I now have a sore red spot on my ear out of using my last one. It's high time I get a new headphone, especially after receiving the appropriate funds donated by a fellow NF member.
[Skipping the tl;dr: Again, thank you. Really.]

I am on my journey to make my first online purchase ever :iria I'm compiling this list of headphones here for easier navigation and as a reminder. Note that it's still under review so it will be edited in a few days' time. After hours of cross-referencing and many a sidetrack later...

1. Panasonic RP-HTX7:
Review || Ebay
2. Sennheiser HD555: That's it. Two. The only ones that fit my little checklist. If you has any input whatsoever on this, do tell Dx