Discussion in 'Joke Battledome' started by pnoypridz, Nov 29, 2005.
anyone think doom can suceed whre the coyote failed in cathing the roadrunner
The simple answer: no.
As for a more complex and enlightening answer, Road Runner is impossible to catch by anyone.
While it can only move at speeds around that of sound (rough calculations), it has extreme luck backing it up. Therefore, nothing can catch it. Not even Flash, who is able to run faster than light. Because Road Runner is so lucky.
Doom would no doubt employ a complex and detailed evil plan, but Road Runner will just zip passed and not be effected at all. Doom would then get a question mark over his head, and be compelled by the forces of nature to see what went wrong.
Doom would then be destroyed by his own trap. GG DOOM
Exactly. Road Runner has the ability to make plans backfire. Simple as that.
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A team of lex luthor, batman, doom, with preptime, would still lose. They would probably fall from a cliff on a cactus too.
so if dr.doom cant catch road runner who can???
Dr Doom turns the road runner into crispy road runner surprise, then hunts down bugs bunny only to chop his head off and drink his blood .....er I mean doom wins.
Speaking of which. I remember that episode where Bugz bunny takes over for Road Runner and starts taking speed in order to be as fast as him. What kinda cartoon is that? He was advocating the use of drugs ...well that's the 60s for you.
Doom has seriously no chance. The only person that could MAYBE catch road runner is McGuyver with 3 items and the needed preptime, but it's still a double edged sword.
I'm honestly curious about what the rest think, could we have a poll on this plz?
Batman w/prep time.
Thanos w/prep time
Scarlet Witch w/prep time?.............(ok maybe she dosnt need it)
Hm.... nope. no.
Maybe... no wait. No.
Oh and I just can't wait to be asked to defend all this. All the mcguyver logic is just WAITING to be used. You know, all the stuff about a precedent of defeat not existing therefore defeat = impossible, and ALL that stuff. This is going to be fun.
mcguyver with 3 items?
David Haslholf in Nightrider?
Mcgyver Prime with 1 item could do it.
Mcgyver prime is Mcgyver after his grandfather died thus increasing his power 1000xfold.
Mcguyver with 3 items would take it 9/10. The other 1/10 is due to mcguyver's plan back from the first win triggering again on HIM. Then he drops from a cliff on a cactus.
Not familiar with him
A worthy opponent!
I'd give him a 8/10 in a long race (RR gets distracted/stops easily)
And a 2/10 on a 100m sprint because of RR's acceleration. He can reach top speed from full stop in 0.1 seconds probably, you've seen what I mean.
Speedy gonzalez already raced road runner!
I don't remember what happend though.
Though in catching him....that's different. Speedy is not as lucky as the road runner. so no.
Nah, id probably say theyd fall of a cliff not on a cactus but probably on the groung with and ever-cliche mega puff of smoke and dust as RR watches from above
people that could PWN THE SHIT OUT OF ROAD RUNNER :
sonic the hedgehog
It was a tie, but silvester and Cayote won the race (they teamed up to catch them.)
And dont hate on Speedy Gonsalez. He has the same amount of speed and luck.
Luck as a weapon... That reminds me so much of the puppeteers trying to breed lucky human individuals... (Ringworld).
That being said, Dr.Doom wins due to being more badass then roadrunner. And according to the badass rule, that gives him an automatic win. And don't try to argue against the badass rule, which would be the same as arguing, that it is possible to divide by zero.
why cause i'm a trendwhore
oke for real road runner has to much luck to lose
who can catch him/her (dunno what it is)
the 2 cops from miami vice can stop it
cause its suggling drugs over to miami so they nail him 80ies style
Actually, I think we are all misplacing the Roadrunner's power...
You see, it isn't really luck, actually, it's more of, that he brings out "Villians Complex".
Every villans plan innatley has a flaw, the Roadrunner just amplifies that flaw ten fold....so instead of somthing small going wrong(like a bar being lose in a cage) his ability makes it not only fail, but horribly backfire(i.e. Cage exploding and horribly impaling the creator).
So, innatley, the Roadrunner is basicallly "Anti" Prep time. No matter what plan you make, since it is filled with malicious intent, there WILL be a flaw, and it WILL fail...HORRIBLY I might add....
Ail Hail the Road Runner...
I think that Flash would take Road Runner easily. Flash isn't a guy of elabourate plans he would win with pure speed.
But guys like Doom, Batman, McGuyver (yes even him), Luthor, Pinky and the Brain, and other smart characters with clever plans would fail. Road Runner makes all clever plans fail so to defeat him you have to think simple and just outrun him (without using any clever tactics to increase your speed). SImple and fast is the way to win over road runner.
Pinky and the Brain they might have a chance
Brain would have a chance.....although pinky did manage to take over the world for brain's birthday and then brain messed it up.... How ironic.
what did you just say? O__O
can you please go into detail, this is news to me lol.
I remember that one. Daffy Duck...well the fake daffy duck was the badguy in that one I think. I can't believe that they could destroy such a great character like Daffy. His name is Daffy for crying out loud, why did they take away his crazy ness?
Mcguyver with 3 items is too much for any mortal, and with prep time, the sky's the limit...actually beyond the sky's the limit.
As for your's and Crazymoronix arguement against Doom, that was very well done
I agree with crazymoronx and The Transporter :rofl
Not even Thanos, not even Darkseid . . . What made you think Dr. Doom had chance ?
The only one who may have a slim chance to catch Road Runner is Willy E. Coyote if (and that's a huge IF) he uses generic equipment
umm... Road Runner would win, Looney Tunes are immortals... X_X
actually, LT characters have never dead, remember?
Looney Tunes >>> Disney >>> Marvel/DC/Anime/Manga, right?... xD XD xD....:sweat
Ya Dr. Doom paints a tunnel in the wall, puts a rock on the top of a cliff, roadrunner runs through the painting, Dr. Doom sees this goes running towards the wall, smacks into the wall, rock falls on him, Dr. Doom dies. Need I say more?
You forgot: Doom shouts: "CURSE YOU ROAD RUNNEEEERR!!!!!"