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A Sense of Humor

Discussion in 'Naruto Fanworks' started by halfhearted, May 28, 2007.

  1. halfhearted The gaze into the sun

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    Just another drabble, trying to work on tightening my writing a little.
    I got some nice responses (mostly) for the last one, so I figured, hey, I'll post another I just cooked up.

    Title: A Sense of Humor
    Words: 100
    Rating: T

    The chakra scalpel is one of the greatest tools a medical ninja can acquire.
    It allows for easy access, a minimum of clean-up, and extreme delicacy.

    But, Kabuto only ever used metal.

    Orochimaru liked it so much more when he used metal.

    The way the blood would fly across the table as their torn fingernails gripped for purchase, their whorish screams for god or death.

    And, sometimes the young medic nin would crouch down, smiling with words of hope and comfort as his knife bit down deep into their heart.


    Haha, Kabuto always knew how to make him laugh.
  2. Yakushi Kabuto Socks Activate! Shape of a

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    Mar 28, 2007
    Oh, disturbingly interesting, I could image Kabuto treating people in such a way with Orochimaru observing in amusement.