For a long time I lived under the impression that I was homosexual. Liberal media and secular schools made me think that it was allright and perfectly normal.

It was not until a few weeks ago that I learned all this was a lie and that my homosexual deathstyle would lead me right to hell.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster in His noodly grace led me back to a normal life and in a matter of weeks I turned from a homosexual sinner into happily married father of three kids.

I am much happier now and I hope that others, too, will be touched by His noodly appendage.