I am too slow now! well I never! Probably why I forgo the spacing and the spaces n shit.
OK thats a lie.. I dont know what happens to me when I get slow.
I don't think YOU personally get to that get to know you stage. I sometimes do a little bit, but not really. Not as much as I could on NF.
However in your case I can see why, since you get so many people who want to ass lick or just talk to an admin. I sort of waited quite a long while to approach you, because I figured if I didn't wait. I would just be another random fucking faggot noob who you'd forget shortly after vming me.
So I have been patient with you, taken my time, no expectations, in essence I am the perfect vm lover for you. Since I am not expecting essential one on one pek time all day every day. Which might sound a little sad now that I've typed it and read what I just typed.
It's like Drama from Entourage, when he says he orders weird drinks from Ari's secretary so he will be remembered by her. DO you watch that show? I think you have or do, but I really cannot remember. I will assume you do since you talk to Ram.
Anyways what I mean is, I don't just want to engage you because you are an admin. I want to engage you because you are you. :tear
I know I just made your heart fill up with that statement. I do that sometimes.
TRUE YOU ARE LIKE A STEAK THATS BEEN BITTEN BY 30 PLUS PEOPLE. SOME OF THEM CHEWED ON YOU AND PUT YOU BACK ON THE PLATE FOR OTHERS TO GRAB. THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE PEK! BUT EVEN SO.. YOU ARE STILL PROBABLY JUICY AND DELICIOUS TO OTHERS.
THE ONLY PRESSURE YOU HAVE TO FEEL IS IF THEY WANT TO POUR A-1 SAUCE ALL OVER YOU. TO HIDE YOUR TASTE.
Fine.. *sigh* i will make an attempt to sound civil. After all you are an admin.
LOL a comparison to your mom so early on! I am touched! might be the greatest unintentional compliment you have ever given me.
For some reason I was under the impression all males, especially all caucasian males had ass hair. Then you said, " but I'll start growing for you" which seems to imply that you just shave or trim them?
Damn straight you can use my hairs to be transplanted onto your ass hole. Screw little bald kids with cancer! I want to help men be manly with the ever lacking hairy anus market.
So basically, you are just telling me that you stay silent on purpose? You aren't winning any points on your sex card score sheet mister! I only wish all the poor souls you've taken to your bedside felt as if they pleased you. However I would never want you to go so far in your moan methodology as to overtly embellish.
Haha, I actually talked to Freija on msn prior to ever having done so on NF. Awhile back shortly after he had come back from his vacation last summer I was forced into a convo with him and Cax. After that he added me as a friend or I added him and then we started talking.
You will find that the same is true of me and Kinje. I have talked to Kinje first on msn before ever engaging him on nf.
Whoa I never thought you would be a vegetarian. Are you serious? Cuz you seem like a guy who hulks out and swallows steaks whole when drunk enough. I've actually been interested in vegetarian food, but very slightly.
What do you think of raw vegan eaters?
ok he uses me a little bit..
that skank.. he is always like pfft take me again.. go again.. i am not finished etc. So I recluctantly whip out my hot veiny goodness. *sigh* and then we go on for 20 min or so till the magic happens.
I knew you liked it when I did that thing back there with your ass hairs! It was easily readable with moans like that. NOONE can fake that sort of passion. If you did, you are really talented. Honestly, tomapfft wouldn't necessarily be named after me as much as it would be a representation of the tomato smiley showing sarcastic disagreement. However it would be kinda cool if you could mention it in the highlights.. mmm that sounds appropriate. Very fitting indeed.
LOL freija uses me! no no no, I use him.
If I could put away my e-cock I would but alas.. its ripped through any semblance of an e-gina I had. Now I just randomly run about penetrating anuses all over NF.
BUT I know you are special... thats why I am gentle with you, inserting finger with lube made from raw eggs.
I dont need you stitched up, because I will fill you with my sweet sweet love nectar, you can show me yours. It will be like that game you used to play with your little neighbor friend as a child. Where he would show you his wee wee and then you would show yours, then the touching would begin. Soon after though your mom would find you both in your closet doing stuff to one another and then you would never be allowed to play with your friend again.
thats true.. I do not asslick cocksuck well enough. BUT I will relent on this battle pek, however I am never going to give up on my dreams! NF needs :tomapfft like a baby needs a clean diaper.
I know somewhere out there a little boy or girl on nf is gonna wear your avatar one day.
it brings a tear to my eye
I know I've never truly showed my appreciation to you mr admin sir. However my balls are only blue for you. Well, ok there is the admin Blue too I guess, if I had to think about it. However he is not as active as you are so I do not need to take my viagra pills that often.
I would never want people to angrily pm you on my behalf. It would break my heart.
LOL thats too bad, I could have showcased it to the world! THE WORLD!
anyone who asked me; So where did you get 150 x 200 ava privilege from? and I would enthusiastically reply: I TOOK A CHANCE ON A MAN AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED!
and then when they say, wtf do you mean? did he have a deformed dick or something? is that why the girl in your ava is so sad?
to which I will then reply: she is so sad because she was made for someone but never got to the person. you know, like in chobits sort of but not exactly anywhere near the same.. cuz I never did read the end so I am not entirely sure what I am saying atm.
Sorry for earlier if it really hurt your feelings. Of course I don't wanna scare you, but we've known each other for so long and have joked about all kinds of things, that I sometimes forget to tone it down a bit.
Get your tooth fixed, k? And don't worry, it's gonna be fine.
your godfather is pretty cool. both my godfather and grand[father/uncle? complicated family history] aren't quite so straight forward, which is pretty boring of them. our family reunion dinners are about as interesting as a documentary on drying paint
thank you, you can see my training under the waterfalls in the mountains have been fruitful
really? that cunt told me he was 97 last year, that lying bastard
191 is impressive, still. i love that kind of height, the privileges you must enjoy! do you tower over everyone in sweden or is that kind of height common? i reckon the average height for males here ranges from 170~177 cm
i've mastered the art of heels since i was 7, and sadly that's the average height for females here. its aight though, since clothes and etc are all easy to find so its a convenient consolation
oh the jokes people used to make around us
and lol yes we are very conscious about our weight. anything above 100~105 lb is considered fat/above average, and it really makes the women w/ bigger sizes depressed because most clothes are tailored to fit that kind of "petite" size. funny how society works
this is where i flex my muscular physique and call you cupcake and sunshine and such innit
i used to/hang out with sasori martryn and javier, trust me it would take a lot to make me implode, if that's even possible
silly pek thats only because you haven't bathed in the last decade or so
fffffffffffff damn that's tall. you're about 6'4 then? my best friend is 6'4. i come up to his chest. we make a very odd sight. i'm 160cm, which is 5'2-ish. i wear heels, which give me an extra three inch at all times so all hope is not lost
nice collection of pictures. clearly i am #9, though i dare say she is a wee bit more defined than me
it's okay, i'm sure we all have a mr. hyde inside us, no matter what the gender
he's online often on MSN, and he's in a comfortable niche in life atm - i hope it lasts, he deserves the happiness
pek somehow i doubt you'd fit into the mould of a dirty uncle. you lack the necessary aura of creepiness and you're prolly too young
i'm sure your moobs serve as an effective babe magnet. you must be popular with the ladies with such enviable assets. why rub your own nipples when you can get a hot swedish woman to rub them for you
lmao i didn't even know he was sweden, though that's a funny coincidence. i wonder why i somewhat associated you both together. perhaps its because he's the only male i've seen so far that can pull off a ponytail. oh, his height as well - you see, i've heard stories of how tall you are and though i can't quite remember the digits i do remember that it was some fabulously large number
one day, uncle. one day
what is your definition of fat women, uncle? include pictures and statistics, and i will be the judge of that. i've talked to many of you european men and i've had my fair share of arguments on the definition of a fat woman
my arse is flattered, and says thank you very much kind sir
Today, I woke up at 6 to get ready for uni. Packed my bag, showered and went to the kitchen to eat, once I had eaten I got to my bag and went looking for my keys... but couldn't find them!?!?!?
Well, the quest to find my keys began. First I checked all the places I stopped by, then I checked my bag. After that I got a little desperate and rummaged through my washed clothes (did the laundry yesterday). While folding and putting my clothes in the drawer I realised they might be stuck between my other clothes on the shelves and there they were!
Though conveniently placed on top of the pile on the closest shelf, clearly visible to everyone. I'm too much of an airhead.
pek somehow i find it hard to imagine any part of you related to innocence and purity
and lolol silly javier. though i have to say i'm not the least bit surprised.
womanizer. to his credit though he has guided me through many relationships over the years
wicked boring you mean
yeah i guess. women in bikini are less common, but a lot of the younger generation/girls my age don't give a damn and wear bikinis anyway. a lot of adults/peers our age get all scandalized but we just give them the middle finger tbh
is your hair straight pek
only a fellow human with straight hair may share my woes
nope, you're not convincing me. i'd prefer an athletic nice one over one with flubber still. i'm shallow you see--aesthetics/eye candy matter more to me
pek even if you had the voice of an angel and the face to match it , i doubt it would do much help when leafing through profiles of the Least Fortunate, unless you roll up your sleeves and help sort through it yourself
lolol i'd rather what happened in 09 stay in 09
he didn't tell me nothing about being a pimp, he just said he was this dirty pervert who got modded because he was The Pervert ; lmao i've heard various stories of him moving over the years. and i believe half of it was because he scorned some woman or another, that eternal player
screw that its so straight and flat it's boring. i'd rather have fluffy cool hair, but i actually tried making it permanently wavy and it didn't work lmao. my hair has this way of rejecting colours and chemicals and everything in general so it always stays straight and brown-black ish which is.. annoying
hell's version of paradise maybe
seriously? that's .. weird. maybe its an asian thing, men here have this thing for super long hair and women tend to oblige
lmao cute reputation, arse.
any bum with lack of excessive cellulite is fair game