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martryn

martryn

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    Here and there mate. Got another sprog on the way too, that'll make three and done. I don't have time for forums anymore, my daughter is starting school this month. How're you anyway?
    martryn
    martryn
    420 characters? What is this, Twitter? I'm fine. I got fired a month ago, my kid is doing great, and I'm homeless, unemployed, studying Java hoping to transition careers by this summer.
    V
    Vegeta
    Yeah I am also going to start learning more languages, I am bored of my current job. Hope to leave in about 12 months
    martryn
    martryn
    Well, if you're trying to learn Java, CodeGym has been a great resource for me. I have 7 unread programming books in the corner of my room, and I've finished 3. Plus I'm taking an online course on algorithms and data structures. I spent almost 6 hours watching YouTube video lectures on memoization and tabulation today. I'm going after it hard fucking core.
    Mider T
    Celebrity Death List?
    martryn
    martryn
    I am dealing with the suicidal urges I've gotten since my crushing fantasy defeat on Sunday, plus the Bears losing to the fucking Lions. This is a rough few days. Give me time.
    Mider T
    Mider T
    Lol gotcha.
    martryn
    martryn
    The 2019 game was unsuccessful. The thread only had two pages. I'll put something together, but mostly because I enjoy typing on this keyboard, but I'm not expecting much.
    T-Pein™
    Nah my guy,
    I was sincere.
    It takes a lot of courage to do what he does and say what he says.
    martryn
    martryn
    I mostly disagree with that statement. The guy is worth $20 million. Pay me the merest fraction of that a year and I'll give you genuine opinions, too. I know that he's been doxed in the past, and he gets a lot of hate, but so do a lot of people.

    I think it takes more courage to be a vocal conservative and also a nobody. Especially if you're under the age of 45 or so.
    T-Pein™
    T-Pein™
    These libs are insane and hate him, he is literally risking his life . He didnt just get doxed, he had hostile antifa outside of his home. He regularly received death threats in his letterbox. He has a target on his back. His show only has a handful of advertisers... No other host says what Tucker says. Freaking based and red pilled...
    martryn
    martryn
    Sure, sure. I enjoyed watching that clip. If I'm going to get a conservative opinion, though, I'll just go to Daily Wire and read what they've got, though even there you have to sift through the articles for the real gems.
    DemonDragonJ
    When my parents had the bathroom in our house remodeled, I did live with my grandmother for several months, because I would have had no way to shower, otherwise, and she greatly appreciated that.
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    DemonDragonJ
    DemonDragonJ
    I have never been a financial burden to my grandmother; I help her with various household tasks, and she appreciates that, because she cannot move without a walker.
    martryn
    martryn
    Move in now, then, and please make a thread about your adventures together. You can give her a code name.
    DemonDragonJ
    DemonDragonJ
    I am fond of my current house, for reasons that I have already stated, and I also do not wish for my grandmother to feel as if I am intruding in her house (although I doubt that she would ever believe that).
    Mider T
    Hey marty, how is life?
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    martryn
    martryn
    At least in Wuhan I would have war stories to tell at this point. Plus, I'd have a job and still be in China, a few hours by train from my girlfriend.
    Mider T
    Mider T
    Near Nashua? And are going to try to return to China when all of this is over?
    martryn
    martryn
    Yeah, near Nashua. I'm in Rindge. I'll probably stay in America. I've got a company down in Arkansas that I need to manage once the virus thing passes and I can work on promoting it.
    Worm Juice
    Won’t post in your thread anymore. It’s a really cool concept.
    Owl
    Owl
    What was the thread about?
    martryn
    martryn
    Apparently about my sexual exploits involving vulnerable Chinese women, including pictures of said women.
    pfft
    Oliver!!!! You grade papers? Damn shit sounds important. Pls fail everyone! I actually almost went a whole year of 2018 without drinking once but I did in November.
    pfft
    Ok so you want me to get drunk and fall asleep crying cuz you don’t remember me...
    martryn
    martryn
    Wow, shit, chill. I remember you. I am at work. I was grading fucking tests. Get drunk, though. I do all the fucking time.
    Mider T
    Wait what? Did you get a warning?:lmao
    martryn
    martryn
    Hell yeah I did. Apparently the forums is hosted in Europe, and those sissies are ultra sensitive about things like that. I'm seriously curious whether we can even post memes anymore. Fuck the EU.
    DemonDragonJ
    You gave me -rep because you do not like the Patriots? Do you realize how petty and immature that makes you look? I thought that you were more mature than to stoop so low.
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    martryn
    martryn
    Say what you want about the defenses, but even that wasn't too exciting. Not like it was a game of fumbles, interceptions, and sacks, which would have been interesting. It was just a slog short passes and punts.
    DemonDragonJ
    DemonDragonJ
    @martryn, actually, the unusually-high number of punts did bother me, as well. I also do feel very sorry for the Rams kicker who missed that last field goal at the end; that was a heartbreaking miss.
    martryn
    martryn
    Disagree. The FG attempt was already last ditch effort. The game was over halfway through the 3rd quarter when it became obvious the Rams weren't going to use Gurley in the game. Goff sucks without a run game established.
    Heart Over Blade
    How long have you been in China? Where you staying?

    I personally did not like being there except the tourist destinations.
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    Heart Over Blade
    Heart Over Blade
    Are you planning on staying long term? For me, success means getting to a place where you're satisfied with all areas of your life. How do you measure success? Besides getting pussy, I mean.
    martryn
    martryn
    I plan on staying here about 2.5 more years unless the Chinese government does something to push me back home. I make a shit ton of money compared to most Chinese people, and so live in relative wealth. I eat steak several times a week, and literally last night I had sex with two different women (not at the same time, but basically back to back).
    martryn
    martryn
    But... I'm not happy. I miss America. I miss my friends. I miss my son. I miss the food and the sports and the rest of my family. I feel like I have no real connection with anything here. Life is empty and meaningless.
    E
    Wanted to thank you personally for making such a funny and informative Beginner's Etiquette Guide. Whatever you were on nine years ago I appreciate.
    Mider T
    Hey man, how is life? Today marks a month since you last logged on. Have a good holiday season?
    ЯƎWO⅃ᖷ
    ЯƎWO⅃ᖷ
    he might be locked up in a prison over shenanigans with chinese grrls. @baconbits say a prayer for marty
    baconbits
    baconbits
    My prayer is ineffective against STD's.
    baconbits
    Dat status!
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    baconbits
    baconbits
    "What the fucking fuck is this fuck?"
    martryn
    martryn
    Yeah, I still don't much care for this new forum layout. This will be a long time getting used to.
    baconbits
    baconbits
    Once you get used to it it's actually easier to respond and know where you were mentioned. But there is a learning curve.
    baconbits
    It's true, man. Back then HyugaHinata used to neg me all the time and I had no way to stop him. Then you repped me, I had more rep than him and a rep war commenced. He lost and his reps became null reps.
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    John Wick
    John Wick
    Reported for flaming
    baconbits
    baconbits
    Also, your rep is still one of the strongest.
    martryn
    martryn
    I used to eat rep too. Luckily I was in the green and powerful enough early enough that most people who tried to neg me regularly had little or no effect on me, and I got tired of negging back after I was banned or something for it once.
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