Yes, what with Christmas being less than two weeks away and Cartoon Network playing the Grinch every other frigging day, this question came to mind. Let's all assume that the holiday actually exists in Naruto just because we can. So--which character is the most likely to hate Christmas, the whole Christmas season? I'll start with Sasuke. Sasuke obviously hates Christmas. This really doesn't even require any explanation... chances are that if your entire family is murdered by your older brother, you're going to hate any holiday that emphasizes family togetherness and good will towards men. Then there are the carolers. I'm pretty sure that even if he didn't have any other reason to hate Christmas, he'd hate it anyway just because of the carolers. What with the entire female population of Konoha being obsessed with him, he probably gets a lot of them. Poor guy. Then we've got Gaara, for similar reasons as Sasuke. Also, Gaara hates everything, so considering that Christmas is included in that, it's safe to say he hates Christmas as well. Not to mention it never snows in the Sand Village, which is just depressing. But what about Shino? Chances are that he hates Christmas just because... he's Shino. Picture Shino enjoying the holiday season. ...Didn't think you could. Yeah. Shikamaru probably doesn't hate Christmas. Hating something is too much work. But on the other hand, if anything was ever troublesome, it's the holidays. Buying presents for people, being invited to parties (we all know Shikamaru is extraordinarily popular), decorating the house, dealing with the weather... geez. Talk about stress. And then there are the villains. Orochimaru and Itachi definitely hate Christmas. So does Zabuza. I don't even need to bother with pointless reasoning to justify that. Then there's Kakashi. Kakashi's probably got about a 50/50 chance of hating Christmas. Frankly, it's kind of hard to tell. It'd probably remind him of all his dead friends/teacher/father and everything, but on the other hand, he never shows it, so there's no way to be sure. Also, I have this sneaking suspicion that Kakashi might actually be Jewish, in which case he wouldn't give a flying pig either way because it's clearly Hanukkah that he hates. Kakashi's mysterious. And lastly... we have Neji. Out of every single character here, I think Neji would most likely get my vote. Not happy, enlightened, post-Naruto-fight Neji, of course, but that other bitter Neji that ranted a lot and frightened small children. I mean, it was obvious just by looking at him. Really, I'd hate Christmas too if I had to spend it every year with the Main House. And of course, there's Gai and Lee to consider too. Having to put up with their holiday antics on top of everything else probably drove poor Neji insane. So... which character gets the most disgruntled every December the 25th?