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martryn
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Location:
Swanney's
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whatever I feel like doing.

martryn

Dick in hand, from Swanney's

What the fucking fuck is this fuck? Apr 23, 2016

martryn was last seen:
Jul 10, 2019
    1. Worm Juice
      Worm Juice
      Won’t post in your thread anymore. It’s a really cool concept.
      1. Owl
        Owl
        What was the thread about?
        May 15, 2019
      2. martryn
        martryn
        Apparently about my sexual exploits involving vulnerable Chinese women, including pictures of said women.
        May 15, 2019
    2. pfft
      pfft
      Oliver!!!! You grade papers? Damn shit sounds important. Pls fail everyone! I actually almost went a whole year of 2018 without drinking once but I did in November.
    3. pfft
      pfft
      Ok so you want me to get drunk and fall asleep crying cuz you don’t remember me...
      1. martryn
        martryn
        Wow, shit, chill. I remember you. I am at work. I was grading fucking tests. Get drunk, though. I do all the fucking time.
        Mar 21, 2019
        pfft likes this.
    4. pfft
      pfft
      Bitch if you don’t respond to me soon!!!!
    5. pfft
      pfft
      Do you even remember me motherfucker???
    6. Mider T
      Mider T
      Wait what? Did you get a warning?:lmao
      1. martryn
        martryn
        Hell yeah I did. Apparently the forums is hosted in Europe, and those sissies are ultra sensitive about things like that. I'm seriously curious whether we can even post memes anymore. Fuck the EU.
        Feb 9, 2019
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    7. DemonDragonJ
      DemonDragonJ
      You gave me -rep because you do not like the Patriots? Do you realize how petty and immature that makes you look? I thought that you were more mature than to stoop so low.
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      2. martryn
        martryn
        Say what you want about the defenses, but even that wasn't too exciting. Not like it was a game of fumbles, interceptions, and sacks, which would have been interesting. It was just a slog short passes and punts.
        Feb 5, 2019
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      3. DemonDragonJ
        DemonDragonJ
        @martryn, actually, the unusually-high number of punts did bother me, as well. I also do feel very sorry for the Rams kicker who missed that last field goal at the end; that was a heartbreaking miss.
        Feb 5, 2019
      4. martryn
        martryn
        Disagree. The FG attempt was already last ditch effort. The game was over halfway through the 3rd quarter when it became obvious the Rams weren't going to use Gurley in the game. Goff sucks without a run game established.
        Feb 5, 2019
    8. Soldierofficial
      Soldierofficial
      Thanks for the rep!!!
      1. pfft
        pfft
        You don’t need to be thanking motherfuckers for some rep...
        Mar 21, 2019
    9. Heart Over Blade
      Heart Over Blade
      How long have you been in China? Where you staying?

      I personally did not like being there except the tourist destinations.
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      2. Heart Over Blade
        Heart Over Blade
        Are you planning on staying long term? For me, success means getting to a place where you're satisfied with all areas of your life. How do you measure success? Besides getting pussy, I mean.
        Jan 6, 2019
      3. martryn
        martryn
        I plan on staying here about 2.5 more years unless the Chinese government does something to push me back home. I make a shit ton of money compared to most Chinese people, and so live in relative wealth. I eat steak several times a week, and literally last night I had sex with two different women (not at the same time, but basically back to back).
        Jan 7, 2019
      4. martryn
        martryn
        But... I'm not happy. I miss America. I miss my friends. I miss my son. I miss the food and the sports and the rest of my family. I feel like I have no real connection with anything here. Life is empty and meaningless.
        Jan 7, 2019
    10. Evan Cure
      Evan Cure
      Wanted to thank you personally for making such a funny and informative Beginner's Etiquette Guide. Whatever you were on nine years ago I appreciate.
      1. Mider T likes this.
    11. Mider T
      Mider T
      Hey man, how is life? Today marks a month since you last logged on. Have a good holiday season?
      1. ЯƎWO⅃ᖷ
        ЯƎWO⅃ᖷ
        he might be locked up in a prison over shenanigans with chinese grrls. @baconbits say a prayer for marty
        Feb 21, 2018
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      2. baconbits
        baconbits
        My prayer is ineffective against STD's.
        Feb 21, 2018
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    12. baconbits
      baconbits
      Dat status!
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      2. baconbits
        baconbits
        "What the fucking fuck is this fuck?"
        Oct 17, 2017
      3. martryn
        martryn
        Yeah, I still don't much care for this new forum layout. This will be a long time getting used to.
        Oct 17, 2017
      4. baconbits
        baconbits
        Once you get used to it it's actually easier to respond and know where you were mentioned. But there is a learning curve.
        Oct 17, 2017
    13. baconbits
      baconbits
      It's true, man. Back then HyugaHinata used to neg me all the time and I had no way to stop him. Then you repped me, I had more rep than him and a rep war commenced. He lost and his reps became null reps.
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      2. John Wick
        John Wick
        Reported for flaming
        Sep 19, 2017
      3. baconbits
        baconbits
        Also, your rep is still one of the strongest.
        Sep 19, 2017
      4. martryn
        martryn
        I used to eat rep too. Luckily I was in the green and powerful enough early enough that most people who tried to neg me regularly had little or no effect on me, and I got tired of negging back after I was banned or something for it once.
        Sep 20, 2017
    14. pfft
      pfft
      At least you were always the pretty one.
      1. martryn likes this.
    15. pfft
    16. Mider T
      Mider T
      Live long and prosper!
    17. Mider T
      Mider T
      http://www.narutoforums.com/threads/why-do-television-seasons-so-often-end-with-cliffhangers.1073704/
    18. martryn
      martryn
      What the fucking fuck is this fuck?
    19. effloresce
      effloresce
      i'm good thanks, how are you doing? ;>
      p.s. i sent a request to the retirement group :}
    20. effloresce
      effloresce
      :catsweat
      pls go easy on me
      i am fragile
    21. Violence
      Violence
      Thx for the rep! :catflowa
    22. sadated_peon
      sadated_peon
      I guess, the sausage fest will continue.
      Though I have it on the down low that there are hot sexy singles in my area, maybe I could facilitate an introduction.
    23. sadated_peon
      sadated_peon
      Yep, BB = baconbits.
      Nope, sorry to disappoint.
    24. Inuhanyou
      Inuhanyou
      Let me collect my thoughts, and then i'll respond!
    25. Inuhanyou
      Inuhanyou
      Correct me if im wrong, but you mean America being founded on the false principles of crony capitalism? I dont exactly see what you mean when you say "we were founded on the principles of". The people who founded this country were racists who owned slaves and withheld rights to many people while propping up their society on the weak and downtrodden.

      I may be in the wrong here, but substituting the powerful interests of those days for the top 10% of wage earners in America and corporate entities who literally do nothing to advance anyone else's quality of life, and even diminish it when its not in their profit motive is not what i call freedom. Its slavery by any other name when in full dependence on these morally bankrupt forces

      And if you want to defend such a thing, that's well within your right, but over the past 40 years, we've already had redistribution of wealth, where taxes and a majority of funding go to the top instead of the lower classes, and that trickle down system has left us in a state of disrepair. But then some have the nerve to complain about deficits and such when they were the ones spending all the money on useless bullshit like tax cuts and war to prop up their own standing
    26. PlacidSanity
      PlacidSanity
      Lol, that's from Agent Aika. Mostly pantie shots and some nudity with implied sex but a heavy fan service show. IF anything it would come close to soft core as you would watch on Cinemax at night. :lmao
    27. PlacidSanity
      PlacidSanity
      Sig is from Agen Aika if you are curious of it's origin. :lmao
    28. makeoutparadise
      makeoutparadise
      Its a conditioned i developed after hearing them on loop since highschool, i also like "a shoggoth on the roof."
    29. makeoutparadise
      makeoutparadise
      Anyone mentions cathulu i immediately hear cathulu themed xmas carols
    30. makeoutparadise
      makeoutparadise
      Meant to say repped* dang auto correct
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    Location:
    Swanney's
    Occupation:
    whatever I feel like doing.
    Favorite Character(s):
    Genma
    Favorite Episode/Chapter:
    Naruto sucks, now. I like the episodes/chapters where it didn't suck.
    I am probably the most kickass person ever.

    Pruning, sexing up the ladies, drinking, and sleeping

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