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10 things I love about Tsunade

Discussion in 'House of Uzumaki Archives' started by CrazyMoronX, Nov 30, 2005.

  1. CrazyMoronX Old Man

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    Dear Tsunade,

    I have compiled a short list of 10 things I love about you, in hopes that you will read it, and instantly fall in love with me. Let me start off first by telling you that you are my LIFE. Without you, I would never read the Naruto manga, watch the Naruto anime, or ever be able to pleasure myself.

    With the formalities out of the way, I present you my list:

    1. First and foremost, I love your giant warm heaving personality.

    2. Secondly, I am wild about your juicy and bouncy eyes.

    3. Thirdly, I am absolutely crazy about your glistening, soft, plump, round and perfect cheeks.

    4. Fourth, I really enjoy looking at your shining beacons to magnificence, your amazing and outstandingly sentuous ears.

    5. Fifth, I cannot take my eyes off of your glorious, perky, wonderful, moist lips.

    6. Sixth, everytime I see these two, I am floored. I cannot get enough of them, your awesome hands!

    7. Seventh, I am impressed with your amazingly spectacular, hefty and firm, yet supple and sweet, feet.

    8. Eight, I am spellbound, hooked and I can't stop starin', oh baby I gotta get with ya, and take yo picta.... laughter.

    9. Ninth, I am captivated, no enthralled with your utterly impressive, larger than life, better than the rest, life giving, sweat induced gleaming, arms.

    10. Tenth, I really really really really, and I mean really, love your smile.


    With love and affection,

    CMX

    PS: I forgot, I also really like your tits.
     
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  2. Seany Banned

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    ^ hahaha nice! i knew it would end with what u said:laugh yeah tsunade is great huh:hearts
     
  3. Azure Ihrat Pace is the Trick Retired Staff

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    Um, dude? What are you doing...

    Neheheheh, made me laugh though. Amazing how the descriptions only lead back to one (two) thing(s)...
     
  4. Potentialflip One Last Stand

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    Just couldn't help adding the PS huh. This has to be the first thread where I see the Poster actually writing a letter to a character.
     
  5. Troublesome I'm bringing Sasuke back

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    Well done dude. That was good. :)
    You didn't mention anything about her voice though. Honestly she has a great voice actor.
     
  6. Azure Ihrat Pace is the Trick Retired Staff

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    Yep, her lovely, rounded, juicy voice:smile-big
     
  7. Raptor Vagabond

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    Well it was 10 things. very funny :amuse and yeah i agree, specially when he said that he also loved her... chest.
     
  8. Troublesome I'm bringing Sasuke back

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    I concur. :cool
     
  9. nah-nah Believe it-ttebayo!

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    XD CMX, your posts never cease to make my day. After the crap I went through in the past couple of hours, I really needed that.

    I'm sure Tsunade would be very flattered by your letter, and she'll put it in a safe place in her clothing, close to her heart, where no one can see it but her, like a nice, spacious pocket.

    </loser>
     
  10. CrazyMoronX Old Man

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    I forgot about the voice until 10 seconds after I posted it... but I suppose it could have taken the place of laughter.
     
  11. gabha GB's Norman

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    LMAO. Very well written and witty.
     
  12. Illidin Sand Tiger

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    OMG!!:laugh thanks for the laugh...that was awesome.:thumbs
     
  13. dylec .

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    Heh, we sure have a poetic fan for Tsunade. He likes at least 10 things about her. :amuse
    I bet there are more that you poets can come up about Tsunade. :D
     
  14. Terumaru Phoenix of the Hidden Blaze

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    ROFL!!11 God that's awesome.. I'm gunna send this to my friend XD
     
  15. NarutardKK l'Cie

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    Clever my friend.....um......nice way of turning all ten things into one, lol :D
     
  16. TenshiOni Active Member

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    And crazymoronx cinches the spot for the funniest member on the forum under Raikiri.
     
  17. chakra25 Hollow Hunter

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    LOL! I don't know how you came up with 10 reasons... but I can only come up with 1. No need to bring that up since it's probably the same reason as everyone else. ;)
     
  18. Hyuuga Neji i didn't leave ^_^

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    yea tsunade is a good character, when i think of her i think of "i bet she's single" (kabuto)
     
  19. BushidoPunk Hero of the Gods

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    There are only and ONLY two good reasons about Tsunade. And I'm sure you all know what they are :tem
     
  20. BladeofTheChad Pedo for Sakura

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    Great! Really funny, congrats... Ill show all my friends.
     
  22. Svenjamin Twitter: svenhudec

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    I'm so sorry to tell you this...

    but it's all just a genjutsu she uses :tem
     
  23. Luiz Well-Known Member

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    Yeah,I love that strong personality,that strenght,that sexy smile,and yes,the boobs too.

    Maybe, but it's a veeery real genjutsu. It's a genjutsu you can touch,smell and feel,so...WHATEVER.
     
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  24. Viciousness on a Forums Break

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    10 little things, or two big things? lol good one *reps* check out the spoiler in my sig.
     
  25. Uchiha_no_Chikara 忍びだ

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  26. Kazerin Kyodai "B?rk! B?rk! B?rk!"

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    lol...good statement I am sure there are many out there who share your opinion...
     
  28. AbaraiRenji BAN KAI! HIHIOU ZABIMARU!

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    That was actually freaking great...I expected a list that consisted of breast all the way from 1-10, or maybe thats just my list lol.
     
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    Hahaha very funny. Not what I expected... but even better.
     
  30. biteme Member

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    You forgot her smooth, fair, bouncy hair... :p
     
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