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Funny Naruto Short "possible spoilers"

Discussion in 'Naruto Fanworks' started by Nintai, Oct 21, 2005.

  1. Nintai

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    This is the first Naruto short I have ever done, so I am open to constructive criticism. Also, please note that there is some mild profanity in this short, but it's all in good fun. If you are offended, I apologize.


    Naruto Short
    by......Nintai

    Director: Alright places everyone! Good God get off of him Sakon!!!
    Sakon: What? I thought this was a private party...
    Sasuke: Oh yeah, it's private.
    Tsunade: "looking really mad" I have much better things to do than sit here watching gay porn. Let's get this show rolling so I can go get crocked at the bar!
    Sakon: It already is rolling.
    Sakon: Sasuke has skin like buttermilk...
    Orochimaru: Sweet sweet buttermilk...
    Kabuto: Why am I the one who is always left out? My skin is like buttermilk too, see!
    Tsunade: That's it, I have had it with this crap!!! "!!Loud explosion!!" lumps all over Sakon, Kabuto, and Orochimaru's head.
    Director: Alrighty then, Now that that is settled...

    Later on that day...

    Inside Ichiraku Ramen...
    Naruto: Oooh! Oooooh! Yow! Wow, this is some really good ramen!
    Ayame: I am glad you like it, Naruto-kun!
    Kakashi: My treat, Naruto. I will be coming into uh uh some money soon you see and um- - -
    Naruto: Ok, what's going on?
    Ayame: And 3, 2, 1.
    Naruto: Falls face first in his bowl of Ramen.
    Kakashi: Alright, you get his feet and I will get his arms.
    Ayame: Why is this boy so heavy?
    Kakashi: Must be the kyuubi.

    Several Hours later...

    Out side of Akatsuki Leader's hideout...
    Ayame: "Giggles" We really got a lot of money for him!
    Kakashi: Sure but I think we could have got more if you would have kept your mouth shut...
    Ayame: Sorry, but he really did soil himself after he ate my "special" ramen.
    Kakashi: Your not going to go soft and rat us out, are you?
    Ayame: It depends, what are you going to give me to keep quiet?
    Kakashi: Alright you win, but only this once!

    2 hours, 2 sheep skins, and 1 pack of cigarettes later...

    Still outside of Akatsuki Leader hideout...
    Akatsuki Leader: Well I better go outside and water my Azaleas. "Whistles while walking" Opens front door to the hideout and...
    Kakashi: This isn't what it looks like.
    Akatsuki Leader: Oh my God...I am just going to turn around and pretend like this never happened.
    Itachi: What's going on out here, where did Shark Boy and Lava Girl go? HOLY SHIT! Go Kakashi, finally getting some action that's not written on the pages of a book some old perverted guy wrote!
    Ayame: OK, three is a party but four is just sick! One of you have to go, preferably not Itachi.
    Kakashi: No, it's ok, I have paid my debt and I am out of here.
    Ayame: Yeah, lets go spend this blood money.
    Kakashi: I want to buy a new shuriken bed spread. What are you going to buy Ayame?
    Ayame: Some coke and a hooker.
    Itachi: Cool I am coming too.
    Akatsuki Leader: Awww, please? I want to come too?
    Kakashi: Like she said, 3 is a party and 4 is a crowd, and your not invited to this party.
    Kakashi/Itachi/Ayame: flying away with Feelings by Gemini playing in background.
    Akatsuki Leader: I guess it's ok I can just extract kyuubi from Naruto while I am waiting for everyone to get back...Oh crap! Itachi left me here with Kisame! The last time he left him alone with me I couldn't grow back my eyebrows or pubic hair for a month!

    6:00 A.M. the next day...

    Back in Konoha...
    Lee: Your so great Gai-sensei!
    Gai: "Crying" I love you Lee!
    Lee: I love you too Gai-sensei!
    Gai: "Striking nice guy pose" I will do 300 laps around Konoha standing on my hands for Love!!!
    Lee: Your so cool Gai-Sensei!
    Gai: "Smiles with a ping"
    Gai/Lee: Walking off into sunrise upside down on hands.
     
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  2. Therahedwig

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    (Laughing out loud)How terrible...

    Well, that was the first random fic that made me laugh in ages.
    Good job, although I found some of the ideas a bit disturbing, but it's okey!
     
  3. Nintai

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    lol thanks! yeah I am a disturbed person.
     
  4. AK47living

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    hah this is funny...reps
     
  5. dark_nemesis_7

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    Wow, Sakon and Sasuke lovin'. My life is complete. That made my day.
     
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    ...who is ayame? and why is she so horny?
     
  8. Therahedwig

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    the ramen girl...

    didn't you see episode 101/the little naruto short?

    (it was episode 101 right?)
     
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