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Dutch Language! Rise!

Discussion in 'Foreign Languages' started by Jordy, May 25, 2005.

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  1. Jordy Member

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    Ok :notrust I'm getting to excited.

    In any case, if you want to learn Dutch come over here :) I'll help as much as I can..
     
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  2. uncanny_sama Que Veux-tu

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    waskeburt?!

    haha just kiddin'

    grappig idee, eens zien hoe dat verloopt :)
     
  3. Jordy Member

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    It's a thread to Learn Dutch. Not talk dutch. At least translate your text next time.

    He said:

    Watskeburt is a mess up of Wat is er gebeurt? Which means: What has happened?

    Grappig idee, eens zien hoe dat verloopt.
    Funny idea, let's see how it turns out.

    "Verloopt" Can be translated in a few ways. But turns out seems to be the most appropriate translation.
     
  4. Procyon Loveless

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    Okay, so question: When you're translating English to Dutch, would it always have the same number of words? Ex.Would "When you're translating English to Dutch, would it always have the same nu,ber of words?" have 15 words in Dutch too?
     
  5. Jordy Member

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    Well not always. In many cases it has. In long sentences it will change though because we have a pretty strange grammar. I'll make the sentence again in english to make you see what the words mean in Dutch.

    (translated)
    Wanneer je engels naar nederlands vertaald, heeft het dan altijd het zelfde aantal woorden?
    (word meaning)
    When you english to dutch translate, does it (dan = a grammer add it means 'then' in english ) always the same amount words.

    As you see the grammer from a direct translation from dutch to english sucks.
     
  6. Sayo The Hedgehog

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    you realise learning people the slighest bit of dutch on the internet is nearly impossible, translating: ok, but learning, ne ..
     
  7. Manji Yoshimitsu Exorcist

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    Hm, Its a bit to difficult to explain plainly in a pst, you'll have to use whole pannels to explain the translating of sentence completely...
     
  8. Voynich MADDER RED

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    It doesn't work... all you can do is tell them how to ask directions to the coffeeshop and the red light district xD
     
  9. Jordy Member

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    I figured that already -.-;; Owh well. The things you can learn are sentences translated. Things you can't learn is our crazy grammar.
     
  10. Procyon Loveless

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    I'm up for a challenge. :smile-big
    Thanks Jordy...So do you think that you could just show us what the translations of some basic words (and, it, etc.) are if it's not too much trouble? (Sorry... :wink )
     
  11. Nonexistinghero A shadow of a hedgehog

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    *Posts a few random basic words*

    Dutch - English

    Ik = I
    Jij = You
    Mij = Me
    And = En
    Dat = That
    Hij = He
    Zij = She
    Het = It
    Op = On
    Af = Off
    Beneden = Down
    Boven = Up
    Links = Left
    Rechts = Right

    Hmm... to lazy to post more...
     
  12. kakashie-sensei I Am THE

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    i agree, dutch is supposed to be the most difficult language in the world (or so i heard). if you try to learn it to someone or learn it yourself you should start with words and work yourself up

    in that case it will be alot easier to learn


    p.s. also remember that you will only see how to write dutch words, not speak it, that is different from writing
     
  13. Jordy Member

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    Hallo = Hello
    Doei = Bye
    Goede middag = Good Afternoon
    Goede avond = Good Evening
    Goede nacht = Good Night
    Goede morgen = Good Morning

    Can't think of anything else at the moment so here are a few sentences.

    Mijn naam is XXX = My name is XXX
    Hoe heet jij? = What's your name?

    Ik ben XX jaar oud = I'm XX years old
    Hoe oud ben jij? = How old are you?

    Ik kom uit amerika = I'm from America
    Waar kom jij vandaan? = Where are you from?

    Ik heb twee broers = I have two brothers
    Heb jij een broer? = Do you have a brother?
     
  14. Norb ceresu が大好き

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    So how do you say "I love you" *wink* it's bound to come in handy if i meet a pretty dutch girl ;O
     
  15. Nonexistinghero A shadow of a hedgehog

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    Ik hou van jou = I love you

    Don't say:

    Jij bent lelijk = You are ugly
     
  16. ThaOdie New Member

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    happy: blij
    angry: kwaad
    car: auto
    train: trein
    airplane: vliegtuig

    echt h?? watskebeurt gewoon :p maar ja.. ze moetten maar even zeggen wat ze willen weten in t nederlands.. :D
     
  17. Procyon Loveless

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    Thanks guys. I appreciate everyone's contributions...Never thought there were so many Dutch people here either. ^____^
     
  18. Aruarian Well-Known Member

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    Yo yo yo! WATSKEBURT!


    Props voor de heist rocker en de watskebuuurt
    Watskebizzy bizzle rob robber
    Mensen praten serieus maar ze weten van geen ene kaaaaankermoer watskeburt
    Maar dr gebeurt veel serieus
    Komen die vocalen nog of moet ik beginnen

    REFREIN:
    Je bent een sjembek dat zeurt
    Maar je weet niet watskeburt, watskeburt, watskeburt
    Je bent een MC dat front
    Maar je komt niet tot de grond, tot de grond, tot de grond
    Je bent een MC met crown
    Maar je weet niet wat is nou, wat is nou, wat is nou
    Je bent een sjembek zonder klauw
    En je bent niet 'bout it 'bout, 'bout it 'bout, 'bout it 'bout

    *ok vieze freddy is aandeburt*

    Vieze Freddy, alsof je dat niet wist
    En ik drink tot de motherfucking fles leeg is
    Heb pas doekoe als ik bierflesjes inwissel
    Dan ben ik pas stang yo uhh, fo' shizzle
    Je lacht maar ik maak hier geen motherfucking grappen
    Pus uit mn pik je kan een lauw biertje tappen
    Staat te spacen, maar ik ben niet van Star Trek
    Ook geen bhustabust maar ik breek wel je nek *ehehehehehe*
    Komt alleen uit m'n achterste
    Moeders met dochters ze verachten me
    Ben van baksteen. alsof je dat niet ruikt
    Want de een is dik en de ander gebruikt
    Ik ben tuig, van de eerste klasse
    En je wast je handen al tijdens het plassen
    Kijk me aan, je weet precies hoe laat het is
    Baksteen, de rest is geschiedenis

    [REFREIN]

    Wat is niau krauw watskeburt in de schuur
    Is bij jouw alles rustig of gezeur met de buur?
    Of zijn het biertjes voor gratis of gewoon pleurisduur
    En ben je 'bout it bout it of een treurig figuur
    Voor alle vrouwen en chickies, van Joure tot Maastrikkie
    Heb die vouwen in m'n dickies yo we houden het jiggy
    'bout it bout it net als een gek met al dat goud in m'n mikkie
    Twee gezichten een formule als Lauda en Niki

    [REFREIN]

    Watser, watser, watser, watser
    Watser met jou ouwe?
    Keeenker keeeenker je staat te spacen
    Serieus gek wat praat je met mij man keeeeenker
    Je praat maar je weet niet eens watser met jou
    Je weet niet eens watser met mij maar watser met jou ouwe
    Keenker keenker
    mensen zijn aan de crack tegenwoordig, serieus
    Ik liep laatst door het centraal
    komt er een junkie naar me toe voor een euro
    *euro, keeenker een euro?*
    Ik zeg hier heb je twintig cent, zegt-ie nee hoef je niet
    Dus ik zeg, ja ja is goed ik ken jou ik ken jou
    Je komt uit Noord
    - uhh ja ik kom uit Noord hoe weet je dat hoe weet je dat
    Zeg ik ja ik ken je moeder ik heb m'n krantenwijk voor dr bezorgt
    - Uhh m'n moeder m'n moeder? Ik heb haar al 25 jaar niet gezien
    Dus ik zeg fuck jou man ik verkoop dr crack stomme slet
    Kanker kanker kanker junkies op het centraal
    Serieus, enigste vette plek van centraal is de fucking pizzahut
    En uhh en en en en en de meeting point maar kanker die is dicht
    In ieder geval centraal is een baas, vieze Freddy is een baas,
    baksteen is een baas, heist rocker is een baas.
     
  19. Muad'Dib (inactive) Kwisatz Haderach

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    On the contrary. Dutch is one of the easiest Latin-based languages in the world. I teach Dutch at a professional language centre and in my experience, my students find it relatively straightforward.

    Initially, the structure of Dutch sentences seems odd, though once you look into it, there is a clear structure, which once you've grasped becomes easier. There is a relatively low amount of grammatical exceptions.

    Verbs are probably the easiest of all languages, childsplay or as they say in Dutch: 'A child can do the laundry....'

    I've been learning languages for about 15 years now, trust me when I say that Dutch is a lot easier than most other languages.
     
  20. Aruarian Well-Known Member

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    Well, besides the rough G, which is apparently a bitch to learn for English speaking nations, but meh XD
     
  21. Dreams Hokage

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    i guess when your german and can speak a bit english, then dutch is very easy to understand. seems as a mix up between those two languages to me
     
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    A een nederlandse thread alhoewel ik een belg ben.
    Some words to say 'i love you' to some one: hoerezoon, lul, klootzak,...
     
  23. Aruarian Well-Known Member

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    Fuck off b00ntard, those words don't mean what you say they do >.>

    @Dreams: Dutch isn't exactly a mix of German and English, but they are all Germanian languages. There's a certain dialect in Holland called 'Twents'. It's strange but even if you can't speak German, if you speak Twents to a German person who lives near the Holland-Germany border they'll understand you.
     
  24. Jordy Member

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    @ Lord of D please don't put any dutch sentences without translation here, so please fack off with the watskeburt lyrics.

    @ Kstyle, learning people the incorrect meaning of words is childish, therefor I neg-repped you.
     
  25. Siavash Academy Student

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    got 1 question what does ''Passer''(that thing that makes circles) means in english.
     
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    I have no friggin idea mate >.> I wonder if it can be translated :S
     
  27. Voynich MADDER RED

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    I think it can be translated. Gimme a few minz to see if I can find it ^_^

    Edit: found it. In english it's translated as "compass" > drafting instrument for drawing circles.
     
  28. Siavash Academy Student

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    ow thnx man :smile-big
     
  29. ~Akuma Biaaatch !

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    once I heard the word "s'chomele", what means that ?


    Also I wanna know what means in dutch " I pwn you"
     
  30. Voynich MADDER RED

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    For the first word: you mean "schommelen" which means like "rocking" like in a rocking chair or "swinging" like on a rope or swing OR "chocomel" which is just "chocolate milk"?

    Edit: looking at your word again..I think you mean "schommelen"

    Second ...well..there is no dutch translation for pwn. So it would just be "Ik pwn jou"
     
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