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Bible Vs Naruto Manga

Discussion in 'House of Uzumaki Archives' started by Gai-Sifu, Oct 26, 2006.

Which do you follow more, the teachings of the bible or the teachings of Naruto

  1. Bible

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    34.7%
  2. Naruto Manga

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    65.3%
  1. Gai-Sifu The Wild Green Beast of Raabu

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    I really want to know which is better, since I believe Gai>God then I take his teachings over the bible so I pick the manga

    I'm not sure how to get the Poll to work...

    If you are part of a different religion than choose Bible
     
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  2. The Pink Ninja Infamous Cocksucker

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    I can't recall the last time I read the Bible but I read Naruto and discuss it every week :knk

    What about the Torah and Quran and Dianetics though?

    PS: IBTL
     
  3. Gai-Sifu The Wild Green Beast of Raabu

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    They don't count someone can do a separate poll on those if they want.
     
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    ... And why don't they count?
     
  5. Gai-Sifu The Wild Green Beast of Raabu

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    I think I need a mod to change it so If I could I would
     
  6. DJ-Kage Hidden Village of Sound Kage

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    Well, neither, but in this case, I'd chose Bible and preserve some dignity.
     
  7. Zombiegeddon Banned

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    Looking at myself in the mirror > Eating the limbs off of children > Seducing older women > Clint Eastwood > Naruto > Bible.


    That's how it is for everyone, right? Well, you obviously can't look at me in the mirror, but I'm sure you would if you could.
     
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    Yay for Sacrelige. I cant answer this question with a clear conscience, you need to put a WTF MATE?!?! answer on that poll.
     
  9. DJ-Kage Hidden Village of Sound Kage

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    You mean Steven Segal never did any life-changing influence on you? Ah, crap.
     
  10. Gai-Sifu The Wild Green Beast of Raabu

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    Uh... sadly.. yes...
     
  11. Cardboard Jewsuke Draffut

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    Ok, i am voting Bible now, since i fully read your post, and it seams you are really asking if Gai is God.
     
  12. Gai-Sifu The Wild Green Beast of Raabu

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    They start with the same letter, Its being spelled out to us, God is showing us his true form!
     
  13. DJ-Kage Hidden Village of Sound Kage

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    God wouldn't have such a crappy haircut.
     
  14. KingGR Special ANBU Pervert

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    Point:)

    What kind of phychotic would ask such a question man? What does religion has anything to do with how much we like Naruto? If you read the bible I'm sure it's good for you but why do you have to compare it to a hobbie of yours?(it being reading Naruto Manga)

    Jeez man relax. Noone will vote seriously in such a poll. Except the true-religion-followers that need to prove to the world their belief by voting for the God..:notrust
     
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    They are equally true and though the bible is an epic tale, people take it too seriously so NARUTO IT IS!!!
     
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    Teachings in Naruto manga tend to be more humane and tolerant than what's in the old testament, and definitely less sexist and racist all around :p

    Not a fair question for me really, as I am not a christian (please don't flame me, this doesn't mean I eat babies or worship 'evil' either, thankyou. )



    (babies taste terrible, for the record)
     
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    Bible doesn't have ninjas. :(
     
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    Doesn't this belong in ... like, any other section? Please move it before my head explodes.
     
  19. Pyocora Analog III Rockin' your casbah!

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    I've never read the manga, but I've read a few pages of the bible, so I'd have to say the bible. But I follow the Naruto anime like a HAWK.
     
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    I think my brain just exploded............
     
  21. ♠Mr.Nibbles♠ Nibbles on Nipples

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    wtf wtf wtf

    why would you compare the two
     
  22. ZABUZA = GOD! Destroyer of worlds

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    At least Naruto manga doesnt conterdic itself i go with Naruto manga
     
  23. Gai-Sifu The Wild Green Beast of Raabu

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    Because IMHO it is one of the greatest comparisons of all time, which will become relavent and topical in the future - when Naruto Fundamentalists start a heathenistic war against all non believers of the Rasengan.
     
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    the bible has a few black people in it and naruto does not so the bible wins
     
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    Naruto Manga.

    thats an easy choice.
    At least no one try to force me to read the manga nor insult my belief in it.
     
  26. Instant Karma Professional Lurker ಠ_ರೃ

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    Personally, i understand Naruto more than i do the Bible, however it doesn't have as much spiritual significance to me even though i have to say im much more into watching Naru than reading the bible. However for rules and guides in life i follow the Bible.

    What a freakin hypocrite im turning out to be :wink .
     
  27. Gai-Sifu The Wild Green Beast of Raabu

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    See I'm almost the opposite, I follow the manga like i'm in a religous cult, but I read the bible for fun and often laugh at it... Do I have a problem?
     
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    Man i got asked this same thing by a friend, only he said what do you think is best bible or harry potter.... errrr

    When i was younger i use to go to sunday school *don't laugh* i had no choice in the matter and so i have read parts of the bible, however i was told the bible was written by Jesus Christ. So how can the new testaments be part of the bible.

    Naruto on the other hand i was not forced to read and though not a true happening it is a easier thing to understand than the bible.

    So my answer is as it was when asked about bible and HP, 1 is a religion the other a hobby the 2 do not have to mix with one another. (Not offending any christian on purpose, or at least i don't want to)
     
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    this is kinda retarted.
     
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