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Cannibal Corpse Comedy

Discussion in 'Music Department' started by Zerst, May 29, 2007.

  1. Zerst This Cake Is Teh Yum

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    Death metal song title are quite a read. Cannibal Corpse are the masters of this. Lets see how the rest of us can cope

    Here are a few to start us off.


    Blacker than the blackest black times infinity
    Wobbles on the toilet
    Amputated by a spork
    Dropping bricks on your sleeping face
    Cheese grater face shred
    Eyelids Staple-Gunned to a Microwaved Fetus
    Sodomizing Mother Teresa's Burning Corpse With the Hacksaw-Amputated Limbs of a Retarded Ethiopian Orphan
    Organ doner kebab

    I will add more as i think of themsmile-big
     
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  2. The Fireball Kid Respect the Mustache

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  3. Efraim Longstocking Indeed

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  4. mystictrunks The BOWSS

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    Led Zeppelin Space weapon Multiplayer Gestation
     
  5. Zerst This Cake Is Teh Yum

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    Punched in the Ass by Satan
    Nailed to a Tree and Sodomized by Pterodactyls
    Crucified with HB Pencils
    Razor Blade Water Slide
    Express Slaughtermarket (8 limbs or less)
    Acid bath baby shower
     
  6. The Fireball Kid Respect the Mustache

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    Cum Shitting Whorefuck
    Anally Bleeding Cunt Fucker
    Broken Pussy, Stabbed Anus
    Shitted On Her Face, Cummed In Her Mouth
    Pussy Lips Violently Ripped Off
    Killed Then Raped


    All by my friend's band, Cum Shitter.
     
  7. Catatonik The Prophet in the Pit

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    Vomitting Up Maggots on Sticks
    Tentacle Raped in Norway
    Cupcakes and Bukkake
    Surgically Re-constructed Rectum
     
  8. CalRahhh I want to dissect you

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    You didn't make that up! Thats a Cannabis Corpse song. Bah, such unoriginality.

    ummmm......

    Razor Wire Hoola-hoop
    Smelly chunks (of shit)
    Severed Head Basketball

    All I can think of at the moment.
     
  9. Zerst This Cake Is Teh Yum

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    All right here are a few more


    Test message phone explosion...!!
    Bag of busted ball sacks (a love ballad)
    Nail gun abortion clinic


    and here is a song i came up with today

    Human Remains (Chunky Soup).

    I slammed your face in the car door,
    Agonizing screams say you want more
    Beating your head into a chunky soup
    In the door of my hilux ute.
    Your now dead, no longer alive
    I take your remains home to your wife,
    She screamed at me and went into shock
    I slit her throat with my throbbing cock.
    Now to your kids to finish your family,
    A chainsaw death, savage butchery
    Barbequed family and your dog
    I drive home in the misty fog.

    Human remains in a chunky soup
    Add a dog,
    Prepare in a ute

    I wont eat for several days now,
    But your family tree
    Soon to be devoured
    ARRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
     
  10. The Fireball Kid Respect the Mustache

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    No, really? Yeah, I did. Cannabis Corpse are cool and they're from my hometown! =D
     
  11. destroy_musick Yul Brynner Was A Skinhead

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    my band writes song titles like this all the time, though the uncrowned kings of comedy song titles is Kindergarten Hazing Ritual, hands down folks
     
  12. Fulcata I don't recognize your names.

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    Germans Eating Pie
    Bombs flying from the sky
    Penis
    Penis, penis, penis
    Germans really love penis
    ~ My friends band.
     
  13. Zerst This Cake Is Teh Yum

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    Back With More

    Pile driven star picket (throat drill)
    Processed meat, from head to feet.
    Cheese grater gerriatric mastectomy
    Freeze-Dried dead puppy butt plug
    Labial Dartboard
    Masticating a Whore's AIDS-Ridden Womb
     
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