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baconbits

, Male, 34, from Milwaukee, WI

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Get off my lawn. Oct 27, 2017

baconbits was last seen:
Nov 21, 2017 at 11:44 PM
    1. Pandamonium
      Pandamonium
      Cute avi u got there
      1. Lina Shields likes this.
      2. baconbits
        baconbits
        Thanks, Panda!
        Nov 21, 2017 at 3:28 PM
      3. Lina Shields
        Lina Shields
        Seconding Panda's comment. Who is the person in your avi exactly?
        Nov 21, 2017 at 3:47 PM
      4. baconbits
        baconbits
        Both my boys, ages 3 & 1.
        Nov 21, 2017 at 7:38 PM
    2. EJ
      EJ
      Do not be afraid.
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      2. EJ
        EJ
        I am only but a King.
        Nov 16, 2017 at 2:14 PM
      3. EJ
        EJ
        Though I am flattered.
        Nov 16, 2017 at 2:14 PM
      4. baconbits
        baconbits
        God bless your rich imagination my son. And whatever drug you're taking. Heroine got nothing on whatever you're on.
        Nov 16, 2017 at 2:23 PM
    3. God
      God
      Lol I clicked your profile for the first time in a while and was going all "Wait Bacon's still 34? His birthday must be coming up soon, right?" until I saw your birthday already passed
      1. baconbits
        baconbits
        Lol. I'm old as hell, bruh.
        Nov 15, 2017
      2. God
        God
        lol yeah I know a guy your age and he and I used to talk about anime all the time so I had no difficulty remembering you're less than a decade older than me, but he went off the grid for a while and I became inactive on NF
        Nov 21, 2017 at 10:27 AM
    4. EJ
      EJ
      https://i.imgur.com/CJBgr7t.jpg

      Rate. Dinner for me and my GF. Tell me you wouldn't destroy that burger. The bread was weak, but I worked with what I had.
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      2. baconbits
        baconbits
        No, Kings have royal chefs for that. But Royal Chefs cook for their lovers. We don't have a Royal Chef of the Cafe yet. You applying?
        Nov 15, 2017
      3. EJ
        EJ
        I serve beef.
        Nov 15, 2017
      4. baconbits
        baconbits
        Everybody in the Cafe serve beef.
        Nov 15, 2017
    5. EJ
      EJ
      yo bacon man do that shit like its 2009. that's STILL the year
      1. baconbits
        baconbits
        2009 wasn't that long ago, my nig. Then again I think your perspective of time is based on your age.
        Nov 15, 2017
      2. Ashi
        Ashi
        2009 was ages ago if you ask me
        Nov 21, 2017 at 1:34 AM
      3. baconbits
        baconbits
        That's because you were only three then.
        Nov 21, 2017 at 9:57 AM
    6. EJ
      EJ
      If your sons make accounts here, I offer to be their e-crazy godfather
      1. baconbits
        baconbits
        As long as you don't have them wearing skinny jeans we cool.
        Nov 14, 2017
    7. A
      A
      how come everyone is getting promoted but you :blobcry
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      2. Kitsune
        Kitsune
        baconbits refuses to wear the mod uniform (skinny jeans and a plaid shirt).
        Nov 13, 2017
      3. baconbits
        baconbits
        That uniform is racist.
        Nov 13, 2017
      4. baconbits
        baconbits
        Flow and Ashi don't count.
        Nov 13, 2017
    8. EJ
      EJ
      that would look good with some slim jeans, and a hoodie. i got some ideas
      1. Kitsune likes this.
      2. baconbits
        baconbits
        I ain't gonna lie, I hope you're talking about a female. I've never wanted to see any male in slim jeans.
        Nov 13, 2017
      3. baconbits
        baconbits
        Just looked at the link and first thing that came to my mind: HELL NO.
        Nov 13, 2017
      4. EJ
        EJ
        you hating man that coat looks so smooth
        Nov 13, 2017
    9. EJ
      EJ
      http://www.hm.com/de/product/53192?article=53192-A&utm_medium=unpl&utm_source=facebook&utm_campaign=dpaprospecting_w44&utm_content=performance&utm_term=de
    10. EJ
      EJ
      When you visit my bar/joint in NYC 20 years from now this is the song that will be playing in as I'm helping my workers clean up after the dayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EL_pBJN_O3M
      1. baconbits
        baconbits
        I can't even use that link.
        Nov 11, 2017
      2. EJ
        EJ
        EL_pBJN_O3M
        Nov 11, 2017
    11. Mider T
      Mider T
      Nice! That person deserves it!
      1. baconbits
        baconbits
        I thought so, too.
        Nov 9, 2017
    12. EJ
      EJ
      A king takes care of his people.
      1. baconbits
        baconbits
        So does a Priest. God bless you, my son.
        Nov 4, 2017
    13. EJ
      EJ
      I have truly ascended to the throne of the Cafe. Let this be a long and prosperous alliance between us. I will keep in mind our conversation we had in private.
      1. jayjay³²
        jayjay³²
        yikes not sure about this one
        Nov 2, 2017
      2. RemChu
        RemChu
        COLLUSION!!!!
        Nov 2, 2017
      3. baconbits
        baconbits
        Sad!
        Nov 3, 2017
    14. baconbits
      baconbits
      Get off my lawn.
      1. Mr. Waffles
        Mr. Waffles
        I support this a 100%.
        Oct 30, 2017
    15. Chelydra
      Chelydra
      https://www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/world/national-security/clinton-campaign-dnc-paid-for-research-that-led-to-russia-dossier/2017/10/24/226fabf0-b8e4-11e7-a908-a3470754bbb9_story.html

      You will like this.
      1. baconbits likes this.
      2. baconbits
        baconbits
        I was going to post the story myself, but hadn't checked to see if it was posted already.
        Oct 25, 2017
    16. EJ
      EJ
      bouncing on mah dik like she a bunny hoe'
      1. Viole1369
        Oct 18, 2017
      2. baconbits
        baconbits
        Lol. I refuse to look this song up or click your link. I'm too busy listening to this stuff:

        n9yRGwRQ1xU
        Oct 18, 2017
      3. Eros
        Eros
        I think it's this one. It's kinda catchy. Gbt_yOivyM0
        Oct 18, 2017
    17. EJ
      EJ
      all i wanna do is count dis money tho

      all i wanna do is count dis money tho

      all i wanna do is count dis money tho
    18. EJ
      EJ
      Gbt_yOivyM0
    19. EJ
      EJ
      I'm the Devil of Hell's Kitchen.
      1. baconbits
        baconbits
        You say the most random stuff sometimes.
        Oct 5, 2017
    20. maailin
      maailin
      You said that I can have an avatar after 25 posts but it's doesn't work.
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      2. maailin
        maailin
        I tried other images but still doesn't work.

        But anyways.
        http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-r3BYZ6bVzlU/WBo8xb16biI/AAAAAAABJWE/WPBapF2vm9c1WyWkf6JUj7qR5gJMo7W1ACHM/s16000/0757-008.png
        Sep 29, 2017
      3. baconbits
        baconbits
        Alright. I can see why. Mbxx, the webmaster, blocks links that are entire manga pages, because technically that could be theft of intellectual property. Plus your link you just posted is an "http" link, not an "https" link.
        Sep 29, 2017
      4. maailin
        maailin
        I see. It worked.
        Sep 29, 2017
    21. Marcelle.B
      Marcelle.B
      |^^^^^^^^^^^^ʕノ•ᴥ•ʔノ*:・゚✧
      |KOALA TRUCK | ‘|”“”;.., ___.
      |_…_…______===|= _|__|…, ] |
      ............”(@ )’(@ )”“”“*|(@ )(@ )*****(@

      MOTHERFUCKER ONCE U BEEN HIT, U HAVE TO HIT 8 FUCKING KOALA ASS PEOPLE! IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU’LL KNOW YOUR REALLY SO FUCKING KOALA IT'S SO FUCKING EUCALYPTUS PEOPLE WILL PISS THEIR PANTS AND SHIT BRICKS
      1. baconbits
        baconbits
        Dis nigga...
        Sep 24, 2017
      2. Marcelle.B
        Marcelle.B
        they peer pressured me into it
        Sep 24, 2017
    22. Imopink1
      Imopink1
      Can you change my name to inopink? I made a mistake and its imopink ugh
      1. W
        W
        He is just a moderator, so he is unable to help you. Only administrators can change your name. Your best bet is going to this thread: https://www.narutoforums.org/threads/new-name-change-thread-new-policy-as-of-december-2016-read-1st-post.979544/unread

        And requesting a name change~
        Sep 20, 2017
      2. baconbits
        baconbits
        WAD is 100% right on that. If you have trouble there let me know.
        Sep 20, 2017
    23. EJ
      EJ
      A king deserves to be treated justly.
      1. baconbits
        baconbits
        Wish I knew who that was and I'd treat him right.
        Sep 18, 2017
      2. Ashi
        Ashi
        That's no way to talk to a King, bacon.

        Take it back!
        Sep 18, 2017
      3. baconbits
        baconbits
        Flow is a pawn that moved to the eight row, became a queen to troll Mael and later on tried to put the real king, aka Bacon, in check. But I castled.
        Sep 18, 2017
    24. EJ
      EJ
      Bend the knee.
      1. baconbits
        baconbits
        You coming onto me?
        Sep 6, 2017
    25. EJ
      EJ
      tag ur it
    26. EJ
      EJ
      hey whats up

      follow me in instagram and like my soundcloud
      1. baconbits
        baconbits
        No. :maybe I don't have instagram. If I did I'd follow you.
        Aug 29, 2017
    27. baconbits
      baconbits
      I estimate that a good 40% of my dislikes are Zenith.
      1. EJ likes this.
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      3. baconbits
        baconbits
        I was off. Only 28%. SAD!
        Aug 28, 2017
      4. Mr. Waffles
        Mr. Waffles
        @White Wolf
        Use that script and tell me what percentage of your optimistic ratings is from me.
        Aug 28, 2017
      5. baconbits
        baconbits
        Looks like I'm only 27% of Zenith's dislikes.
        Aug 29, 2017
    28. EJ
      EJ
      I am the Iron Fist.
      1. baconbits
        baconbits
        Of masturbation?
        Aug 28, 2017
      2. Samus Aran
        Samus Aran
        Lewd
        Aug 28, 2017
    29. EJ
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      2. EJ
        EJ
        It's catching on :maybe
        Aug 22, 2017
      3. Mr. Waffles
        Aug 22, 2017
      4. baconbits
        baconbits
        Dammit!
        Aug 22, 2017
    30. EJ
      EJ
      iRnrOxSD1Fw
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    Birthday:
    Aug 2, 1983 (Age: 34)
    Location:
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    Occupation:
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