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Funniest/Stupidest/Most Pathetic Attacks in Anime

Discussion in 'Off the Air' started by darkknigh61189, Aug 1, 2005.

  1. darkknigh61189 Member

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    I was sitting there watching G Gundam when it suddenly came to me how absolutely funny the Shining Gundam's attack was. *DEATH POKE!!* So, I decided to open up a thread. Post here what you think are the top five stupidest/funniest/most pathetic anime attacks of all time.
     
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  2. Inuyashamish The White Ninja Haru

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    i think that konoha's secret jutsu, the 1 thousand years of pain is pretty funny. i also think that some of shippo's spinning tops are funny
     
  3. Nybarius Ennui Bores Me

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    While Kenshin was off fighting Shishio, a few Juppongatana went to take some heads over at the Oniwaban dojo. A bunch of Oniwaban decide to take Iwanbou, and each in turn throws some projectiles at him, meanwhile saying their name and "...shurkien" (IE, "Benji shuriken!!!")

    Needless to say, after five minutes of buildup all the missiles fall harmlessly to the ground.
     
  4. Jones ...and they served the beam.

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    hmm...funniest one i have seen is in a hentai (la blue girl i think) where a girl uses he pubes as very sharp needles.
     
  5. Nybarius Ennui Bores Me

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    That's not funny -- that's terrifying! (As were here legs; just why the hell were they so buff?)
     
  6. CABLE S'okay guys, I know blacks.

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    Ya the loser oniwaban group members really sucks. they used like tamborines the throw at Iwanbo. No wonder Aoshi didn't take them with him to Edo castle.
     
  7. Nybarius Ennui Bores Me

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    Hahah Hiko -- truth! He even tried to sneak away in the middle of the night so as not to hurt their feelings. He might as well have just given them a bee in a jar to guard. "While me, Beshimi, Hyottoko, Hannya and Shikijou are out incinerating cities & holding the fort down, you guys have a much more important mission: guard this bee with your LIVES!"
     
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    ^hmm... is that a Simpsons episode reference??

    Just curious.
     
  9. Nybarius Ennui Bores Me

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    A2L: Correcta-mundo. Good catch.

    "Baka Kenshin! We're in this dojo to guard the bee! No wonder Aoshi made me head bee-keeper!"
     
  10. Cthulhu-versailles The Luckiest Man in Agrabah

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    .. You all know not you the purest stupidity that existed actually you do but have forgot... DBZ MR SATAN.. megaton hyper bolic, rolling thunder dynamite, fury fist finishing ultimate stan ender punch.. something like that anyway I love when he uses it being all dramtic and c18 is like umm now and he nods and she flops.. omg I laughed and laughed when that was 1st out...

    lmfao and who could fogoten GOTENKS
     
  11. Zhongda Active Member

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    haha nice thread.
    and id choose the attacks naruto made when he faught that ame nin in som filler..
     
  12. Sawako

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    Orihime's fairies are kind of pathetic.
     
  13. Kucheeky Badkuya ->-

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    If youguys have played Budokai 2 with Hercule. Hercule gives the guy a "present" but its actually a bomb and explodes. Than Hercule gets the crap beaten out of him and than hits his head against his opnent and causes major damage.
     
  14. CABLE S'okay guys, I know blacks.

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    Hinata trying to fight is pretty funny/stupid/pathetic. sorry hinata fanboys.
     
  15. Kucheeky Badkuya ->-

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    Hinata could probably beat you up:amuse
     
  16. CABLE S'okay guys, I know blacks.

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    ya you wish. i knew id get some hinata fanboy worked up. ha.
     
  17. Nybarius Ennui Bores Me

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    I'd have her screaming "ni-saan!" faster than Ed McMahon wrestling a crippled pig. And I'd beat her in fighting, too.

    What was this topic about? Oh yeah. Well, I'd like to nominate the first release of Rukia soul-slayer (if that's what it was in the first chapter / ep of Bleach) for another raspberry award for distinguished service in the field of ineffectiveness. Even before the human host body drained her strength, she couldn't cut down a dime-a-dozen Hollow in one stroke; pathetic, considering the godlike abilities so commonly displayed a bit later in the series. Kenpachi's farts probably carry more force. (Hm, I smell a fanclub ;))
     
  18. Ha-ri Dai Gurren Brigade member

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    In Genshiken, where a character(Haraguchi I think) grabs a broom and goes crazy and starts attacking the photographers of the cosplayers. It pretty funny.
     
  19. batz Appropriately vague

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    Funniest: Naruto and Kakashi's secret taijutsu move - One thousand Years of Pain !
    and the way Naruto uses it on Gaara.

    Pathetic/Childish: When Orihime's fairies first came out. That was really an all -time low.
     
  20. frz1 Nami Swaaaaaaan!!!!

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    Ussops rubber band attack.
     
  21. Kucheeky Badkuya ->-

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    I am actually a Ten Ten x Hinata fanboy to be correct.
     
  22. CABLE S'okay guys, I know blacks.

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    Whatever they are post weaklings, moreso hinata then Ten Ten and Ten Ten makes up for it in her looks.
     
  23. darkknigh61189 Member

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    I'm reviving this thread because I can. Actually, truthfully, all of Usopp's attacks are useless. Pretty much everything Usopp did was useless, except for the weather staff, which was an accident.
     
  24. Masaki Mugiwara Kaizoku

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    **Spoilers**

    No, actually even his silly attacks, Usopp Wagomu and Usopp Noise, did some good. Usopp Wagomu allowed him to get away from Chu, and Usopp Noise helped them get past their enemies to Crocodile.

    He has defeated enemies with little balls of fire, and such. Plus, he has a great shot with the cannon. If he could just keep firing different pellets without thinking of consequences, he would be more useful.

    And the weather staff, forgot the name, wasn't an accident. Though he did make many useless attacks in it, he left it to Nami to know what to do, since a navigator has to know about weather. It's no coincidence that she was able to make mirages and lightning. He even said Tornado Tenpo was the ultimate attack, and it was what defeated Miss Doublefinger. He was also able to make this into a kind of weapon that Nami was used to, and it seemed to be the same size, too.

    Yeah, Usopp is the comic relief, but if he is really needed, he can come through.

    ...Not very often, though.
     
  25. spookembassy Disco Bandit

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    Any move from DBZ... they all look kind of silly ^_^ I hope I don't offend any fans... wee...

    OH OH OH and special tennis moves from Prince of Tennis! Because they do all these DBZ power-up kinda things and go FSHYAAA and defy all laws of physics.
     
  26. azn_sephiroth She's hot heh......

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    Wow i dont think i've seen anything stupider then thousand years of pain.
     
  27. Donkey Show Bukkage

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    Yeah... i.e. Tezuka Zone in one episode where the ball was clearly making a straight line to the left corner then with the TZ, the ball made a 90 degree right turn straight to Tezuka. WTF? XD
     
  28. darkknigh61189 Member

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    Masaki, though it is true that Usopp made the weather staff thing with full intentions for it to help Nami, I think he had originally designed it to be a party gag. I sincerely think that the usefullness of the staff all depended on Nami, who was able to come up with ways for it to do powerful things.
     
  29. Shadow Replication 1480 Resident Pro Wrestling Guru

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    Gotenks and those goofy ass ghosts of his...

    And, as far as PoT is concerned, Drive B is ridiculous as hell right along with the Tezuka Zone.

    Also, Injection Fairy Lily from the Yu-Gi-Oh movie stabbing Jounouchi in the ass with her big ass needle.
     
  30. Tsuuga Haunghted.

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    "Deadly Dad Sliding!" -Ichigo's dad.
     
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