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A Real Friends Pledge

Discussion in 'The NF Café' started by Id, Nov 16, 2005.

  1. Id The Demon of Elru

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    Dear friend,
    I have made a pledge to you

    When you are sad, I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum sucking bastard who made you sad.

    When you are scared, I will laugh at you and tease you about it every change I get.

    When you are worried, I will tell you how much worse it could be and to quit complaining.

    When you are confused, I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

    When you are sick, I will hold your hair while you pay homage to the porcelain god.

    When you fall, I will point, take pictures and laugh at your clumsy ass.

    This is my oath.
    I pledge it till the end.
    Why you may ask?
    Because you're my friend!


    So does anyone else want to add on to the list?
     
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  2. Haruka modkop

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    "I will take a bullet for you in the right Circumstances"
     
  3. JAPPO Orochimaru's Reincarnation

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    "I will kill you if you insult me"
     
  4. rimpelcut You know it, I know it.

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    I'll take you to the candy shop, I'll let you lick the lollypop
     
  5. Id The Demon of Elru

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    Wow slowly walks away from you..............


    Home boys come before girls unless im getting laid so dont bother me while im with my girl.:cool
     
  6. rimpelcut You know it, I know it.

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    don't like candy eh?
     
  7. Chamcham Trigger 光翼型近接支援残酷戦闘機“エヴァッカニア・ドゥーム

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    Darn...you beat me to it by.....5 and a half hours :darn
     
  8. meekozy RETARD

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    Bang bang, put you on teh ground, you can't breath, you wanna say sorry? It's too late

    I got back stabbed alot by people who I call "Friends" they usually ditch me and leave me to die
     
  9. Heldensheld Chunnin

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    I had a friend. THen I called him a fuckhead. And he walked away.
     
  10. mgrace Guess Who's Back?!?!?!

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    cook me spam when i'm down
     
  11. JAPPO Orochimaru's Reincarnation

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    You got it.
    NDKLMNFKLAFJ-3IR]dfdsfdsfdsfdsfs:tem :amazed :amazed :p :sad
     
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