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[327] This is fucking retarded

Discussion in 'Konoha Library Archives' started by ydraliskos, Oct 12, 2006.

  1. ydraliskos

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    How the fuck did Hidan miss impaling his own motherfucking heart?
     
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  2. Bisuke

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    remember the ritual? perhaps it has something to do with it.
    besides, it's only fiction.:p

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    and it's Chapter 327, not 237.
     
  3. KingofWac

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    I don't think he missed, I just think it didn't kill Asuma immediately
     
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    Asuma was just stabbed. People don't lose blood that fast.
     
  5. Sasori

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    Asumas body doesn't run on blood.

    It runs on the will of fire.
     
  6. Rokudaime

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    If Nibi can survive from the heart attack..I dont see why Asuma shouldnt.
     
  7. ydraliskos

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    That's still pretty retarded of him if you're saying that he missed on purpose.
    If you're saying that he didn't miss, then no, if your heart is stabbed, you die, instantly.

    You don't need to lose blood to die if you're "just stabbed" through your heart, where one would expect you to stab your enemy if you're not retarded.
     
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    Hidan slept through Anatomy class.
     
  9. ANBUBooBoo

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    Hidan is addicted to pain. He wanted it to last as long as possible. Simple as that. He would have had more time if AL hadn't called them away.
     
  10. Woozie

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    Neji made him miss and saved Asuma.
     
  11. nefer_sbedjieb

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    Hidan's ritaul used to take more than half an hour, so...
    also, he used to do some prays and with Asuma he did none... the other two times he ended up the ritual laying on the ground and this time he standed up... that's why he wasn't able to kill asuma, because for that, he needed to die with him, that's why he didn't die when they cutted his head off, because he and Asuma were connected and Asuma didn't die...
     
  12. Sys

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    No. After stabbing himself, he said he was done with Asuma. So it must have been a fatal blow.
     
  13. B.o.t.i

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    Maybe if you think about it if hidan strikes his heart then he dies also.
    He is'nt a real immortal he just seems immortal & is close to immortallity not really immortal.

    And when he's done this justu & ceremony thing to others the knife has been through the center of his chest not through his heart.

    I could be wrong ,but sticking yourself in your own heart ain't a good idea.
     
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    But when Izuma and Kotetsu ran him through they had to have hit the heart by the path their lades took. If he can survive decapitiation he can survive stabbing himself in the heart.
     
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    yah, good point
     
  16. Spanish Hoffkage

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    He had his head cut off =_=; You don't get more dead than that.
     
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    Great observation...I agree with you. I wonder if Asuma will get to propose to Kurenai...
     
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    I dunno, I always stab right in the heart.
     
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    asuma isn't dead, he's paralyzed, no babies for kurenai.
     
  21. MasterFox

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    There's still a chance!
     
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    I think the general idea of getting impaled was accomplished anyway.
     
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    No, you don't die instantly. Brain can live a few minutes with no oxygen. That's what Asuma is doing right now.
     
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    Actually, this avoids a plothole I've been worried about nicely

    Remember when Yugito (2 tails) was defeated by Hidan's jutsu? Or at least it was implied that she was?

    Well, if instant death was the result, we'd have a pretty much an instantaneous major plothole. If the result is not instant death, but a slow painful one, then Kakuzu could certainly just patch her up a bit after the ceremony to keep her clinging to life till they extract her bijuu.

    But considering the Nibi, it would have never made any sense at all for death to be the immediate result of the ceremony.
     
  25. Grrblt

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    Hidan can stab himself in other places than the heart, of course. He knew he couldn't kill Nibi so he chose some other place.
     
  26. ydraliskos

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    Shikamaru said he had a Pulse. Pulse is blood pumpage, and you can't have that with a pierced heart afaik XD
     
  27. Majob

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    Not completely true. If activity in the heart stops or is made to stop, immediate death can occur. This is called sudden caridac death.

    Fortunately for Asuma, plot no jutsu has found him worthy of life.
     
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    Did Hidan state somewhere that he was aiming for the heart?
     
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    He didn't miss. asuma is just stronger than that
     
  30. Splintered

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    The entire point was to hurry up and stab himself. Asuma kissed the ground before he could register what was going to happen and it would have taken another second for Hidan to lop off Asuma's own head. He was just interrupted.

    It's not that horrible of a deal. D:
     
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