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Florida man has been charged with putting semen into the mug of his immediate boss on two occasion

Discussion in 'The NF Café' started by kluang, Aug 12, 2018.

  1. kluang The Cavalry's Here

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    Okay, that explains whatever craziness comes next
     
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    That's sexual assault.
     
  6. Lord Valgaav Atomic Sables!

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    Nothing to see here folks.
     
  7. Cardboard Tube Knight Well-Known Member

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    When I was in junior high this kid put his pubes in an envelope and stuck them on this girl's keyboard because he liked her. He wrote a little note saying something about how it was proof he was a real man.

    I just remembered that randomly because of this, but yeah I don't know where these sick fucks come from. Florida apparently, maybe he moved from there.
     
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  9. Lord Valgaav Atomic Sables!

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    There is no disgusting rating and I don't want to neg you for sharing a story, so I'll just say it.

    That's one of the grossest things I've ever heard of and I wish you would've kept it to yourself. :martin
     
  10. Cardboard Tube Knight Well-Known Member

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  11. Lord Valgaav Atomic Sables!

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    Nothing compares to what you've described here my friend.

    I'd rather watch 2 Girls 1 Cup than reread that story. :scust
     
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    Seriously? I mean it's fucked up and it's sexual harassment for sure. But it's not shit in a cup.
     
  13. Lord Valgaav Atomic Sables!

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  14. Cardboard Tube Knight Well-Known Member

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    It's not like he mailed it to her, he just grabbed an envelope from the teacher's desk and did it.

    It was probably premeditated as I don't know how one gets so many pubes off of themselves in a room full of people. :hmm
     
  15. Lord Valgaav Atomic Sables!

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    So...he just ripped them from his body?

    At least the shit girls got paid. This kid had life fucked up in a major way with his line of reasoning.
     
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    Florida Man too OP.

    Needs a nerf in the next patch.
     
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    Me as an man from Florida agrees. Gotta purge most of Florida.:wellshit
     
  19. Yami Munesanzun I am now having ALL teh segzy.

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  21. makeoutparadise I will have my revenge

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    Will his reign of terror ever stop?
    Who is bold enough to stop florida man
     
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