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Naruto Anti Baki FC

Discussion in 'Fanclubs' started by cloin, May 30, 2005.

  1. cloin

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    Are you disgruntled over the needless death of Gekkou Hayate at the hands of a third rate, one dimensional shinobi like Baki of the Sand? Are you irritated by characters whose sole purpose is to constantly state the obvious and sweat gratuitously? Does it loose your bowels when a shinobi is so half-ass that he doesn?t even bother to cover his WHOLE face? If so, then the Anti Baki FC is for you! Not familiar with the oh-so useless Baki of the Hidden Village of Sand? Allow me to enlighten you.



    Baki was first introduced in chapter 65 as the Sand jounin team leader of Gaara, Temari, and Kankurou. He quickly established himself as a douche bag when he failed to do anything cool for like a thousand chapters. During the Chuunin exam, Baki conspired with Orochimaru?s Hidden Village of Sound to attack the Hidden Village of Kohoha in what Orochimaru called the Konoha Crash. It was at this time that he began a torrid love affair with the young and vulnerable Yakushi Kabuto. Not content to merely prey upon the whimsical innocence of the young, Baki also killed loveable disease ridden shinobi Gekkou Hayate. The intrepid Hayate would have won this battle, but his shoelaces were untied and Baki took advantage of his foe?s awkward position. After the failure of the Konoha Crash, Baki went back to the sand thus terminating his relationship with Kabuto, leaving the young Sound spy devastated and emotionally ravaged and unable to leave his bed for weeks. Baki most likely secretly began a life of goat herding and camel farming at this time to take his mind off his recent failure. Most recently, Baki reached the penultimate plateau of uselessness when he stood around a bed for 2 chapters while Kankurou slowly died from poison. To what new heights will he reach? We may yet know?



    So, if you don?t support the un-avenged murder of Hayate, the highly inappropriate and highly secret relationship with poor, young Kabuto, or Baki?s overall lack of tact and common sense, then join this FC.


     
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  3. LightningElemental

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    I'm in. The one on NC doesn't exist anymore, so I must support you here. XD
     
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    Now we have a grand total of four members! Yay!:)
     
  5. warcraft

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    i don't really hate Baki but he attacked Gekkou Hayate and killed his clone as then Hayate had to go into hiding since he is the Akatsuki Leader but he Hayate created a Jutsu which ables him to changes his apperance and so i will join.
     
  6. Leen

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    I cannot not join this.

    Poor Hayate. Please know that no matter where u are now, we will always be here praying and waiting for your second comeback to this good earth.

    DIE BAKI!!!!!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!!!

    :mad :spank :cussing :modsmack :pwned :laserbeam

    Well I know I am a bit too much. Anyway, sign me up please. Just a reminder, I might not be that active because I still have other FC. Forgive me in advance.
     
  7. LightningElemental

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    Welcome. ^^ This FC's a bit slow as it is, so no worries. :D

    Haya <3
     
  8. Leen

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    Thanks, Lightning. I will try my best to be as active as possible.
     
  9. Oskar von Reuental

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    I must post in this thread before it reaches the depths of fanclub oblivion.

    Baki sucks hairy ass.
     
  10. Chamcham Trigger

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    rofl I just saw this and I thought it was about Grappler Baki :laugh.
    Now that I know who this is, I must ask for joinage. The ninja Baki was so half assed, that I didn't even know his name. Plus the first post here is priceless. I'm a suna fan, but Baki is a shame to the whole village.
     
  11. Leen

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    Can I be co owner??? At least that motivates me to be more active!!!!!!!
     
  12. LightningElemental

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    Hmmm, I wonder where the colin ran off to. :ninja He'd be the one to ask.
     
  13. Luciferxxxxx

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    yes, I hate Grappler Baki... I wanna join...
     
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    As leader of the Genma FC, I must join. Baki shit his pants when faced with Genma, so he must really suck balls. Hayate is one of my top 5 favorite characters, and so is Kankurou, whom Baki did nothing whatsoever to help. Baki sucks!
     
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    welcome Lain Iwakura & martryn. but when did Baki not help Kankuro?
     
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    When Kankurou ran off by himself to fight Sasori. Where was Baki then!?
     
  17. warcraft

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    thought so Baki what an asshole
     
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    I wanna join, Poor Gekkou is coughin up in heaven :wtf
     
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    welcome UzumakiHyuugaRendan
     
  20. Luciferxxxxx

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    lol, Owner is DEADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.......
     
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    lol, maybe someone should ask to become the owner
     
  22. Leen

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    Hate Baki!!!!!!!! He's the most useless character I have ever seen.
     
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    I have to join. Baki is just SO ugly it annoys the hell out of me! I feel the urge to jump into my computer screen and stab him until he's a heap of crap.
     
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    Lol, it's aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive! :faint

    Eh. I mean... welcome! :nuts
     
  25. deidaraXtayuya

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    i swear revenge for hayate.he is coughing in heaven now.:highhayate

     
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    I will join. Revenge! *cough*
     
  27. i like sasusaku

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    can i join this fc?

    i hate baki
     
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