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Dutchman, 69, brings lawsuit to lower his age 20 years

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  1. San Juan Wolf They're even better when you're dead

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    Best bit

    :lmao

    This is the end result of the mentality of "people identifying as something equals they are that thing, no qualifications need be met". Like people who demand they be acknowledged as transgender because they say so, independant of any official diagnosis, and sometimes even saying they are trans while they don't have gender dysphoria.

    This shit isn't helpful for anyone.

    As to the brilliant man's question, most people below 50 don't actively seek out a relationship with someone with 5-10 years of life left max on average. They don't look for someone who may start developiong alzheimers, wear adult diapers or be continuously hospitalised. Not to mention the general difference between the attractiveness to most people of a 50 year old partner vs a 70 year old.
     
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  2. White Wolf

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    lol
     
  3. mr_shadow Minister of State Security Moderator

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    My father-in-law has his birthday listed as "January 1" in government documents, because he was born during the Great Leap Forward and his parents were too busy not starving to death to remember exactly which day and month he was born.
     
  4. San Juan Wolf They're even better when you're dead

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    ....I mean even still how do you not remember the day and month ? You know, women especially have reason to remember that.
     
  5. Alwaysmind 总是心神

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    Doesn’t change the fact that you can be forever 21.
     
  6. Alwaysmind 总是心神

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    I was actually born in 1875. True story. For a 144 year old male, i gotta say that I’m holding up well.
     
  7. San Juan Wolf They're even better when you're dead

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    So your avatar IS your photo then : P
     
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  8. GRIMMM

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  9. wibisana still newbie

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    That is actually good idea (make yourself younger)

    Idk why govt doesnt think it is good idea.
    I mean he will forfeit his pension. Have to work like young person. That is a good thing
     
  10. Alwaysmind 总是心神

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    That was me in 1975, yes.
     
  11. mr_shadow Minister of State Security Moderator

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    Women are pregnant for 9 months, which is 3/4 of a year. So you'll certainly remember that you were pregnant during a specific year, but maybe not exactly in which month the birth happened, especially if it's close to the boundary between two months.

    But more importantly in this context is that in a community of semi-literate peasants that have basically experienced social collapse, people might pay more attention to the season than to the exact month. "Was it during planting or harvest?"

    Especially they might not care about the Gregorian month since farming in China is scheduled according to the Chinese calendar.
     
  12. Alwaysmind 总是心神

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    I also remember being on the R.M.S Olympic. What a comfortable ship she was.
     
  13. Natty Well-Known Member

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    MmmMMmMmmMMm. The big difference here is this dude doing this only to benefit himself. His argument for equivalence is just so off base that it's funny, I'm guessing he doesn't like trans people to throw out that comparison. He don't understand. :catbuzz

    THAT BEING SAID I feel like what I said isn't even fucking necessary cause this dude is actually fucking bonkers lmaoooo

    You look GREAT for your age. I would think most people your age look like the Cryptkeeper
     
  14. IchijiNijiSanji Well-Known Member

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    this dude is a dumbass trying to find his 15 minutes of relevancy again :mlpshrug
     
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    Pssh patrick stewart's 80 and he's got a 40 year old wife
     
  16. wibisana still newbie

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    Is your d still working grand pa
     
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  18. San Juan Wolf They're even better when you're dead

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    He's a famous and wealthy actor.

    This is a guy who wants to trick people about his actual age on a platform where he could get a quick fuck.
     
  19. Alwaysmind 总是心神

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    My 90 year old girlfriend doesn’t complain,
     
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  20. Ashi cool beanz

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    Can I be a dolphin? :nod
     
  21. makeoutparadise I will have my revenge

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    My grandmother’s sister had her first child at home in her village during a bad flood, she went into labor as she and the rest of her family were trying to climb to the roof her house. When asked what she did with the umbilical cord. She nashed her teeth in a tearing motion
     
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  23. Giorno Giovanna 「FIGHTING GOLD」

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  24. Jim Normal Person

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    I like how the article makes his real point clear.
     
  25. Alwaysmind 总是心神

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    You can, it’s called Otherkin.

    I also like to think up of myself as a nebulakin.
     
  26. Alwaysmind 总是心神

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    Placenta used to be eaten and our caveman forfathers didn’t think the umbilical cord was such a hassle. The reason you are alive today is because cavedude and cavedudette did the same thing to your ancestor.
     
  27. Wrecked Baloney #TenTen'd

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    Why?
    :scust

    I guess the dude doesn't like 69...
     
  28. Mider T Busting in and out of guts

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    :hurr

    :lmao this random tidbit at the end.
     
  29. San Juan Wolf They're even better when you're dead

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    Sure.

    But you know, don't take that as a license to be as rapey as an actual dolphin :lmao
     
  30. Mider T Busting in and out of guts

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    Already posted.
     
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