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Advice Do you Need some Relationship Advice?

Discussion in 'Konoha Country Club' started by baconbits, Nov 4, 2014.

  1. Tiger Ambush

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    DDJ, this is part of your problem.

    You've had 0 romantic relationships, and yet you're terrified you'll only ever have one. You have literally no idea how hard it is to make ONE relationship work, let alone multiple. You have, by conservative wisdom, about ten years of trial and error to go before you could ever succeed at having a healthy, open relationship. And if you act like it's your top priority in life, it will never ever happen.

    Barring that, you also need to start looking for "Poly" facebook groups for your area, and chat sites, and dating sites catering to specific types of relationships. Swaying someone who is monogamous to a life of non-monogamy is far more delicate than you are equipped for.
     
  2. John Wick I'd like a dinner reservation for twelve.

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    Having a senior moment Law?
     
  3. DemonDragonJ Moocher

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    My parents have been saying something very similar to that, so I shall need to correct you, as I have corrected them: I have had romantic relationships, before my present one, but they simply were not serious or long-lasting; Lady J is not my first girlfriend, but she is definitely the best match for me out of all the women whom I have met, thus far, so I am treating my relationship with her very seriously.
     
  4. Tiger Ambush

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    I quoted your post to agree, and point out to DDJ.
     
  5. Ava

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    i havent been following along, but you're officially dating lady j?

    if so, then congratulations are in order
     
  6. baconbits Moderator

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    You're not going to get what you want if you're not more aggressive than you already are. Your fear of rejection means it literally takes you a year to get a girl that is open to you to be in a legitimate relationship with you.

    I don't find you to have that charisma it takes to get women the way you need to if you want a foursome.

    That's not enough women.

    You can use a little analytical thinking. Its hard to find people who like foursomes. But people who engage in foursomes are even less likely to be at church than anywhere else. These people are more likely to be at nightclubs, but you don't like to go there.

    As a result you prioritize interactions with fewer than you should, and the women you interact with are the least likely to fulfill your fantasies. Something has to change if you're going to achieve your objectives.

    Your past posts.

    I don't know that they like me but they do respect me, which is all I need. Its not important for them to like you; they just need to respect you as a man.

    Everything doesn't take a ten point plan, my friend. Just talk to her when its you and her alone.

    Lol. They're not official.
     
  7. DemonDragonJ Moocher

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    Why do you say that?
     
  8. W ORLDSTAR

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    Has she acknowledged it?
     
  9. John Wick I'd like a dinner reservation for twelve.

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    he hasn't defined what it is with her so how can she acknowledge it....
     
  10. baconbits Moderator

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    Because its true. Its "official" when you've formalized the relationship.
     
  11. Tiger Ambush

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    You yourself have stated you aren't even ready to make sure with her that you're officially together.

    What are you missing?
     
  12. DemonDragonJ Moocher

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    What if I asked Lady J a question such as "who was the first boy whom you liked?" or "who was the first boy on whom you had a crush?" Would such a question be socially-appropriate? It would not seem to be too bold or intrusive, would it be? And I obviously would be prepared to provide my own information about the first girl whom I ever liked.
     
  13. Ava

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    why do you want to know about other men who have stuck their dick inside her and stretched out her sugar walls? you gain nothing from knowing about this

    just focus on your relationship with her
     
  14. W ORLDSTAR

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    yea its really not relevant information and it gives off an aura of insecurity because on some subconscious level it will register on a girl's mind that maybe in being regaled with this tale you'll be looking for ways to emulate the better qualities of the object of her affection at the time and will impress upon her that you're not sincere or genuine
     
  15. DemonDragonJ Moocher

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    Thank you for that advice, because I was planning to ask that, but your explanations make sense, so now I shall not do that; however, there definitely is no harm in asking about her dream vacation or ideal job; such questions as those are perfectly innocuous, are they not?
     
  16. W ORLDSTAR

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    those questions are fine yea
     
  17. Ava

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    how many dates have you gone on if you dont mind me asking

    sorry if you already answered it but ya know 82 pages it's hard to follow everything
     
  18. Ava

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    anyways the point i wanted to say congratulations are in order for coming so far, i remember your very first lady j post

    you've come so far, it's exciting!
     
  19. Cax Rebel INS

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    if u want that real real, u come to me for advice

    just beat the fuck out of ur mrs any time shes outta line
    u can go about it any way u want
    personally im a fan of classic ragdolling, into furniture preferably

    it like how they say, u know
    a choke slam thru the dinner table a day keeps the problems away
     
  20. Cax Rebel INS

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    yo demon jiney bruh just tell this honey that u finna get that pussy straight banked on my nigga
    whip ur dick out and nudge it while u stare her in the eyes
    truss me daddy
     
  21. Babby Originality

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    DDJ didn't you want to bang your cousin? That didn't work out did it?
     
  22. John Wick I'd like a dinner reservation for twelve.

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    I knew that....
     
  23. DemonDragonJ Moocher

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    We have been participating in activities together at least once per month every month since September of last year, so I have lost count of the number of dates on which we have been.

    I have not succeeded at that goal, yet, and I know that it may not be a feasible goal, but I shall not abandon it entirely.
     
  24. Ava

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    Participating in activities :sag
     
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  25. Babby Originality

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    Just drug her.
     
  26. DemonDragonJ Moocher

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    I will never do something as despicable and reprehensible as that; they must engage in sexual intercourse with me willingly.

    On that subject, if Lady J and I eventually do engage in sexual intercourse, or if I have sexual intercourse with any other woman, and they do not like the fact that my penis is not circumcised, is that a good reason to immediately end the relationship? I like my penis as it is, so someone not liking it would be very problematic.
     
  27. Mider T VM Rapist

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    Just hit them until they do.
     
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    I've yet to hear a woman complain about a dick being circumcised or uncircumcised, must be a US thing.
     
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  29. Mider T VM Rapist

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    It absolutely is. It's unusual for an American to have an uncut scrotum.
     
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  30. DemonDragonJ Moocher

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    The majority of penises that are shown in erotic media are circumcized, so I am hoping that woman do not automatically expect all penises to be circumcized.

    We are talking about penises, not scrotums, and I believe that that should end all discussion of that subject, because this is supposed to be a serious thread.
     

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