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Dutchman, 69, brings lawsuit to lower his age 20 years

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  1. San Juan Wolf They're even better when you're dead

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    Best bit

    :lmao

    This is the end result of the mentality of "people identifying as something equals they are that thing, no qualifications need be met". Like people who demand they be acknowledged as transgender because they say so, independant of any official diagnosis, and sometimes even saying they are trans while they don't have gender dysphoria.

    This shit isn't helpful for anyone.

    As to the brilliant man's question, most people below 50 don't actively seek out a relationship with someone with 5-10 years of life left max on average. They don't look for someone who may start developiong alzheimers, wear adult diapers or be continuously hospitalised. Not to mention the general difference between the attractiveness to most people of a 50 year old partner vs a 70 year old.
     
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    lol
     
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    My father-in-law has his birthday listed as "January 1" in government documents, because he was born during the Great Leap Forward and his parents were too busy not starving to death to remember exactly which day and month he was born.
     
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    ....I mean even still how do you not remember the day and month ? You know, women especially have reason to remember that.
     
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    Doesn’t change the fact that you can be forever 21.
     
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    I was actually born in 1875. True story. For a 144 year old male, i gotta say that I’m holding up well.
     
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    So your avatar IS your photo then : P
     
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  8. GRIMMM The Black Empire

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  9. wibisana still newbie

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    That is actually good idea (make yourself younger)

    Idk why govt doesnt think it is good idea.
    I mean he will forfeit his pension. Have to work like young person. That is a good thing
     
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    That was me in 1975, yes.
     
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    Women are pregnant for 9 months, which is 3/4 of a year. So you'll certainly remember that you were pregnant during a specific year, but maybe not exactly in which month the birth happened, especially if it's close to the boundary between two months.

    But more importantly in this context is that in a community of semi-literate peasants that have basically experienced social collapse, people might pay more attention to the season than to the exact month. "Was it during planting or harvest?"

    Especially they might not care about the Gregorian month since farming in China is scheduled according to the Chinese calendar.
     
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    I also remember being on the R.M.S Olympic. What a comfortable ship she was.
     
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    MmmMMmMmmMMm. The big difference here is this dude doing this only to benefit himself. His argument for equivalence is just so off base that it's funny, I'm guessing he doesn't like trans people to throw out that comparison. He don't understand. :catbuzz

    THAT BEING SAID I feel like what I said isn't even fucking necessary cause this dude is actually fucking bonkers lmaoooo

    You look GREAT for your age. I would think most people your age look like the Cryptkeeper
     
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    this dude is a dumbass trying to find his 15 minutes of relevancy again :mlpshrug
     
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    Pssh patrick stewart's 80 and he's got a 40 year old wife
     
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    Is your d still working grand pa
     
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    He's a famous and wealthy actor.

    This is a guy who wants to trick people about his actual age on a platform where he could get a quick fuck.
     
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    My 90 year old girlfriend doesn’t complain,
     
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    My grandmother’s sister had her first child at home in her village during a bad flood, she went into labor as she and the rest of her family were trying to climb to the roof her house. When asked what she did with the umbilical cord. She nashed her teeth in a tearing motion
     
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    I like how the article makes his real point clear.
     
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    You can, it’s called Otherkin.

    I also like to think up of myself as a nebulakin.
     
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    Placenta used to be eaten and our caveman forfathers didn’t think the umbilical cord was such a hassle. The reason you are alive today is because cavedude and cavedudette did the same thing to your ancestor.
     
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    Why?
    :scust

    I guess the dude doesn't like 69...
     
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    :lmao this random tidbit at the end.
     
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    Sure.

    But you know, don't take that as a license to be as rapey as an actual dolphin :lmao
     
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