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Eating Contest!!! Which girl can chow down the most???

Discussion in 'Naruto Battledome' started by Raikiri, Nov 24, 2005.

Who can chow down the most?

  1. Sakura

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  2. Ino

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    10.3%
  3. Hinata

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    10.3%
  4. Tenten

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  5. Tsunade

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    12.1%
  6. Anko

    62 vote(s)
    53.4%
  7. Shizune

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    1.7%
  8. Temari

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    0.9%
  9. Kiba's mom

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  10. Kurenai

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  1. Raikiri R.I.P. Kisame, keep pimpin

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    In honor of thanxgiving, i made this thread for obvious reasons. I am also only including the women in the poll, because Choji would obviously win if men were also considered.

    So here's the big question: which lady can eat the most meat in, say, fifteen minutes? And no, for once, I am not referring to Kisame's great white 'meat', if you know what I mean. :Kisame

    Anyway my thoughts, I'm not sure who'd win, but I think Sakura would probably lose, cuz she's the only one so far who's been quoted as to saying she diets.

    Maybe Ino would lose cuz she might be skinny due to eating like a supermodel, but it's not conclusive, she might be one of those freaks who have high metabolism and are always skinny even when they're stuffing their faces with turkey and uh stuffing, you know, basically, one of those girls that all the other girls hate cuz she can eat so much. hmmm, maybe that's another reason why sakura felt inferior to ino???

    Kurenai probably wont win either, she looks so pale and feeble, she looks like a pure vegan to me.

    ACtually, I think the winner would be Anko, judging from her comfortableness with stuffing her mouth full of high calorie candy.

    Tsunade might be in the running, because she looks kinda chubby (probably the clothing giving me optical illusions) and she might like to chow down.

    Hinata might also be in the running, because she's fat, but she also looks too scared to eat too much cuz then her old fashioned father might roast her for being unladylike or something.

    Kiba's mom and sister might be competitors too, just because they look like wild barbarians who eat raw venison meat. Especially Kiba's mom, who I first mistook for Kiba's dad.
     
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    Sakura & Ino??
    Those two are more concerned about who eat the lesser food than the other.

    Hinata?
    She's probably too shy to even ask for second helping or complain that she's still hungry.

    Tenten?
    She might as well eat her sticks and weapons instead of taking a proper meal.

    Tsunade?
    If this is a drinking competition, I might give it to her but not in eating competition.

    Shizune?
    If Tsunade doesn't eat, perhaps she will fast too.

    Temari?
    Her fan will blow away all the food in an instant.

    Kiba's mom?
    Sorry, all her food goes to the dog. That's why the dogs are so huge and she's not.

    Kurenai?
    Nope, she might just genjutsu herself into eating instead of really eating since she still wants Asuma.

    Anko?
    Yes, definetely her. Did u see how she eat all those I dont know what and poke all the sticks to the tree forming the konoha sign??

    Of course Anko takes this.
     
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    Isn't it obvious, Ino [size=+4]pig[/size] ;)
     
  4. Leen Peacemaker

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    Pig doesn't eat. Pig sleep. Pig is fat by nature.

    Snake lady like Anko eats. Snakes can swallow a whole human down while pig will suffocate from it.

    Snaky wins.
     
  5. Uchiha Chris Asian Lover <3

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    Ok, I laughed when I saw the votes. Before reading the first post I voted Anko :p
    I remember it still that she stuffed herself with food early in the series :)

    To comment, Tsunade isn't fat, just her boobs make her jacket wide out and she seems chubby, and yes, she would definetly win a drinking contest :amuse

    I also thought of Kiba's mom for the exact same reasons as eileenting88, she seems barbaric :p
     
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    I say Kiba's mom cuz she would go wild on that turkey or Henge into a giant dog.

    Choiji's mom prollyd be able to put down a lot too since shes most likely got meat on her (even if never shown)
     
  7. Raikiri R.I.P. Kisame, keep pimpin

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    i wouldn't take nicknames too seriously as evidence. after all, rock or gai calls himself the beautiful green beast, and they are obviously not good looking. also, kisame is called the Monster of the Mist, and frankly, he looks more like an angelic Adonis rather than a monster.

    however, sakura's nickname for Ino does lend circumstantial evidence to the theory that Ino does eat a lot, but doesn't gain weight because of her metabolism. I think she also once complained that choji ate all the meat at the BBQ, which means she wanted more meat for herself, which might mean she is quite a pig herself.

    Perhaps this is why Ino wears so many bandages around her thighs. She probably has cottage cheese thunder thighs , and she's trying to hide them from the world, using the bandages as some sort of pseudo corset?? This may be a secret among the women of the Yamanaka clan. :ninja

    Also yes, I should have added Choji's mom. But I try to limit the options to people we've seen, so we can have a rational discussion, instead of wild speculation about how Kabuto's mom was both the Grass Village jinchuuriki and the village's hot dog eating champion.
     
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    But post timeskip Ino does not have anymore bandages. Instead we can see her flat stomach and also she wears fishnet now, just like Anko and everyone else.
     
  9. Raikiri R.I.P. Kisame, keep pimpin

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    this means that ino has done one of the following:

    a) mastered genjutsu to the point where she can use it to conceal her tremendous thunder thighs from even a mastered sharingan like Sasuke's (assuming she's still trying to get into his pants posttimeskip)

    or

    b) she's always been skinny (whether it's due to high metabolism or her starving herself, it is up to debate)

    or

    c) she was the village's other jinchuuriki, and her bandages were actually used to seal a demon inside each of her thighs. however, during the timeskip, she felt sorry for the imprisoned demons and released them into the wild.
    Spoiler:
    this would explain why that huge Akatsuki statue already had two eyes lit up when they grabbed Gaara. i think i'm onto something here.
     
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    :rofl :rofl :rofl

    U are great indeed in cracking me up. Hey, one person vote for Tsunade. :omg
     
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    Or more likely Ino is bullemic.

    I see her as pigging out then throwing it up.
     
  12. Raikiri R.I.P. Kisame, keep pimpin

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    That is also another distinct possibility. If I'm not mistaken, after the bbq dinner where Shika just became chuunin, Shika and Choji were seen outside the ladies room which Ino had just come out of (puking into the toilet perhaps???). Or was it choji coming out of the men's room after jerking off to a Boys Gone Wild porn mag? I don't remember which restroom it was.

    You know, I respect Kishimoto for bringing all of these sensitive social issues into his manga. Bulemia and closet homosexuality are issues which people do not discuss often enough.

    Also yes Tsunade's clothes may make her look heavier, but she's been sitting at desks all day these days and she was drinking a lot back in the day. she may have developed a beer belly and secretary's butt. no wonder jiraiya looked so horrified when tsunade's genjutsu faded for a moment after the sannin fight.
     
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  14. Uchiha Chris Asian Lover &lt;3

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    Mind to go deeper into explaining? :p
     
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    Hinata the thighs and that ass shows it all.
     
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    Anko Ftw, somewhere in the competition the Curse Seal will kick in. :wink
     
  17. Raikiri R.I.P. Kisame, keep pimpin

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    i don't recall seeing hinata's thighs or ass in the manga, but she does seem heavyset, so yes, she is a contender. and IIRC, in the databook, her favorite food is a stick of butter with grape jelly. and IIRC in the scene where she serves tea to neji and hiashi, her own cup had egg nog. so yes, she might be packing a bit too much junk in the trunk.

    Also yes, I suppose if Anko is really motivated to win the eating contest, she would go to cursed seal lvl 1. Then again, if Tsunade also really really wants to win, she might eat so fast and so much, she is on the verging of eating herself to death... but wait, she busts out genesis rebirth and proudly announces that so long as she has that jutsu, she will never die during an eating contest. hmm, close call it could be.

    Also, if the eating contest was something exotic, like how many yak testicles one could eat in fifteen minutes, the winner would most likely be Tenten, because Chinese people are used to eating whack body parts all the time.

    I will refrain from making a crude joke about the eating contest possibly being another shade of exotic, like how much shark meat one could stuff into her mouth. :cool :Kisame
     
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    Kiba's mom and sister would be a possibility. But the real question is; which of them two would progress past the other? Kiba's mom for the win.

    I'm suprised no one has mentioned Temari's chances so far. Although surpassed by Hinata now, Temari was the most heavyset of the genins back in the day.

    Speaking of Hinata, doesn't she seem like the type who would drown her sorrows by eatinga tub Ben and Jerry's ice cream?

    But despite all, Anko would definietly win.
     
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    Hinata would win hands down. Look at all that junk in her trunk. I was gonna say Ino since she had a big mouth, but she's on a diet.
     
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    Sexy no Jutsu Naruto wins.
     
  21. Raikiri R.I.P. Kisame, keep pimpin

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    Was Temari heavy, I don't remember. This is why the databook was created, to determine once and for all whether Naruto characters are in the overweight percentile. IIRC, everyone in Naruto was underweight, though.

    Yes Hinata does seem like the type to wallow in ice cream when she's depressed. I guess it's safe to say that Hinata is most likely the leading challenger to Anko. Then again, Kiba's mom looks like the type who could wrestle down a bear and eat the whole carcass raw. We need to find out more about Kiba's mom, and possibly her partner too (come on, she has to be a dyke).
     
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    Anko

    Ps Kiba S Mom Partner? Wasnt She Her Daughter And Kiba S Sister?
     
  23. Raikiri R.I.P. Kisame, keep pimpin

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    yes i'm not referring to kiba's sister, i'm referring to the unseen Kiba's Mom's Partner, who is currently unknown, kinda like the unseen Sakura's/Rock's/Tenten's Parents.
     
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    I wasn't saying that Temari was heavy, just (was) the heaviest of the female genins. It's not a bad thing, since she is obviously older and more developed than the rest, but I think it definietly means she can shove down a bit more than the others.

    And I agree on the theory on Kiba's mother. We haven't seen the father, after all. Plus, I could totally imagine Kiba being one of those kids of gay couples.
     
  25. Gyroscope the flavin and the mavin

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    Hinata. It looks like shes been doing a lot of eating in 2.5 years.
     
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    If the world were about to end, Ino - she'd want to gorge herself.

    If not, Anko or Kiba's mom.
     
  27. Raikiri R.I.P. Kisame, keep pimpin

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    i wouldn't be shocked if one day, kiba's mom says "kiba, i think its time, let's go meet your father", and she leads the very excited kiba to..... the sperm bank.

    back on topic, tsunade is in 2nd place. she has shown to be prone to depression, so maybe people are thinking she drowns her sorrows with boxes of bon bons. yes, this is most likely.
     
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    Hinata for real, shes so big now its obvious she's a problomatic eater
     
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    I'm going with Anko on this one since she's the only one that I remember eating in the series besides Ten Ten, and she's a twig.
     
  30. SleepingDisaster I fight for what I believe in

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    as long as it was dango, then there's no problem for anko
     
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