This is the first Naruto short I have ever done, so I am open to constructive criticism. Also, please note that there is some mild profanity in this short, but it's all in good fun. If you are offended, I apologize. Naruto Short by......Nintai Director: Alright places everyone! Good God get off of him Sakon!!! Sakon: What? I thought this was a private party... Sasuke: Oh yeah, it's private. Tsunade: "looking really mad" I have much better things to do than sit here watching gay porn. Let's get this show rolling so I can go get crocked at the bar! Sakon: It already is rolling. Sakon: Sasuke has skin like buttermilk... Orochimaru: Sweet sweet buttermilk... Kabuto: Why am I the one who is always left out? My skin is like buttermilk too, see! Tsunade: That's it, I have had it with this crap!!! "!!Loud explosion!!" lumps all over Sakon, Kabuto, and Orochimaru's head. Director: Alrighty then, Now that that is settled... Later on that day... Inside Ichiraku Ramen... Naruto: Oooh! Oooooh! Yow! Wow, this is some really good ramen! Ayame: I am glad you like it, Naruto-kun! Kakashi: My treat, Naruto. I will be coming into uh uh some money soon you see and um- - - Naruto: Ok, what's going on? Ayame: And 3, 2, 1. Naruto: Falls face first in his bowl of Ramen. Kakashi: Alright, you get his feet and I will get his arms. Ayame: Why is this boy so heavy? Kakashi: Must be the kyuubi. Several Hours later... Out side of Akatsuki Leader's hideout... Ayame: "Giggles" We really got a lot of money for him! Kakashi: Sure but I think we could have got more if you would have kept your mouth shut... Ayame: Sorry, but he really did soil himself after he ate my "special" ramen. Kakashi: Your not going to go soft and rat us out, are you? Ayame: It depends, what are you going to give me to keep quiet? Kakashi: Alright you win, but only this once! 2 hours, 2 sheep skins, and 1 pack of cigarettes later... Still outside of Akatsuki Leader hideout... Akatsuki Leader: Well I better go outside and water my Azaleas. "Whistles while walking" Opens front door to the hideout and... Kakashi: This isn't what it looks like. Akatsuki Leader: Oh my God...I am just going to turn around and pretend like this never happened. Itachi: What's going on out here, where did Shark Boy and Lava Girl go? HOLY SHIT! Go Kakashi, finally getting some action that's not written on the pages of a book some old perverted guy wrote! Ayame: OK, three is a party but four is just sick! One of you have to go, preferably not Itachi. Kakashi: No, it's ok, I have paid my debt and I am out of here. Ayame: Yeah, lets go spend this blood money. Kakashi: I want to buy a new shuriken bed spread. What are you going to buy Ayame? Ayame: Some coke and a hooker. Itachi: Cool I am coming too. Akatsuki Leader: Awww, please? I want to come too? Kakashi: Like she said, 3 is a party and 4 is a crowd, and your not invited to this party. Kakashi/Itachi/Ayame: flying away with Feelings by Gemini playing in background. Akatsuki Leader: I guess it's ok I can just extract kyuubi from Naruto while I am waiting for everyone to get back...Oh crap! Itachi left me here with Kisame! The last time he left him alone with me I couldn't grow back my eyebrows or pubic hair for a month! 6:00 A.M. the next day... Back in Konoha... Lee: Your so great Gai-sensei! Gai: "Crying" I love you Lee! Lee: I love you too Gai-sensei! Gai: "Striking nice guy pose" I will do 300 laps around Konoha standing on my hands for Love!!! Lee: Your so cool Gai-Sensei! Gai: "Smiles with a ping" Gai/Lee: Walking off into sunrise upside down on hands.