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Cannibal Corpse Comedy

Discussion in 'Music Department' started by Zerst, May 29, 2007.

  1. Zerst

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    Death metal song title are quite a read. Cannibal Corpse are the masters of this. Lets see how the rest of us can cope

    Here are a few to start us off.


    Blacker than the blackest black times infinity
    Wobbles on the toilet
    Amputated by a spork
    Dropping bricks on your sleeping face
    Cheese grater face shred
    Eyelids Staple-Gunned to a Microwaved Fetus
    Sodomizing Mother Teresa's Burning Corpse With the Hacksaw-Amputated Limbs of a Retarded Ethiopian Orphan
    Organ doner kebab

    I will add more as i think of themsmile-big
     
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    Led Zeppelin Space weapon Multiplayer Gestation
     
  5. Zerst

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    Punched in the Ass by Satan
    Nailed to a Tree and Sodomized by Pterodactyls
    Crucified with HB Pencils
    Razor Blade Water Slide
    Express Slaughtermarket (8 limbs or less)
    Acid bath baby shower
     
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    Cum Shitting Whorefuck
    Anally Bleeding Cunt Fucker
    Broken Pussy, Stabbed Anus
    Shitted On Her Face, Cummed In Her Mouth
    Pussy Lips Violently Ripped Off
    Killed Then Raped


    All by my friend's band, Cum Shitter.
     
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    Vomitting Up Maggots on Sticks
    Tentacle Raped in Norway
    Cupcakes and Bukkake
    Surgically Re-constructed Rectum
     
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    You didn't make that up! Thats a Cannabis Corpse song. Bah, such unoriginality.

    ummmm......

    Razor Wire Hoola-hoop
    Smelly chunks (of shit)
    Severed Head Basketball

    All I can think of at the moment.
     
  9. Zerst

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    All right here are a few more


    Test message phone explosion...!!
    Bag of busted ball sacks (a love ballad)
    Nail gun abortion clinic


    and here is a song i came up with today

    Human Remains (Chunky Soup).

    I slammed your face in the car door,
    Agonizing screams say you want more
    Beating your head into a chunky soup
    In the door of my hilux ute.
    Your now dead, no longer alive
    I take your remains home to your wife,
    She screamed at me and went into shock
    I slit her throat with my throbbing cock.
    Now to your kids to finish your family,
    A chainsaw death, savage butchery
    Barbequed family and your dog
    I drive home in the misty fog.

    Human remains in a chunky soup
    Add a dog,
    Prepare in a ute

    I wont eat for several days now,
    But your family tree
    Soon to be devoured
    ARRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
     
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    No, really? Yeah, I did. Cannabis Corpse are cool and they're from my hometown! =D
     
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    my band writes song titles like this all the time, though the uncrowned kings of comedy song titles is Kindergarten Hazing Ritual, hands down folks
     
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    Germans Eating Pie
    Bombs flying from the sky
    Penis
    Penis, penis, penis
    Germans really love penis
    ~ My friends band.
     
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    Back With More

    Pile driven star picket (throat drill)
    Processed meat, from head to feet.
    Cheese grater gerriatric mastectomy
    Freeze-Dried dead puppy butt plug
    Labial Dartboard
    Masticating a Whore's AIDS-Ridden Womb
     
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