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Oct 1, 2005
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Smoother Than Breast Milk

    1. Atlantic Storm
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      2. Atlantic Storm
        Atlantic Storm
        it's my way of showing affection to my hombre
        Jul 15, 2018 at 12:57 PM
      3. Ashi
        Wow Ying you're such a racist who knew
        Jul 15, 2018 at 1:02 PM
      4. Ernel32.dll
        racist bants is no bueno
        Jul 15, 2018 at 1:34 PM
    2. Grimmjow
      1. Ernel32.dll likes this.
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      3. Grimmjow
        Yeah it was and he is. I didn’t think they had a dad shirt like that tho lol
        Jul 15, 2018 at 5:53 PM
      4. Ernel32.dll
        the wonders of the internet lol

        literally all these shirts are wonderful https://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/idakoos-shirts/1/
        Jul 15, 2018 at 6:02 PM
        Grimmjow likes this.
      5. Grimmjow
        Yeah you're absolutely right about that. You can literally put anything on a shirt.

        I'm a human trapped in a human body is my favorite one lmao
        Jul 15, 2018 at 7:07 PM
    3. Kenneth
      i should be asleep but i'm not and i've decided to blame the internet machine for this

      why do bad things happen to lazy people
      1. Ernel32.dll likes this.
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      3. Ernel32.dll
        do not watch gatis kandis or you will be up all day
        Jul 6, 2018
      4. Kenneth
        i couldn't do that mary because i was stuck reading r/writingprompts threads and they were excellent really

        i'm actually considering buying a book from like two dudes or so
        Jul 6, 2018
        Ernel32.dll likes this.
      5. Ernel32.dll
        these writing prompts are amazing
        Jul 6, 2018
    4. Lina Shields
      Lina Shields
    5. Lina Shields
      Lina Shields
      You make some pretty hilarious threads in the Blender
      1. Ernel32.dll
        it's like trying to resuscitate a madame tussaud's wax sculpture
        Jun 30, 2018
        Lina Shields likes this.
      2. Lina Shields
        Lina Shields
        It will form itself just fine if you put elbow grease into it.
        Jul 2, 2018
    6. Parallax
      1. Lina Shields and Ernel32.dll like this.
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      3. Parallax
        who tf asked u
        Jun 26, 2018
      4. Khaleesi
        I asked myself
        Jun 26, 2018
      5. Ernel32.dll
        Jun 27, 2018
        Lina Shields likes this.
    7. Rinoa
      1. Ernel32.dll and Nataly like this.
      2. Ernel32.dll
        Jun 23, 2018
        Rinoa likes this.
    8. Lina Shields
      Lina Shields
      Ah, thanks.
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      2. Lina Shields
        Lina Shields
        O w O
        Jun 22, 2018
      3. Lina Shields
        Lina Shields
        Is it growing yet?
        Jun 22, 2018
      4. Loli
        Jun 22, 2018
    9. Eros
      You just helped me discover another LGBT artist, albeit not intentionally. Thanks!
    10. John Wick
      John Wick
      Never ever speak to me again
      1. Ernel32.dll
        of course
        Apr 1, 2018
      2. John Wick
        John Wick
        Couldn't even do that right smfh
        Apr 2, 2018
      3. Ernel32.dll
        i made a mistake
        Apr 2, 2018
    11. Normalize
      What's your fucking email address again? Fuck...
    12. Frosch
      I'm not sure who you are because you changed your username, but apparently I knew you and you were pretty rad, or something of the sort
    13. Kenneth
      I have a fuckhuge amount of tooth pain right now and a dude at work was like "here some paracetamol it should help" but it didn't and oh god just shoot me in the face
      And then I was like "wait I know someone with that name"
      Then I remembered you changed it :(
      Then I got kinda sad :(
    14. Vino

    15. Mori`
      Yeah doing alright I guess. hope the ups outnumber the downs! <3
    16. 2boskov
    17. pfft
      you are pretty fly for a shite guy.

    18. Suzumebachi
      I cannot be destroyed.
    19. Suzumebachi
      come back to meee
    20. The Soldier
      The Soldier
      hey there, whats up
    21. Speedy Jag.
      Speedy Jag.
      Am I the first adult you know acting like a child? :maybe

      I'm really pissed and had a shit day.

      I'm sure there are rulez with posting shitty days and whatnot but cant be fucked seriously.
    22. Elias
      I happened to be sitting fairly close to my monitor when I scrolled down and saw your avatars face.

    23. Shroomsday
      I guess long socks work, but then they're basically stockings anyway. I do like long gloves, fingerless types too but probably not to that extent and not on myself.

      In England it's a luxury, probably not so much in South Africa.
    24. Shroomsday
      I can't fathom that, but I guess it would be more comfortable in a way. Maybe being just a bit different to the norm is the actual cause.
    25. Kitsune
    26. Jay.
    27. Jay.
      you are welcome

      show me how good
    28. Jay.
      don't worry

      i only want sex
    29. Jay.
      We are now friends
    30. Jay.
      wassup pretty woman
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    You were there when it happened. I know you were. It was sunny and warm out in the city garden, beautiful and clear. I could take a breath and the landscape would fill my lungs, sweet with grass and flowers and the gentle sweat of human company. As I strolled along the bricks of the yard, baked red in the sun, I watched people. I heard their laughter and conversation as they glowed under the sun.

    I was watching a boy kick a soccer ball toward his friend when it happened. I followed its arc as it left his tattered shoes and flew into the air; watched the boy's friend run backwards, treading the grass as he anticipated its landing. And right before the ball was about to land, I saw it shudder and stop.

    I froze, and fuck, I was a slit on a stroboscope. Hoping, praying that if I stalled my blink, it would bring erasure when I next opened my eyes. You snagged at my peripheral vision, and when I turned you were staring straight at me, your irises yawned in fear. I heard myself scream.

    Something stuttered. Was it me? Did I fucking stutter?

    It's a strange thing when you cease to exist for a moment. When your being flickers. When the day is superimposed on you with the breadth of the universe and the depth of what it is not. At night, I would dream of looking in the mirror and seeing my own elongated face, grinning back in the dimness with my mouth full of teeth; my eyes full of teeth, teeth teeth teeth, and when I raised my trembling hands to touch my features I felt nothing but the smoothness of glass.

    I heard reality unzip behind me.


    Follow me
    Sleep come
    Over me
    With your heavy sweeps
    How many cycles?
    What have you of time?

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