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Bloody hell, Itachi is the only guy even vaguely normal in the entire group!

Discussion in 'Konoha Library Archives' started by Kimi Sama, Oct 5, 2006.

  1. Kimi Sama

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    The freak show just goes on and on.

    Kisame is a blue skinned shark man with freakin' gills in his face, Zetsu is a two-toned, scizophrenic cannabal inside a venus flytrap, Sasori was a puppet boy, Deidara has mouths, replete with tongues, in his palms, Hidan treats being decapitated as an annoyance and is a voodoo doll, and now Kakuzu is apparently made of out big wierd extend-o cords. And of course we had Oro, with his freakish tongue and neck, oral rebirth and 'I'm made of snakes' jutsus.

    Itachi is the only one even vaguely passing for normal here. And considering the fact he's a genocidal nutcase who can shoot illusions and enternal fire and fuck knows what else out of his eyes, that's saying something.

    There might be Tobi, but he's an unknown at this point. I'm willing to bet he's a freak too. Like his face is made of brie or something.

    Moral is, if you want to be a super S class criminal, you have to be a total freak of nature. Christ knows what unholy wierdness the AL and Blue Haired Lady will have at thier disposal.
     
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  2. Mouten

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    Kakuzu is nuts, I think those hands are not really his, they belong to a bloodline person or something, hence the color change and super strength, Kakuzu just attach them with his cord sew jutsu. But you forgot to mention his homicidal tendency toward his allies, and his inhuman eyes and probably something really ugly under that mask.
     
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    Yes, as most criminal association, they left his villages as S class criminal because they are freaks, sad story.
     
  4. The Pink Ninja

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    Schizophrenia is very different from Multiple Personality disorder : /

    And Deidara is more normal than Itachi. True Deidara is less human biologically but Itachi is insane.
     
  5. Mouten

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    Deidara kills people and calls it beautiful art. That isn't insane?
     
  6. The Pink Ninja

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    Not really. And not compared to Itachi.

    And actually the explosion is the art. People are optional.
     
  7. Kimi Sama

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    Apologies, I just used schizophrenia because it was easier to fit into the sentance.

    Deidara kills people for 'art' and finds it enourmous fun, and was quite happy to nuke the entire of Sunakagure.

    Itachi is a psychotic, but at least he has a method to his madness

    Anywho yeah, biological freakiness was my main point here. Itachi is so far the only one who passes for a normal human.
     
  8. Grrblt

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    Itachi has weird eyes, Deidara has weird hands. I think they're on the same level of biological freakiness here.

    Edit: Deidara is possibly a notch above Itachi, but not enough to make a difference.
     
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    What about Leader-sama and unknown blue-haired member?

    So far they seem...uh, normal.
     
  10. The Pink Ninja

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    Nuking the village was part of a strategy to defeat his opponent.

    And it's the explosive and explosion that's the art.

    Not really. Capture Naruto but instead piss about toruturing people and failing your mission. Killing you parents and family to test your own ability.

    I can't believe I'm saying it but... listen to Grrblt.
     
  11. Kimi Sama

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    You've got a point on Itachi's mental level, I will concede that he is the more gonzo of the two.

    But still, Deidara has salivating, be-tongued mouths in his palms. That's hella more wierd than Itachi having wierd looking eyes (that he can turn off).

    If you went to do some shopping, and those two were in the check out que in front of you, which would freak you out more?
     
  12. The Pink Ninja

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    Itachi; he's mind rape me for looking at him funny.

    You'd notice the sharingan straight away. The Hands; not so much.
     
  13. Castitas Lilium

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    Deidara's mouths in his hands can also become VERY useful.

    *insert sly emoticon here*
     
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    The most normal person is Kisame.

    He just wants to beat people up.
     
  15. Alia_Atreides

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    Yeah... I loved those old days, when ninjas used stuff like jutsus with seals and regular abilities like speed and intelligence. Once you have immortal guys, I dont know... part of the fun is just gone. There's nothing much that would or could surprise me in Naruto. Oh, well, I would always be surprised to see if the guy that finally kills Hidan (or Orochimaru, or any other super powerful villain) could do it with a fair and logical explanation.
     
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    think about this question from a "I dont already know these people and their abilities" point of view. And, as Kimi mentioned, Itachi can turn the Sharingan off, meaning whether or not you see it is entirely up to him. Plus think of all the gothy-raver types in the world who wear fake looking contacts in real life.

    Now, you dont know Itachi is capable of mind-raping you, and he has his eyes turned off so as not to attract attention. You still think he's weirder than Deidara? And to top it all off, you think Deidara is a hot chick until you hear her speak :cry
     
  17. Goodfellow

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    The female akatsuki will NOT be pretty, she will be goddamn UGLY wtfx?!!
     
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    i've missed you kimi sama.
     
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    I never thought Deidara was girl.

    Anyway; henge. He can hide the hands.

    But Itachi just talks weird. He sticks out in all company.
     
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    So did Hidan until he got his freaking head cut off.
     
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    well there is the possibility that Itachi is descendant of a family semi-demons :D.

    The most guy normal is tobi.
     
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    Kisame seems to be the most mentaliy stable of the bunch

    While Itachi the most normal biologically. The Sharingan eyes can be considered weird but at least he can hide them easily by just deactivating them.
     
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    Kisame is polite as well.
    A trait the rest of the Akatsuki lack.

    :|
     
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    Deidara says "un" after every sentence and doesnt shutup about art
     
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    makes you wonder how they stayed hidden for so long....

    seems like a giant puppet/ a guy on a bird/ a big fish monster would stand out a little......guess not
     
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    Kakuzu can do that because he is a medical nin! noticed the clothes under his coat? now look to the clothes of the medical nins of Konoha in the chapter after Naruto and Sasuke's big battle... see... Dead Medical Nin!

    and Itachi is not normal, he killed is entire clan and he is f*+$%&@ sexy...
     
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    don't listen to pink ninja...as usual he tires to sound like he knows what he's talking about but he's English so obviously he doesn't.

    Deidara is made out of CLAY, FLIES ON A CHOCOBO and has a CYBORG EYE.

    Itachi has a weird outlook on life and has pink eye...NO COMPARISON.
     
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    It's strange, but Deidara actually seems a bit normal compared to Hidan.
     
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    Deidara is not made out of clay and his eye thing is most likely just an attached gadget.
     
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    Boner has OBVIOUSLY suffered BRAIN DAMAGE and should stop wasting time on this FORUM and seek an ELECTED OFFICE.
     
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