SFX: ( Mom shrieks after she pricks her finger)
Mom: &#*$^@#&%
Me: Hey, hold on let me get you a plaster or something.
Mom: Forget it, your too slow sucked on it already.
Me: Ah, how was it sucking your own blood?
Mom: Bitter...

Lols, if you didn't catch it then read it again. I swear, she didn't get what I was trying to say.