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Family guy Lois vs. Marge Simpson

Discussion in 'Outskirts Battledome Archive' started by Bender, Nov 9, 2005.

Who kicks more ass?

Poll closed Nov 16, 2005.
  1. Lois

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  2. Marge

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  3. They both go to get drunk at the drunken clam

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  1. Bender

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    The battle of the wives!:smile-big Lois the kick ass house wife goes against Whiny wife Marge Simpson.I'm gonna have to give my vote to Lois however because she's gotta be be the strongest house wife ever.
     
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  2. Keyser S?ze

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    lois wins this one, she knocked out all those waitresses in that restaurant.
     
  3. Insipidipity

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    Marge was a friggin cop, gimme a break, she'd run lois' ass down.
     
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    I dont know. On one hand Lois knows how to fight, an example is that one episode where she even kicked Peter's ass and we know how good he is. However Marge got buff that one time and she was strong. She can kick some ass too im sure.
     
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    In say Lois as she seems to be reasonably strong and is a black belt. Marge is only really strong:

    a on steroids
    b with a gun
     
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    Lois with very little effort
     
  7. Marsala

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    Lois beat up three Kryptonians and threw them back into the Phantom Zone. That's a bit better than anything Marge has done.
     
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    Yea... Lois is pretty bad as when she's ready to be, she'd pwn marge
     
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    True, but Buff marge isn't really specified in the arguement, unless it's any era Marge, vs any era Lois (though there aren't really any other eras of Lois). Well I kinda give it to Lois on this one. Like you said, she handed Peter's ass to him and Peter's no slouch, nor is he a small twig. Buff marge is dangerous, but I don't know if she'd take on Lois well, plus Lois took that self defense course once that kinda gives her an edge equal to Buff marge, so Skinny Marge (Dainty and not really tough)turns into Buff marge, while Lois (tough), turns into Karate action Lois (also tough, but now she's tough^2 :laugh).

    I kinda give it to lois on this one.
     
  10. Miss CCV

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    Lois ftw. I think of her as being a bit more vivacious compared to Marge. :amuse
     
  11. Jef88

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    Louis kicked the crap out of kryptons :D
    and a hole bar full of drunkies etc
     
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    Lois,the episode where she took those taijutsu classes...awesome episode
     
  13. Gene

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    Lois since she has a black belt and because Family Guy > The Simpsons.
     
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    Tss, Simpsons > Family guy. Family guy is just a more 'extreme' version of Simpsons.
     
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    And that's what makes it greater, IMO.
     
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    Nothing ownz prime Simpsons..just like Prime Naruto
     
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    Lois > Marge in her prime
    Normal Marge > Lois
     
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    I love Family Guy, Lois has less of the annoying voice, and she has FIGHTING experience, so I choose her.
     
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    Lois would have to be tough to deal with such a stupid husband.
     
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    Well, Marge has done the police thing and the steriod thing, but Lois more consistantly kicks ass.

    And...
    That takes the cake XD

    Plus Lois is hotter.
     
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    Don't forget, Lois was the one who knocked Darth Sidius down. :laugh
     
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    Bah! speak for yourself, I can't take that nose it's so... ewww
     
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    Marge.

    Soley because her most powerful form is greater than that of Louis's most powerful form. Although, Shark Louise and Mr.Roger Louis would give muscle-bound-gun-touting Marge a run for her money.
     
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    XD

    Lois beat Zod and his cohorts (threee kryptonians)..... how is marge's greatest form greater?
     
  25. UltraSynaptic SeizureNinja

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    Zod and company where in a bar.

    10 bucks says that they where drunk at the time.
     
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    Woooo, Marge would get her ass killed. May I remind you the episodes that Lois fought on in Family Guy!
     
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    Taijitsu Lois vs. Steriod Marge....hmmmmmmm........
     
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    hmmmm.....marges hair ftw
     
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    katate Lois > steroid/cop Marge
    breast implant Marge > karate Lois
     
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