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    1. Elias
      Elias
      I’ve been smoking weed everyday now.
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      2. shit
        shit
        enjoy it, it gets less enjoyable the older you get in my experience
        Nov 21, 2017
      3. W
        W
        only if u stay habitual aubs

        imo if u keep it casual to like once or twice a month or on occasion generally it’s still very soothing
        Nov 21, 2017
      4. shit
        shit
        I quit for a couple years, and then when I tried it again I didn't really enjoy it at all
        only lately after becoming kinda habitual again is it gotten back to ok levels of comfort
        Nov 21, 2017
    2. Elias
      Elias
      I think I might buy weed for the first time soon. >____<
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      2. Elias
        Elias
        Recreational weed is legal here lol. I’m gonna go to a dispensary. :ruri
        Oct 13, 2017
      3. shit
        shit
        whaaaaat? I thought it was just colorado, washington state, and dc
        which am I missing?

        I've heard of edibles being so strong that people have gone to the emergency room because they got so freaked out, careful~
        Oct 13, 2017
      4. Elias
        Elias
        Made legal this past July! Governor is republican was initially against it but now he’s like whatevs let’s tax it.

        Not gonna try edibles don’t wanna die. I’ll jusy buy a pipe.
        Oct 13, 2017
    3. Elias
      Elias
      I have 16,000 saved up in my 401k
      1. afgpride likes this.
      2. shit
        shit
        Niiiice
        I have 80k in my checking account
        Jun 5, 2017
      3. Elias
        Elias
        You'll survive the next recession yet.
        Jun 5, 2017
    4. Elias
      Elias
      Do you think the rescue rangers use to gangbang gadget every night?
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      2. W
        W
        lag
        May 12, 2017
      3. Disquiet
        Disquiet
        I like to think so
        May 12, 2017
      4. shit
        shit
        No, gadget is pure and not meant for sexual, she married Dale and had missionary sex solely for the purpose of procreation
        May 12, 2017
    5. Para
      Para
      Do you have a link to that song you wrote about Spy? I was just thinking about it.
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      2. shit
        shit
        I need to continue my song thread :hm
        Apr 25, 2017
      3. Para
        Para
        you do

        i always respected that you had the balls to do that

        it was a thread i always wanted to make
        Apr 25, 2017
      4. shit
        shit
        Para jamming on bass, I've taught myself not to dream those dreams anymore
        Apr 25, 2017
    6. Para
      Para
      where's your avatar from
      1. shit likes this.
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      3. Para
        Para
        THAT's why it looked so familiar!
        Apr 12, 2017
      4. Pandamonium
        Pandamonium
        I like it
        Apr 12, 2017
      5. shit
        shit
        you gals flatter me with this attention
        Apr 12, 2017
    7. Elias
      Elias
      So much cross dressing link fanart since the new game. So little time.
    8. Cax
      Cax
      hey wtf ur rich enough to have holidays n shit yea come chill with me for 2 weeks do drugs and wine tours and pet animals and shit, hit a few coons, yell shit at cunts from taxi windows bash some lebanese on the beach graffiti tag up street electricity boxes smash bus and phone booth glass panes get caught on the train without buyin a ticket 3 times in a day etc etc u know aussie shit wat u reckon
    9. Elias
      Elias
      Olives r gross
      1. shit
        shit
        I love things with a strong taste, I like to mix them and see which flavor is victorious like a coliseum in my mouth
        Feb 28, 2017
    10. Sunuvmann
      Sunuvmann
      Hey Aubs,

      So I was rewatching the Doctor Who 50th special and was curious what John Hurt looked like when he was young.

      And oh hey, another celeb who you resemble.

      https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/db/57/fc/db57fc90ebea0904340b62590850cf8b.jpg
      http://www.sconefest.com/john/blog/johnhurt3.jpg
      http://i.imgur.com/1PjFJKt.jpg
      1. shit likes this.
      2. shit
        shit
        We definitely have the same hair, nice find
        Feb 16, 2017
    11. Smoke
      Smoke
      The following error occurred:
      8 different users must be given reputation before hitting the same person again.

      How long ago did I rep you?
      1. shit
        shit
        TDMah1K
        nearly two full years ago
        Feb 15, 2017
    12. makeoutparadise
      makeoutparadise
      Did you get your games?
    13. Lucaniel
      Lucaniel
      i guess we'd better both delete our posts in that thread to keep its hymen intact
      1. shit
        shit
        k I'll do it
        Dec 17, 2016
    14. Elias
      Elias
      The angels are singing
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      2. Elias
        Elias
        I took today off. I'm in bed fapping the day away.
        Dec 12, 2016
      3. shit
        shit
        I've been contemplating taking a day off this week
        maybeeee wednesday
        Dec 12, 2016
      4. Elias
        Elias
        Do itttt
        Dec 13, 2016
    15. Freechoice
      Freechoice
      Haha, I know, had a good laugh out of that! Thanks for the +rep!
      1. shit likes this.
    16. Garlock
      Garlock
      That cubs world sieries ggame seven was surreal
      1. shit likes this.
      2. shit
        shit
        best game, best series, best teams, it pretty much single handedly salvaged 2016 by itself
        Nov 7, 2016
    17. Garlock
    18. Elias
      Elias
      Who'd ya vote 4
      1. shit likes this.
      2. shit
        shit
        voting tomorrow, still not sure
        Nov 7, 2016
    19. Cax
      Cax
      Anata wa Watashi ga koko ni iru kara ureshii desu.. Hajimete ata tokikara sukidata. Anataga inai to yatte ikenai. A-... Ai-... Aishiteru.
      1. shit likes this.
    20. Ark 2.0
      Ark 2.0
      <argh>There were already gimmick posters before my genesis.</argh>
      1. shit, Garlock and Itachі like this.
      2. shit
        shit
        none of them are still here, you need staying power to be the original
        Oct 15, 2016
      3. Ark 2.0
        Ark 2.0
        <argh>Also it's not a gimmick, i became a pirate out of principle since Vbulletin's Ark 2.0 had pirate software </argh>
        Oct 16, 2016
    21. Elias
      Elias
      Thanks nii-chan. Uguu
      I might become salaried soon too!
      1. shit likes this.
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      3. shit
        shit
        You get basically free health and dental too right?
        Sep 10, 2016
      4. Elias
        Elias
        Well I pay for my health insurance each paycheck. The plans suck tho and the deductibles are redick. Thanks Obama.
        Sep 10, 2016
      5. shit
        shit
        My employees only pay like 12 usd a week for health insurance and dental is free
        Sep 10, 2016
    22. Elias
      Elias
      Hey big bro.
      1. shit likes this.
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      3. Elias
        Elias
        I already went from making 16 an hour to 23 in less than three years. Can I expect the same at shit Corp? Also I prefer sitting at a desk.
        Sep 9, 2016
      4. shit
        shit
        In three years yes of course, probably top out around 1400 a week, you'd be in sales tho and would spend most of the time on the road calling on customers
        Sep 9, 2016
      5. shit
        shit
        Also very impressive ladder climbing brother of mine
        Sep 9, 2016
    23. Nep Nep
      Nep Nep
      Sorry for the wait, it's done.

      http://www.narutoforums.com/threads/i-make-you-into-a-made-up-video-game-character-part-6.1076383/
    24. Elias
      Elias
      Omgggg. I have my insurance licensing exam in 3 hours. Been up since 2 AM studying since we only get 3 days of prep for a shit ton of material.
      1. shit
        shit
        that's pretty heavy my man, but I have faith you'll breeze through it, it seems to me you're one of the smartest people in your job
        Jul 2, 2016
      2. Elias
        Elias
        Aw thanks <3
        I did end up passing btw
        Jul 2, 2016
      3. shit
        shit
        as expected of elias-kun
        Jul 2, 2016
    25. Stelios
      Stelios
      I think you ll like this factual post: Tsxe8
      1. shit likes this.
      2. Cax
        Cax
        shut the fuck up stelios
        Oct 26, 2016
    26. Elias
      Elias
      My mom drinks box wine all the time. Lol. :(
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      2. Eros
        Eros
        Sometimes he posts porn in the BH, and it's usually porn that makes my dick hard.
        May 21, 2016
      3. shit
        shit
        gross
        May 21, 2016
      4. Eros
        Eros
        I take it you're not into that type of pornography.
        May 21, 2016
    27. Elias
      Elias
      I had vodka. Tasted god awful but got me drunk. I don't like feeling dizzy so never again!
      1. Eros
        Eros
        Vodka is not the best booze for shots IMO. If you're drinking shots try this. Pour salt on your hand. Take a shot of tequila. Then suck on a lime. Repeat until wasted.
        May 21, 2016
      2. Eros
        Eros
        Two more things. It's the back of your hand between your thumb and index finger. You lick the area before applying the salt and before taking the shot. Don't know why I forgot to mention that. Also, keep a chaser drink handy.
        May 21, 2016
      3. shit
        shit
        You seem like a boc wine kinda guy, elias
        May 21, 2016
    28. Elias
      Elias
      Hey. I've never been drunk before. What kind of booze should I buy to get effed up quick?
      1. shit
        shit
        Crown royal if you got money, absolut vodka or box wine if you don't got money
        May 20, 2016
    29. Elias
      Elias
      Ur up l8 m8
      1. shit
        shit
        I went str8 to bed
        May 15, 2016
    30. Ark 2.0
      Ark 2.0
      <argh>homestuck's back</argh>
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