Orichimaru logged on to his Myspace after a long day of trying to get Sasuke?s body. ?Let?s see who else I can rape on this damned website?? Sakura also logs into her Myspace. She has 1 New Friend request. ?I bet it?s Sasuke!? she says. But instead, it is Orochimaru. ?You sick bastard, why would I want to be your friend?? she messaged him. ?Because I am going to have Sasuke?s body, bitch, that?s why. And once I have it, I?m going to let you do all sorts of nasty things with it, and it?ll be fun!? Orochimaru messaged back. ?That?s a good enough reason? Sakura said as she approved his friend request. Meanwhile? ?Pick a fucking card, any fucking card,? Itachi says to Sasuke. Sasuke picks a card. Itachi shuffles the deck. ?Remember the fucking card, okay, jackass? Remember.? Itachi said as Sasuke put the card back in the deck. Itachi shuffled it some more, then picked out a 5 of Clubs. ?Was this your motherfucking card?? ?Nope,? Sasuke says, blowing a giant bubble of bubblegum and popping it. Itachi picks another card. A 7 of Spades. ?Is this it? Is this your fucking card?? ?Nope.? ?Why are you so fucking weak, Sasuke? Huh? You can?t even do a magic trick right. Why are you so fucking weak?? ?Because I?m hungry?? Sasuke answered. ?And because I'm a ballet instructor! Want me to 'instruct' you?" Hell to the fucking no. I've got to go home and try to fry Kisame on the grill again. It almost worked last time." Meanwhile? Hayete walks down a street following Konohamaru. "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh? Hayete says. ?Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I said Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuckin? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.? ?Somebody save me!? Konohamaru yells. ?It?s a fucking Jonin zombie!? Hayete stops. ?You called me a zombie, you little midget faggot you! Just because I look dead doesn?t mean I am!? Konohamaru shrugged. ?Fooled me. Hey, why didn't you cough?" Hayete grins. 'No fussin with the 'Tussin. What do you mean, fooled you?" "Exactly what I said," Konohamaru said. Why were you saying Ahh, you sick bastard?" "It's called 'mental masturbation'. You should read up on it, and the Hokage won't catch you pulling your wanker so often." "Well, don't you have a girlfirend?" Konohamaru asked. "Let Kakashi give you AIDS and see if you get a girlfriend." "You sick fuck!" "And stop letting Ebisu stick his pinky up your narrow ass. That's Kakashi's job. Thosand years of Buttsecks, I think that's what he calls it.."