1. Welcome to the forums! Take a second to look at our Beginner's Guide. It contains the information necessary for you to have an easier experience here.

    Thanks and have fun. -NF staff
    Dismiss Notice
  2. Forum Skin Contest:

    Let us know if you’re participating or would like to participate in a forum wide skin contest. If so, please give us your opinions here.

    Dismiss Notice


  3. Voting for Graphic of the Week 50 -- Contest Central Banner is live! Click here and here to cast your votes!

    Voting for Photograph of the Week 54 -- Landscapes is also live! Click here and here to cast your votes!

    Entries for Graphic of the Week 51 -- Dragon Avatars are open! Click here to check it out!

    Entries for Photograph of the Week 55 -- Freestyle are open! Click here to check it out!

    -- Contest Central Staff
    Dismiss Notice
  4. Throw the dice to win Golden Sparkles for a month. Check this thread.

    Dismiss Notice
martryn
Last Activity:
Mar 18, 2019 at 12:55 PM
Joined:
Jan 15, 2005
Messages:
30,968
Trophy Points:
1,432
Positive ratings received:
429

Post Ratings

Received: Given:
Like 145 66
Dislike 55 27
Neutral 2 1
Agree 91 42
Disagree 5 10
Funny 84 11
Winner 56 3
Informative 23 11
Friendly 23 3
Useful 5 1
Optimistic 39 5
Creative 2 1
Lewd 3 1
Old 0 0
Ningen 0 0
Coolest Guy! 0 0
Deku 0 0
Tier Specialist 0 0
Diva 0 0
Bad Spelling 0 0
MAXIMUM 0 0
Kage 0 0
GODA 0 0
git gud 0 0
Plus Ultra 0 0
Get Out 0 0
Sad! 4 0
Dumb 1 1
Art Pimp 0 0
Chatterbox 0 0
Reznor 0 0
Done 0 0
Comfy 0 0
Location:
Swanney's
Occupation:
whatever I feel like doing.

martryn

Dick in hand, from Swanney's

What the fucking fuck is this fuck? Apr 23, 2016

martryn was last seen:
Mar 18, 2019 at 12:55 PM
    1. Mider T
      Mider T
      Wait what? Did you get a warning?:lmao
      1. martryn
        martryn
        Hell yeah I did. Apparently the forums is hosted in Europe, and those sissies are ultra sensitive about things like that. I'm seriously curious whether we can even post memes anymore. Fuck the EU.
        Feb 9, 2019
    2. DemonDragonJ
      DemonDragonJ
      You gave me -rep because you do not like the Patriots? Do you realize how petty and immature that makes you look? I thought that you were more mature than to stoop so low.
      1. View previous comments...
      2. martryn
        martryn
        Say what you want about the defenses, but even that wasn't too exciting. Not like it was a game of fumbles, interceptions, and sacks, which would have been interesting. It was just a slog short passes and punts.
        Feb 5, 2019
        DemonDragonJ likes this.
      3. DemonDragonJ
        DemonDragonJ
        @martryn, actually, the unusually-high number of punts did bother me, as well. I also do feel very sorry for the Rams kicker who missed that last field goal at the end; that was a heartbreaking miss.
        Feb 5, 2019
      4. martryn
        martryn
        Disagree. The FG attempt was already last ditch effort. The game was over halfway through the 3rd quarter when it became obvious the Rams weren't going to use Gurley in the game. Goff sucks without a run game established.
        Feb 5, 2019
    3. Soldierofficial
      Soldierofficial
      Thanks for the rep!!!
    4. Heart Over Blade
      Heart Over Blade
      How long have you been in China? Where you staying?

      I personally did not like being there except the tourist destinations.
      1. View previous comments...
      2. Heart Over Blade
        Heart Over Blade
        Are you planning on staying long term? For me, success means getting to a place where you're satisfied with all areas of your life. How do you measure success? Besides getting pussy, I mean.
        Jan 6, 2019
      3. martryn
        martryn
        I plan on staying here about 2.5 more years unless the Chinese government does something to push me back home. I make a shit ton of money compared to most Chinese people, and so live in relative wealth. I eat steak several times a week, and literally last night I had sex with two different women (not at the same time, but basically back to back).
        Jan 7, 2019
      4. martryn
        martryn
        But... I'm not happy. I miss America. I miss my friends. I miss my son. I miss the food and the sports and the rest of my family. I feel like I have no real connection with anything here. Life is empty and meaningless.
        Jan 7, 2019
    5. Evan Cure
      Evan Cure
      Wanted to thank you personally for making such a funny and informative Beginner's Etiquette Guide. Whatever you were on nine years ago I appreciate.
      1. Mider T likes this.
    6. Mider T
      Mider T
      Hey man, how is life? Today marks a month since you last logged on. Have a good holiday season?
      1. ЯƎWO⅃ᖷ
        ЯƎWO⅃ᖷ
        he might be locked up in a prison over shenanigans with chinese grrls. @baconbits say a prayer for marty
        Feb 21, 2018
        Mider T likes this.
      2. baconbits
        baconbits
        My prayer is ineffective against STD's.
        Feb 21, 2018
        Mider T likes this.
    7. baconbits
      baconbits
      Dat status!
      1. View previous comments...
      2. baconbits
        baconbits
        "What the fucking fuck is this fuck?"
        Oct 17, 2017
      3. martryn
        martryn
        Yeah, I still don't much care for this new forum layout. This will be a long time getting used to.
        Oct 17, 2017
      4. baconbits
        baconbits
        Once you get used to it it's actually easier to respond and know where you were mentioned. But there is a learning curve.
        Oct 17, 2017
    8. baconbits
      baconbits
      It's true, man. Back then HyugaHinata used to neg me all the time and I had no way to stop him. Then you repped me, I had more rep than him and a rep war commenced. He lost and his reps became null reps.
      1. View previous comments...
      2. John Wick
        John Wick
        Reported for flaming
        Sep 19, 2017
      3. baconbits
        baconbits
        Also, your rep is still one of the strongest.
        Sep 19, 2017
      4. martryn
        martryn
        I used to eat rep too. Luckily I was in the green and powerful enough early enough that most people who tried to neg me regularly had little or no effect on me, and I got tired of negging back after I was banned or something for it once.
        Sep 20, 2017
    9. pfft
      pfft
      At least you were always the pretty one.
      1. martryn likes this.
    10. pfft
    11. Mider T
      Mider T
      Live long and prosper!
    12. Mider T
      Mider T
      http://www.narutoforums.com/threads/why-do-television-seasons-so-often-end-with-cliffhangers.1073704/
    13. martryn
      martryn
      What the fucking fuck is this fuck?
    14. effloresce
      effloresce
      i'm good thanks, how are you doing? ;>
      p.s. i sent a request to the retirement group :}
    15. effloresce
      effloresce
      :catsweat
      pls go easy on me
      i am fragile
    16. Violence
      Violence
      Thx for the rep! :catflowa
    17. sadated_peon
      sadated_peon
      I guess, the sausage fest will continue.
      Though I have it on the down low that there are hot sexy singles in my area, maybe I could facilitate an introduction.
    18. sadated_peon
      sadated_peon
      Yep, BB = baconbits.
      Nope, sorry to disappoint.
    19. Inuhanyou
      Inuhanyou
      Let me collect my thoughts, and then i'll respond!
    20. Inuhanyou
      Inuhanyou
      Correct me if im wrong, but you mean America being founded on the false principles of crony capitalism? I dont exactly see what you mean when you say "we were founded on the principles of". The people who founded this country were racists who owned slaves and withheld rights to many people while propping up their society on the weak and downtrodden.

      I may be in the wrong here, but substituting the powerful interests of those days for the top 10% of wage earners in America and corporate entities who literally do nothing to advance anyone else's quality of life, and even diminish it when its not in their profit motive is not what i call freedom. Its slavery by any other name when in full dependence on these morally bankrupt forces

      And if you want to defend such a thing, that's well within your right, but over the past 40 years, we've already had redistribution of wealth, where taxes and a majority of funding go to the top instead of the lower classes, and that trickle down system has left us in a state of disrepair. But then some have the nerve to complain about deficits and such when they were the ones spending all the money on useless bullshit like tax cuts and war to prop up their own standing
    21. PlacidSanity
      PlacidSanity
      Lol, that's from Agent Aika. Mostly pantie shots and some nudity with implied sex but a heavy fan service show. IF anything it would come close to soft core as you would watch on Cinemax at night. :lmao
    22. PlacidSanity
      PlacidSanity
      Sig is from Agen Aika if you are curious of it's origin. :lmao
    23. makeoutparadise
      makeoutparadise
      Its a conditioned i developed after hearing them on loop since highschool, i also like "a shoggoth on the roof."
    24. makeoutparadise
      makeoutparadise
      Anyone mentions cathulu i immediately hear cathulu themed xmas carols
    25. makeoutparadise
      makeoutparadise
      Meant to say repped* dang auto correct
    26. makeoutparadise
      makeoutparadise
      Hunterxhunter ! And blood lad. You repped me in that alien thread
    27. makeoutparadise
      makeoutparadise
      I'm doing well I'm currently on a Netflix anime binge! Thanks for the rep btw
    28. makeoutparadise
      makeoutparadise
      How are you doing martryn?
    29. Marie
      Marie
      Cheers (whatever it means) :distracted
    30. Marie
      Marie
      "Sans rancune" as we use to say by here... :cat
  • Loading...
  • Loading...
  • About

    Location:
    Swanney's
    Occupation:
    whatever I feel like doing.
    Favorite Character(s):
    Genma
    Favorite Episode/Chapter:
    Naruto sucks, now. I like the episodes/chapters where it didn't suck.
    I am probably the most kickass person ever.

    Pruning, sexing up the ladies, drinking, and sleeping

    Signature

  • Loading...
  • Loading...
Loading...