Discussion in 'Konoha Library Archives' started by atom, Sep 28, 2006.
Kazuku owns Team Asuma.. Backup comes, Asuma and co. go for healing.
Kakuzu puts Hidan's head back on. Hidan and Kakuzu counterattack. Shikamaru may be ordered to retreat, since he's spent nearly all of his chakra.
tobi and deidara join the bodiless hidan and tobi makes fun of hidan about how he is so much smarter than him
Kakuzu gives new meaning to the phrase "giving head".
I won't leave a single man alive.
La de da de dai,
La de da de duh,
An ocean of blood.
Let's begin the killing time.
As I said last week I believe Hidan will transform into a gundam, tetsuman for the win. Of course we'll see Shikamaru and Asuma shocked and then we'll go back to Naruto leaving the fight as a cliffhanger so as not to reveal Kakuzu's true abilities just yet.
Naruto will pop out of nowhere and does a giant rasengan.
Shikamaru gets another idea but the situation is too bad. Some waste frames and finally reinforcements come. I would like some of Naruto and the eternal training.
team asuma takes hidan's headless body to konoha, where it performs menial tasks at ichiraku ramen, naruto eats ramen and hidans body trips and spills ramen bowls and 6 page spread about slapstick ramenbar comedy ensues.
Kakuzu needs to destroy faces
Not even gonna try to make a prediction
He needs to destroy faces !!!
Kakuzu and Hidan attack together, they argue, Kakuzu gets pissed and yells out Hidan's weakness, Asuma and company take advantage. Teamwork ftw.
Well let's look at the state of the players.
Asuma -Burnt, legless.
Shikamaru -used up
Kotetsu and Izumo -useless.
I'm not sure what will happen but I know what can't happen. Team Asuma can't really fight anymore. Kakuzu alone is enough for all of them in this state.
other things to consider.
Back up will be there in about 20 minutes.
Kakuzu doesn't want to let the money go.
I don't see Naruto saving the day just yet so I'm curious....i don't think Hidan is done but I can't see anyone dying so how does this problem sort itself out?
*Kakuzu tosses Hidan's head back into the circle*
Hidan (while flying through the air): Aaaaaah!
Shikamaru (the second before Hidan's head touches ground): !!!!
*Asuma suddenly loses his body*
Asuma's Head: Shit
Now, hidan has to get his body back. So Team Asuma has to prevent that to prevent a double team from akatsuki. Izumo and Kotetsu will have to step up since Asumas movement is screwed and Shika's chakra is probably low as hell.
So we'll probably endup with scenes of Kakuzu rushing and punching with Hidans head in one of his hands. Hidan will be screaming the whole time like 'F U KAKUZU U KNOW UR WRONG!!' Kakuzu got Hidans head fast as hell so getting his body will definately happen. Hidan is going to be back in full effect and itll be 2 on 4. Then when hope seems lost the entire 20 squads show up. Then itll be crazy.
ha ha ha!
I think Shikamaru worked it out but that that's not all. I think hidan has more to come. The next chapter is called "akatsuki get serious: the cursed [people]"
Oh man, forgot to mention...
If we get an all naruto chapter next week...oh damn, I"ll be mad =[
That would slay!
Either way, the title looks promising. I predict that the cavalry arrives in the nick of time, at the end of 326. We will see what's under Kakuzu's collar in 327
Team Asuma are forced on the defensive, and Shikamaru is left a little helpless, unless he happens to have a Soldier pill he got from Chouji or something.
Chapter ends with the Reinforcements showing up.
Long term: Reinforcements mostly die, probably, but help out by weakening the enemy a little. Asuma flashback. Asuma takes down Hidan but dies in the process. Shikamaru and other survivors retreat.
Kakuzu either crushes head and kills him, or he leaves with the head and we are left to ponder if Hidan will ever get his body again (which, obviously he will.)
well... just b4 Hindan gets his body back Shino arrives and his bugs (trained over the timeskip) simply eat the body... I would like 2 see Hindans face
I hope we see yamato or kakashi come help them.
Back to Naruto's training, we then see him recovering from the onslaught of Yamato's Wooden Giraffe Necks of Doom. We then see that Naruto, getting inspiration from said rape, discovers the way to put elemental energy into the Rasengan. We then see Kakuzo escape with Hidan's head to the next bounty office to see what he can get for the head.
Hidan and Kakuzu can't leave, Team Asuma wouldn't let them. They already did say "One Down, One To Go". They're here to stop the movements of the Akatsuki, they won't hold back no matter what.
Kakuzu is going to re-unite Hidans head with his body, and he will be fucking fine
I always thought kakazu would use this as his chance to kill Hidan.
The next chapter will have Kakuzu chase Asuma and Shika around, carrying Hidan's cursing head, all while Benny Hill music is said to be playing in the background.
Kakuzu pulls a Vegeta.
ok. Asuma takes HIdans head.
crushes it. burns it. easts it. burns the shit. feeds it to his dog. burns his dog. feeds the ashes to his cat. burn the cat. feed the ashes to his fish. eat the fish. burn the shit. send it into the atmosphere
Hidan's body isn't the only one Asuma must worry about. He will enter the bounty station and take back Chiriku's body and bury it in future chapters.