Are you disgruntled over the needless death of Gekkou Hayate at the hands of a third rate, one dimensional shinobi like Baki of the Sand? Are you irritated by characters whose sole purpose is to constantly state the obvious and sweat gratuitously? Does it loose your bowels when a shinobi is so half-ass that he doesn?t even bother to cover his WHOLE face? If so, then the Anti Baki FC is for you! Not familiar with the oh-so useless Baki of the Hidden Village of Sand? Allow me to enlighten you. Baki was first introduced in chapter 65 as the Sand jounin team leader of Gaara, Temari, and Kankurou. He quickly established himself as a douche bag when he failed to do anything cool for like a thousand chapters. During the Chuunin exam, Baki conspired with Orochimaru?s Hidden Village of Sound to attack the Hidden Village of Kohoha in what Orochimaru called the Konoha Crash. It was at this time that he began a torrid love affair with the young and vulnerable Yakushi Kabuto. Not content to merely prey upon the whimsical innocence of the young, Baki also killed loveable disease ridden shinobi Gekkou Hayate. The intrepid Hayate would have won this battle, but his shoelaces were untied and Baki took advantage of his foe?s awkward position. After the failure of the Konoha Crash, Baki went back to the sand thus terminating his relationship with Kabuto, leaving the young Sound spy devastated and emotionally ravaged and unable to leave his bed for weeks. Baki most likely secretly began a life of goat herding and camel farming at this time to take his mind off his recent failure. Most recently, Baki reached the penultimate plateau of uselessness when he stood around a bed for 2 chapters while Kankurou slowly died from poison. To what new heights will he reach? We may yet know? So, if you don?t support the un-avenged murder of Hayate, the highly inappropriate and highly secret relationship with poor, young Kabuto, or Baki?s overall lack of tact and common sense, then join this FC.