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Facing Marrige: Shikamaru's Story

Discussion in 'Naruto Fanworks' started by Vance, Oct 9, 2006.

  1. Vance Banned

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    Hi.. I'm Shikamaru Nara. You all know how lazy and bored I am. Well, stupid me went and got married. To who? You ask. Temari. She is sexy, and she is a natural blonde, [at least that is what she told me] So, here is a guide on how to survive marriage.

    1. Never argue with your wife. Here is my experiance

    "Shikamaru honey! I need some money to spend. Me and Kin are going shopping!" my wife Temari hollars form upstaris. I'm reading the Konoha paper, and I am shocked to see the headline. It says that Sasuke and Oprah Winfrey fought each other to the death! "Shikamaru!!!!" Teamri screeches again. "What!!!" I yell. She walks in hin her blouse and lipstick. I admit, I am putty in her mouth, she is just so....... cute. "Honey, I need a little bit of money....." she says. I get annoyed. "Why?" I ask her showing that I don't care. She gives me her big puppy dog eyes, and says. "Pleeeassse." she says. I could never refuse her. "How much?" I say annoyed and bothered. Women, how troublsome. "A little bit, like, $30." she says excited. I flip out a twenty and a ten, and say bye. She gives me a big kiss goodbye, and leaves. Her red lipstick is still visible on my cheek. I smile, and go back to reading.

    2. Never.... ever get into a fight with a woman.

    "I hate you!!! I hate you soooo much!!!!" Temari howls in anger. She screams and yells at me because of one innocnet little thing. She asked me if she looked fat in her dress, and I said no. Nothinbg wrong there right? Well, she said I said in a sarcastic tone. Ya' know whut? Forget marriage, my advice, don't get married


    Sorry it's so short, got bored
     
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  2. Vance Banned

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    I'll finish it later.
     
  3. WarmasterCain55 Everything burns

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  4. InoSakuShine Sakura's Inner

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    Pretty interesting to read so far.
     
  5. narutofantacy101 very experienced newguy

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    yes really funny.:rotfl keep it up.
     
  6. HudanTatshi The Grass Dragon

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    AMEN to that women = troublesome im a shikamaru lazy bastard
     
  7. Vance Banned

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    I got bored with it, but I might continue it later.
     
  8. Vaeny A proper lad

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    nice one there :)
     
  9. Vance Banned

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    Really? I got seriously bored with it. Maybe when I get bored I write better. Hmm.
     
  10. Vaeny A proper lad

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    Naah i like ure other FF's better but this is still a good very good one :)
     
  11. Vance Banned

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    oh, thanks. I got bored cos I was deppressed. It was the last day before my mini school vacation ended :sad
     
  12. Vance Banned

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    People say I have too many ffs, that is why I should finish some, well, here is the ending.


    Shikamaru dies of brain cancer cos Temari is annyoing, she robs him and lives a good life.

    END.
     
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