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Create a Naruto Haiku!

Discussion in 'Naruto Fanworks' started by Steel Guardian, Mar 29, 2005.

  1. Steel Guardian

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    Everyone make up a haiku related to Naruto!
    Remember, a haiku is made of 3 lines,

    5 syllables on line 1 and 3 and 7 (edited by KK) syllables on line 2...

    I'll go first:

    Silent but Deadly,
    Like many flocks of birds,
    Chidori pireces.
     
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  2. StoneWalker

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    rock lee is pwnage.
    he kicks major buttocks,
    rockin' teh lotus.

    that was terrible XD u__u;;;;
     
  3. naruto27

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    Always standing still.
    Protected by his sand.
    That punk iis Gaara.
     
  4. Sawako

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    Haaah! U-zu-ma-ki...!
    He kicks Sasuke up high.
    NARUTO RENDAN!

    Yes, I suck at poetry.
     
  5. StoneWalker

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    OMG, lol :D I dunno why, but I laughed when I read this line XD great stuff
     
  6. monkeyfrom_uranus

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    Harken unto me,
    Na-Naruto, Fire Country,
    Clumsy Ninja!


    Yes, I rock with unoriginality :(
     
  7. Cyanna

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    Eh I made a few. :p

    Genius of hard work,
    Don't try if you don't believe
    So says Gai Sensei

    Rasengan Technique
    Bursts hole in water tower
    Instant Oro slave

    Why do I fight girls?
    They are all so damn noisy
    It's so troublesome

    Jiraiya likes girls
    Jiraiya likes bath houses
    He cannot have both
     
  8. clockwork

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    Oro on trial
    Should've left Sasuke alone
    Kabuto jealous

    (counting Sasuke as 2 syllables, thats how it is isn't it?)
     
  9. Cholisose

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    The Haku Haikus (canned laughter)

    Haku is friendly.
    But he can also kill you.
    Makes his own slushies.

    OR

    Haku's needles - ow.
    They are sharp little buggers.
    Acupuncture doom.

    OR

    Ice mirrors are cold.
    They pwn six ways from Tuesday,
    And that says a lot.

    OR

    Zabuza's his friend.
    People call him a devil.
    Time for hell to freeze.

    OR

    Haku picks the herbs-
    When chidori's in your chest,
    They're not that helpful.

    OR

    I guess that's enough
    Of these dumb Haku haikus,
    So I'll just quit now.
     
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  10. KonohaLeaf

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    An enormous tounge
    Orochimaru's nice gift
    Stimulates his boys.
     
  11. Raikiri

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    Sexy Kisame,
    The women want his loving.
    Men dream to be him.
     
  12. Cava

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    haiku no.1 :
    WTF is this?
    OMFG I KNOW
    I SUCK AT POEMS

    ok i was just kidding.... :sweatdrop

    haiku no.2:
    smexy eyes he use
    polishes nail everyday
    itachi owns all
     
  13. smackmyface

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    2 foolish brothers
    they are Konoha's traitors
    that's Sasuke and Itachi for you
     
  14. ~Akuma

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    ...
    I dont know the meaning of this. Whats that Haiku?
     
  15. Zolf

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    Two hundred IQ;
    Shikamaru owns you all,
    Shadow Techniques rule.

    Uchiha Sasuke;
    Sharingan won't help him when
    he's Oro's man bitch.

    Team Seven: Sasuke,
    Naruto, and Sakura.
    Kakashi's in charge.

    Maito Gai and Lee:
    It's scary if you ask me;
    Eyebrows and jumpsuits.

    Hyuugacest is wrong,
    No Hinata and Neji
    pairings expected.
     
  16. FireEel

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    Great nin and sexy babe,
    Sasori with Moegi,
    this couple will rule all!
     
  17. Gaara-Kazekage

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    Raikiri kicks butts
    Kakashi is sexiest
    No one looks better!
     
  18. Abumi_Zaku

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    I hate all the fans.
    They make me want to vomit.
    And one day I will.

    OR

    Characters still cool.

    I guess.
    :D
     
  19. RaitoRyuukashin

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    Uchiha Sasuke
    Restless dark avenging soul
    Revenge is his fate
     
  20. Sawako

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    Kyuubi is sealed
    Into a new born baby
    The Fourth is now dead.
     
  21. Hypermarv123

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    heh all these haikus are good(ill think of one later)
     
  22. Sawako

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    He gives up a thumbs up
    A promise of a lifetime!
    He gives a smile.
     
  23. DTemplar5

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    Tsukyoumi Torture
    Disfunctional Akatsuki
    Start watching my show

    Another shameless plug for the Tsukyoumi Torture Show. ^_^

    :leepose
     
  24. Prendergast

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    Sands tumble across
    The lone shinobi watches
    Sabaku sou sou

    :laugh
    Do you like it?
     
  25. Hasumane

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    Hm...lemme think of one:

    The brave boy

    Who sacrificed his own life

    Remember Obito.

    (ok, that sucked ass -_-)
     
  26. hinata smile

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    whatever u do
    naruto kakashi sakura
    u and them well be
    give the world 2 u

    hahahahahahathis is a song iadont know what to say i just lesten to it and wrote the names of character

    and going on the song u only my truth as afreedome

    dont laugh on me
     
  27. kastion

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    I like my ramen
    Miso ramen is the best
    Don't touch my ramen!

    Please don't hate my log
    My log will jump out to help
    AHHHH! knife in my log

    Sneaking looks at pr0n
    Henging to get in bath house
    Underaged pervert

    I gather info..
    I really do! Bah screw it
    I'm an old ero..
     
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  28. Jem

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    My mediocre attempt

    The power of youth!
    The green beast of Konoha
    Rock Lee is the man
     
  29. FireEel

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    A great long tongue Oro has
    he pleasures his harem of boys
    Kabuto is jealous

    Accent of nins,
    Naruto says
    Dattebayo!
     
  30. domi_aka_2Zani

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    Neji owns you all
    Eyes see all around the place
    sixtyfour combo
     
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