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Girl stays single in hopes of marrying Frieza,gets roasted by mom

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  1. Saishin Hajimemashite

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    A Japanese girl was so in love with Dragon Ball villain Frieza, that she told her mom that she could not marry any human, because her love for Frieza was real.

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    I devoted my first love to Lord Frieza, and I loved him so much that when I was 19, I told my mom, ‘I love Lord Frieza so much. I just don’t think I could ever love a human, so I won’t get married. I’m sorry.’

    My mom replied, completely seriously, ‘Do you think Lord Frieza, who has the power to destroy entire planets, would ever have feelings for a mere human girl like you?’”

    The mom's argument is quite genius. Lord Frieza would possibly be too busy trying to eradicate the Saiyans and maintain his position as Emperor of the Universe. He wouldn't have time for any human girls.

    And some Japanese netizens continued the argument, one wrote:

    Frieza is Emperor of the Universe, so he could probably have lots of wives, not just one. It’s possible that you could become one of them!

    But the girl refuted:

    Lord Frieza is not that insincere. Please be more considerate with your words.

    The girl hasn’t said whether she’s given up on her dream of marrying Lord Frieza, or whether she has accepted or is willing to accept a human husband instead.

    If she’s still serious about marrying Lord Frieza, however, she could do : spend thousands of dollars on an actual wedding ceremony to fake-marry him.

     
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  2. Lord Valgaav Atomic Sables!

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  3. Vandal Savage The Magician Supporting Staff

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    At this point I'm more impressed that the mom knew what Frieza's character is all about. The Daughter is delusional and obviously doesn't care about Frieza being a mass murderer either. If she ends up having a wedding ceremony like other otaku do with their waifus I want to see the pictures and how far she takes it.
     
  4. GRIMMM Master of Fright

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    :confusedjr
     
  5. Mider T Oh Christmas T!

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    But...Frieza has no gentalia

    Can't argue with that logic.
     
  6. Millón Vasto Toyble has forsaken us!

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  7. GRIMMM Master of Fright

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  8. Prince Vegeta I cast aside nothing

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    Ho ho ho
     
  9. Wrecked Baloney Ho ho ho!

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    Human love sucks, can't blame people for choosing fictional characters.
     
  10. Blade DAN DAN

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  11. mr_shadow Minister of State Security Moderator

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    Land of the Setting Sun. :facepalm
     
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  12. Pocalypse Well-Known Member

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    @Shiba D. Inu

    So this is like Flutter holding out his virginity for Kefla.
     
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  13. Shiba D. Inu ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮

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    has she seen what happens to Freeza in the Broly movie ? :catstalk
     
  14. GRIMMM Master of Fright

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    Let us never forget these gems.



     
  15. Kafuka Fuura 仮面の告白

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    People professing 'love' for fictional characters and refusing marriage for said fictional characters is nothing new.

    Christians, Jews and Muslims have a religion for it.
     
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  16. Kafuka Fuura 仮面の告白

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    You sincerely wish.
     
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    I don't understand What does she see in Freiza? I havent watched DBZ but isnt he a 2 dimensional villan who'se just evil for the sake of being evil? And dosent he sound like an old woman? Does he even have reproductive organs? What does she find appealing exactly? :confused::confused:
    Why does human love suck? :):)
     
  18. CrownedEagle Knight of Erza

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    Did you visit Japan yet?
     
  20. Grimmjow Is that so'

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    I made a pilgrimage to Akihabara and made a offering to Kishi.
     
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  22. wibisana still newbie

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    Hope mom changed her mind and she can find happiness
     
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  24. Takano-san Doroshī no yūjin

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    So, I wonder if she thinks she can handle a deep dicking from Gold Frieza. :scoobyhuh
     
  25. Wrecked Baloney Ho ho ho!

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    Because our biological urges to reproduce have fused with our emotions.

    I personally love this one:
     
  26. Mali ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็

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    Frieza is non-binary.
     
  27. Canute87 Nuke Imminent

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    Because males and females don't love the same way.
     
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    > "would ever have feelings for a mere human girl like you?"

    Honestly even the mum would cuck her husband for Black-sama.
     
  30. Millón Vasto Toyble has forsaken us!

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    Every porn ever

    (Ok i will go now:wellshit)
     
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