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Funny/Embarrassing Arguments Thread Part 3

Discussion in 'Meta-Battledome' started by Nighty the Mighty, Jul 27, 2017.

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  1. Elric of Melniboné

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    ^ (use bro), I have been telling you it was a joke. I was just lamenting the fact I couldn't neg someone with pictures of gay porn anymore.

    NF isn't what it used to be.
     
  2. Blakk Jakk

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    Gūin, I'm just telling you

    Get help man :predator
     
  3. Elric of Melniboné

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    So, you're saying it's not normal to look for hardcore gay porn specifically for the purposes of negging someone with pictures of their favorite characters butt fucking each other?

    I thought this was America, Blakk Jakk.
     
  4. Blakk Jakk

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    It ain't America if there's no homophobia you buttlicker
     
  5. Elric of Melniboné

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    It's also not America unless there's prostitutes outside your local Crown Chicken, and crazy homeless people dressed up as Theodore Roosevelt.

    Then again, that might just be Brockton. Since I am pretty sure hearing gunfire outside your window every night isn't normal.
     
  6. Blakk Jakk

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    That shit ain't weird. Try Montana or any place in Bumfuck America. People there do the wackiest shit ever.
     
  7. Elric of Melniboné

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    Oh, thank goodness. I thought I was strange for a moment.
     
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    Nah Montana is pretty fucking weird. I remember getting pamphlets to join some conspiracy theory group or something. Those pamphlets were weird.
     
  9. The Runner

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    Try living in a place where Bums walk at the sidewalk wearing an ancient Egyptian-looking headdress and a diaper, slapping his ass as he walks by a Wendy's yelling out loud

    That was...

    That happened
     
  10. Blakk Jakk

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    Bah! That used to happen every Tuesday back home in Columbus. There were also bikers throwing bags of vomit at people's houses.

    For some reason.
     
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    But it wasn't Tuesday. That was the weird part
     
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  13. TTGL

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    >Twatpires
    >Doing fuck all to Dio
    The legendary battle begins! :LOS
     
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    I'm sure even Straizo would be too much for them.

    We just need a certain patriotic vampire to cleanse this menace for America! :murika
     
  15. Elric of Melniboné

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    Daily reminder that the mods at Spacebattles closed a Nathaniel Cade thread because it was spite against Twilight.

    This without even knowing who Nathaniel Cade was to begin with, and ignoring that the opening post was not in any way hostile.

    After all, Nightmare Cinema just wanted to see what answers people would give.
     
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    The Spergbattles mods just couldn't handle the power of America! :murika

    Cade told them all to go home and be family men!
     
  17. Elric of Melniboné

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    Nathaniel Cade has got the resolute desk in one hand, and Ulysses S. Grant's sabre in another.

    It would be a totally fair match up. Only the most fairest of matches I am telling you.
     
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    Link removed

    Seriously, this thing is so sexy I am saving it and adding it to my porn collection.
     
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    Gwyn

    We had this talk

    :predator
     
  20. Elric of Melniboné

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    Just look at it though. I am practically salivating here.

    It's a thing of beauty. I have never seen something so American.

    Spoiler:






     
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    You are right it's an all American sword.

    But I ain't touching it like that!
     
  22. Elric of Melniboné

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    I swear if I had two million dollars I would buy that, put it in a glass case next to my bed, strip naked, and sleep in the nude next to it every night.

    No touching involved. Just basking in its glory.
     
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    They even infracted me for that. Like the good little butthurt drones that they are.

    They're lucky I didn't make a Fodder Imp (Okami) vs. Twilight thread instead if I wanted to feel particularly sadistic.
     
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    Hmmmm, maybe Kuroko Koumori vs. Twilight would be a good idea.

    She'd be doing her government a service by using her skills as a serial killer to commit Twilight "vampire" genocide.
     
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  26. Elric of Melniboné

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    Speaking of that Murcielago has probably some of the most gratuitous lesbian sex I have ever seen in a manga.

    Show it to Kurou, and Skivala.
     
  27. Elric of Melniboné

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    In the latter case make sure to omit the lesbians.

    He might have flashbacks.
     
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    I remember way back when I still was a mere lurking of vs debate communities, I incidentally caught a thread match-up between Kenshiro and Twilight. They were arguing that this is an even match-up and that Kenshiro can't solo. :bookerskully
     
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    Alright.

    @Kurou : Read Murcielago, man.

    Dude, Ski might be so traumatized that the mere sight of two girls just standing next to each other might trigger him on a whim.
     
  30. Blakk Jakk

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    I should make an Anji vs Twilight match.

    It'll be a lot more fair.

    The fairest of fair matches.
     
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