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Ernel32.dll
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Ernel32.dll

Smoother Than Breast Milk

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    1. Nighty the Mighty
      1. Rinoa and Ernel32.dll like this.
      2. Ernel32.dll
        Sep 13, 2018 at 8:16 AM
        Nighty the Mighty likes this.
    2. Superman
      Superman
      You still love your daughter though.....right?
      1. Ernel32.dll
        Ernel32.dll
        in a lot of the world, no. this is how a lot of girls and girl foetuses are killed. and how parents invest a lot less in their daughters. every child is precious.
        Sep 13, 2018 at 8:17 AM
        Superman likes this.
      2. Superman
        Superman
        I was just going by the topic subject. I hope you took no real offense to that one.
        Sep 13, 2018 at 9:03 AM
        Ernel32.dll likes this.
      3. Ernel32.dll
        Ernel32.dll
        mmm, it makes me a bit sad to remember that that kind of thing exists in the world is all. i appreciate you following up on it though.
        Sep 13, 2018 at 9:38 AM
    3. Seraphiel
      Seraphiel
      Mommy OuO
      1. Ernel32.dll
        Ernel32.dll
        let's make cycles in our family tree ;) ;) :cursed
        Sep 11, 2018
        Seraphiel likes this.
      2. Buskuv
        Buskuv
        toe him mommy
        Sep 11, 2018
        Ernel32.dll likes this.
      3. Seraphiel
        Seraphiel
        let's be as free as we can be :catflower
        Sep 11, 2018
    4. Yin
      Yin
      :blobtimistic
      1. Lina Shields likes this.
      2. Lina Shields
        Lina Shields
        Wow! It's like magic
        Sep 10, 2018
      3. Yin
        Yin
        :hehe Friendship is magic.
        Sep 11, 2018
    5. redrum
      redrum
      :catskully

      well played
      1. Ernel32.dll likes this.
    6. Frosch
      Frosch
      Pretty sure pissing yourself is a suiton
      1. Ernel32.dll
        Ernel32.dll
        oh man those were the days
        Sep 8, 2018
        Frosch likes this.
    7. Atlantic Storm
      Atlantic Storm
      Who is the avatar in your character?
      1. Bontakun likes this.
      2. Ernel32.dll
        Ernel32.dll
        your dad
        Sep 3, 2018
        Bontakun and Atlantic Storm like this.
      3. Atlantic Storm
        Atlantic Storm
        cummu hia now papi
        Sep 3, 2018
      4. Gifted
        Gifted
        Zombieman from One Punch Man. He has Insane levels of regenration and Peak Human Strength
        Sep 3, 2018
    8. TrogdorMan
      TrogdorMan
      Thanks for the rep.
      1. Ernel32.dll likes this.
    9. Rohan
      Rohan
      Who is the character in your avatar?
      1. Ernel32.dll
        Ernel32.dll
        it's Zombieman from One Punch Man. here's the stock: https://i.imgur.com/Zdcbetp.jpg
        Aug 31, 2018
        Rohan likes this.
      2. Rohan
        Rohan
        Thanks.
        Aug 31, 2018
    10. Grimmjow
      Grimmjow
      Normally I would rep you saying this but I’m still waiting so I’ll respond to your thread soon. I got the big bosses on my ass right now lol
      1. Ernel32.dll likes this.
      2. Ernel32.dll
        Ernel32.dll
        no worries lol, you make sure you all sorted :3
        Aug 31, 2018
        Grimmjow likes this.
      3. Grimmjow
        Grimmjow
        They always find something to complain about lol. I’m fine they just have me doing tedious things. One hour to go! ;—; Thanks love <3
        Aug 31, 2018
    11. Fang
      Fang
      What?
      1. Fang
        Fang
        Like seriously were you just pulling my chain there or being legit, I can't tell.
        Aug 31, 2018
    12. Atlantic Storm
    13. Grimmjow
      Grimmjow
      I love our song. <333 I’ve had it on repeat this morning
      1. Ernel32.dll likes this.
      2. Ernel32.dll
        Ernel32.dll
        ahhh awesome im so glad you like it too! check out the rest of the album too if you can, every song is super great <3
        Aug 17, 2018
        Grimmjow likes this.
      3. Grimmjow
        Grimmjow
        I’ll give it a listen now while I’m just surfing the web. If you recommended it of course I’ll give it a listen. <3
        Aug 17, 2018
        Ernel32.dll likes this.
    14. DemonDragonJ
      DemonDragonJ
      Thank you for the +rep!
      1. Ernel32.dll
        Ernel32.dll
        sure thing! thanks for postin in the blendor!
        Aug 17, 2018
        DemonDragonJ likes this.
    15. Toby
      Toby
      Your avatar looks like a lion who has completely surrendered and become ennui
      Hope you're okay tho
      1. Ernel32.dll likes this.
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      3. Toby
        Toby
        it looks more like 4 days at best
        Jul 31, 2018
      4. Toby
        Toby
        they were the worst 4 days of his life i bet
        Jul 31, 2018
      5. Khaleesi
        Khaleesi
        Toby summed up my thoughts, I couldn’t think of what it looked like to me of but that was definitely it
        Aug 1, 2018
    16. Atlantic Storm
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      2. Atlantic Storm
        Atlantic Storm
        it's my way of showing affection to my hombre
        Jul 15, 2018
      3. Supreme King of The Alley - Lord Ashi
        Supreme King of The Alley - Lord Ashi
        Wow Ying you're such a racist who knew
        Jul 15, 2018
      4. Ernel32.dll
        Ernel32.dll
        racist bants is no bueno
        Jul 15, 2018
    17. Grimmjow
      Grimmjow
      I’M THE WORLDS NUMBER ONE OKAYEST MILF HOW DARE YOU! <3
      1. Ernel32.dll likes this.
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      3. Grimmjow
        Grimmjow
        Yeah it was and he is. I didn’t think they had a dad shirt like that tho lol
        Jul 15, 2018
      4. Ernel32.dll
        Ernel32.dll
        the wonders of the internet lol

        literally all these shirts are wonderful https://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/idakoos-shirts/1/
        Jul 15, 2018
        Grimmjow likes this.
      5. Grimmjow
        Grimmjow
        Yeah you're absolutely right about that. You can literally put anything on a shirt.

        I'm a human trapped in a human body is my favorite one lmao
        Jul 15, 2018
    18. Kenneth
      Kenneth
      i should be asleep but i'm not and i've decided to blame the internet machine for this

      why do bad things happen to lazy people
      1. Ernel32.dll likes this.
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      3. Ernel32.dll
        Ernel32.dll
        do not watch gatis kandis or you will be up all day
        Jul 6, 2018
      4. Kenneth
        Kenneth
        i couldn't do that mary because i was stuck reading r/writingprompts threads and they were excellent really

        i'm actually considering buying a book from like two dudes or so
        Jul 6, 2018
        Ernel32.dll likes this.
      5. Ernel32.dll
        Ernel32.dll
        these writing prompts are amazing
        Jul 6, 2018
    19. Lina Shields
      Lina Shields
      Boss/Ma’am
    20. Lina Shields
      Lina Shields
      You make some pretty hilarious threads in the Blender
      1. Ernel32.dll
        Ernel32.dll
        it's like trying to resuscitate a madame tussaud's wax sculpture
        Jun 30, 2018
        Lina Shields likes this.
      2. Lina Shields
        Lina Shields
        It will form itself just fine if you put elbow grease into it.
        Jul 2, 2018
    21. Parallax
      1. Lina Shields and Ernel32.dll like this.
      2. View previous comments...
      3. Parallax
        Parallax
        who tf asked u
        Jun 26, 2018
      4. Khaleesi
        Khaleesi
        I asked myself
        Jun 26, 2018
      5. Ernel32.dll
        Ernel32.dll
        hiiiii
        Jun 27, 2018
        Lina Shields likes this.
    22. Rinoa
      1. Ernel32.dll and Nataly like this.
      2. Ernel32.dll
        Jun 23, 2018
        Rinoa likes this.
    23. Lina Shields
      Lina Shields
      Ah, thanks.
      :amuse
      1. View previous comments...
      2. Lina Shields
        Lina Shields
        O w O
        Jun 22, 2018
      3. Lina Shields
        Lina Shields
        Is it growing yet?
        Jun 22, 2018
      4. Yin
        Yin
        :rengescust :vexed
        Jun 22, 2018
    24. Eros
      Eros
      You just helped me discover another LGBT artist, albeit not intentionally. Thanks!
    25. John Wick
      John Wick
      Never ever speak to me again
      1. Ernel32.dll
        Ernel32.dll
        of course
        Apr 1, 2018
      2. John Wick
        John Wick
        Couldn't even do that right smfh
        Apr 2, 2018
      3. Ernel32.dll
        Ernel32.dll
        i made a mistake
        Apr 2, 2018
    26. Normalize
      Normalize
      What's your fucking email address again? Fuck...
    27. Frosch
      Frosch
      I'm not sure who you are because you changed your username, but apparently I knew you and you were pretty rad, or something of the sort
      1. Frosch
        Frosch
        Fro thinks so too
        Sep 3, 2018
      2. Ernel32.dll
        Ernel32.dll
        it has been a hot-ass minute yo
        Sep 3, 2018
        Frosch likes this.
      3. Frosch
        Frosch
        OH NOW I KNOW WHO YOU WERE

        It's nice to see you doing well, I wondered from time to time :)
        Sep 3, 2018
    28. Kenneth
      Kenneth
      I have a fuckhuge amount of tooth pain right now and a dude at work was like "here some paracetamol it should help" but it didn't and oh god just shoot me in the face
      And then I was like "wait I know someone with that name"
      Then I remembered you changed it :(
      Then I got kinda sad :(
    29. SCPZ
      SCPZ
      http://www.narutoforums.com/showthread.php?t=1048682

      http://i.imgur.com/kjzNcYv.jpg
    30. Mori`
      Mori`
      Yeah doing alright I guess. hope the ups outnumber the downs! <3
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    You were there when it happened. I know you were. It was sunny and warm out in the city garden, beautiful and clear. I could take a breath and the landscape would fill my lungs, sweet with grass and flowers and the gentle sweat of human company. As I strolled along the bricks of the yard, baked red in the sun, I watched people. I heard their laughter and conversation as they glowed under the sun.

    I was watching a boy kick a soccer ball toward his friend when it happened. I followed its arc as it left his tattered shoes and flew into the air; watched the boy's friend run backwards, treading the grass as he anticipated its landing. And right before the ball was about to land, I saw it shudder and stop.

    I froze, and fuck, I was a slit on a stroboscope. Hoping, praying that if I stalled my blink, it would bring erasure when I next opened my eyes. You snagged at my peripheral vision, and when I turned you were staring straight at me, your irises yawned in fear. I heard myself scream.

    Something stuttered. Was it me? Did I fucking stutter?

    It's a strange thing when you cease to exist for a moment. When your being flickers. When the day is superimposed on you with the breadth of the universe and the depth of what it is not. At night, I would dream of looking in the mirror and seeing my own elongated face, grinning back in the dimness with my mouth full of teeth; my eyes full of teeth, teeth teeth teeth, and when I raised my trembling hands to touch my features I felt nothing but the smoothness of glass.

    I heard reality unzip behind me.
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