Discussion in 'Konoha Theatre' started by RAGING BONER, Jul 21, 2017.
I don't even know what to make of this...but i'm finna watch
Yeah this has a lot going on. Had it came out in theaters, im not sure I'd give it the time of day tho.
Which is precisely why Christopher Nolan can eat my ass in regard to the comments he made about Netflix.
I have no idea whether or not 'Bright' will be any good--but one thing is for certain, no major Hollywood studio would've had the guts to greenlight this project.
At the very least, Netflix is opening up a new avenue for filmmakers that still want to get weird and creative.
Shadowrun minus the cyberpunk
I will give it a go.
End of Watch with orcs
Y'ALL JOKERS MUST BE CRAZY!
I want more Urban Fantasy projects.
But yo, this shit look whack.
The movie definitely looks strange, so I will devour it when I can.
Urban fantasy you say?! Boy have I got the show for you!
Anyone know when this goes online? Its 23:40 (12-21) where I live and was wondering if it’ll be online after midnight.
Sinds the release date is 12-22-2017.
I saw this was sold out at my local theater last night, didn't know what it was.
That mayonnaise kung fu looking motherfucker on the right is making my day. I bet his special move is folding up his glasses and then throwing them like a shuriken. Then he pops another pair out of his smart as fuck saved by the bell vest pocket, puts them on, slicks back his hair again and then makes a pun about his enemies being short sighted to challenge him.
Care to elaborate this a bit? While I do love some older Christopher Nolan films (Following is an absolute masterpiece of modern cinema IMO!), I just can't stand the guy or his newer films, and I absolutely loathe his most fanatic fans.
I am also quite the fan of Netflix. And while they do produce a lot of shit, I think they got something going for them.
Dunkirk and Interstellar were pretty cool. His fan Base is annoying though.
Got 50 mins into this and couldn't go any further. Great concept but holy shit everything is so hamfisted. Will Smith's trying bounce between Bad Boys and I Am Legend constantly. I'm not sure if he's trying to be 26 year old rookie and a 47 year old veteran here.
Idk how David Ayer is still getting work between this and Suicide Squad.
lmao i still remember last year i was like downloading the latest magicians episode and for some reason these two were mixed up and i was watching a random ass episode of this show and i decided to see what this was about for a little bit...those might've been the weirdest and cringiest minutes of my life
like i was just so utterly confused. everything looked like it had the budget of a newbie youtuber. i couldn't even call what they were doing acting and it just felt like i was watching a particularly bad parody skit or just a 13 year old girl's fanfiction story come to life in full glory. it actually put inhumans to shame now that i think about it
David ayer needs to stop doing this comic book fantasy stuff. I thought the movie seemed fine until the elf girl shows up, and from there it's just tumbling downhill. The action scenes weren't marked out or choreographed well, like they had a network TV schedule constraint to work in. The wirework was also really bad. Elf girl was a low rent milla jovovich, which is saying something.
Hard Times got a great performance out of Bale. End of Watch was good. Fury was good. Sabotage was bad, but it was bad in a crazy schwarzenegger way. Suicide squad and bright are ayer's worst movies. He can't put together these fantastical action scenes and he's bad with handling the fantasy plotting.
i started watching Encounters of the Third Kind with the jack in the TV . i was like, what a brave and briliant decision to play the first 10 minutes oif the mvie with no sound.
it's pretty difficult to flunk out of hollywood if you're a white dude who made it, you gotta be gay or call out some hollywood bigshot for being a rapist or something else that rocks the boat
if you stick around long enough you get into this revolving cast of directors/writers/actors who will always get work
Bitch movie stars are almost dead, Denzel and the Rock are some of the last man standing.
i didn't say anyone can be a movie star
i said white dudes who make it and then don't rock the boat will always get work
this is pretty clear since david ayer is not even an actor, he's a director
shut the fuck up lmao
You cannot shut me up, no reason to look flacid and trying.
If you think that is not true for black people today in entertainment you are wrong.
Don't start up racial bullshit in a thread about bright, of all movies. Bright spends its entire runtime showing us how stupid racism really is when you get right down to it. Orcs aka black people might seem untrustworthy and loyal to their own race over all others, but guess what racists? Will smith aka white people isn't perfect either. We didn't ask to have each other as partners in this big bad world, but that's life man. Black people supported the dark lord thousands of years ago, but we can't keep giving them the cold shoulder just because of a mistake their ancestors made. Black people, I forgive you. Let the healing begin.
I agree; Black people shouldn't be blamed for the atrocities of their Orc ancestors.
also my orc ancestors did nothing wrong
Pretty enjoyable movie.
Kinda let down on the whole getting blooded thing. For something hat seemed such a big deal, I thought the one doing the acknowledging would do more than cut his own hand and yell. You know, like at least smearing his blood all over the worthy orc's forehead or something.
Anyways, I'll be looking forward to Bright 2.
Glad to hear it's been greenlit, despite the negative reaction from critics.
Holy shit i have orc blood running through my veins!??
Interstellar sucked, fite me
You gotta woke it up a bit if you want be in 2017... It is a start.