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GOD vs Maestro Hulk + War Hulk

Discussion in 'Outskirts Battledome Archive' started by hjkou, Jul 25, 2005.

GOD vs Maestro Hulk + War Hulk

  1. GOD

    24 vote(s)
    26.4%
  2. GOD

    6 vote(s)
    6.6%
  3. GOD

    2 vote(s)
    2.2%
  4. GOD

    3 vote(s)
    3.3%
  5. GOD

    3 vote(s)
    3.3%
  6. GOD

    3 vote(s)
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  7. GOD

    2 vote(s)
    2.2%
  8. GOD

    5 vote(s)
    5.5%
  9. Maestro Hulk + War Hulk

    24 vote(s)
    26.4%
  10. Note: All the GOD options will be added up in the end.

    19 vote(s)
    20.9%
  1. hjkou Well-Known Member

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    SORRY

    i just wanted to see hulk lose in a thread, it will make me happy, thx
     
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  2. Blitzomaru ThumbMaster

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    I know who can beat the hulk in a fight, and I'm about to make a thread about it. And no one can refute it either! but yeah, G-man pwns.
     
  3. Sabaku no Ira Mortius of Phyrexia

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    God.

    Actually, anything higher or as high level as the Cosmics will definitely defeat any Hulk.
     
  4. Gooba Join us

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    I voted note.

    But yea, any cosmic wins, and against non-Maestro Hulk SS/Galactus wins too.
     
  5. Gunshin Chocoball Mukai!!111

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    This isn't related, but it might make you feel better....


    *tracker device implanted*
     
  6. Nybarius Ennui Bores Me

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    This is the Outskirts Battledome, therefore Maestro Hulk IS god, and so this poll is invalid.
     
  7. Gooba Join us

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    Heh. I love how manga to comic confuses me. I was like, "Why is Bruce looking at him after he got killed???"
     
  8. Neon Lost Angel

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    Hulk is either tied or winning right now
    Depends on if you count NOTE as a GOD option to be added with the rest

    Either way, you might not get your wish of hulk losing a thread:amuse
     
  9. Cthulhu-versailles The Luckiest Man in Agrabah

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    which God.. If you mean God God for people who don't believe in God then the battle never happens so hulk wins...!!!

    ............... what powers does God have...... Neg rep me if you think this post was annoying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  10. Jink Kid :thumbs

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    first wats a maestro and a war hulk? and whats this talk abotu cosmics? :huh
     
  11. lekki Specialist

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    I voted God but God seems to be losing, lol
     
  12. G. Hawke The one who left

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    I'll go with God then.
     
  13. Sabaku no Ira Mortius of Phyrexia

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    And for people who don't believe that Hulk exists (which I doubt that even the most hardcore, sane fans do), the battle never happens so God wins. Or for people who don't believe either to exist there won't be a winner. :notrust
     
  14. Nybarius Ennui Bores Me

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    Everybody's always talking about the "Wrath of god," but when it comes right down to it, the wrath of god is rather impotent before the gamma-infused wrath of the Hulk. Just look at it: what has God done? Let's say you believe in Yahweh or one of its subsidiaries.

    Bringing the dead back to life? Yawn! Happens in comics all the time. I'd like to see Lazarus survive a gamma bomb, though!

    Flooding the Earth and drowning most of its inhabitants, while miraculously sparing golden-boy Noah's hand-crafted wooden arc? Bah: the Hulk could easily set off an extinction level event if he got ticked off at a polar ice-cap or something.

    Turning water into wine? Please. The Hulk's hand-strength is suitable to draw blood from a stone.

    Face it, the big kahuna is reaching like Mr. Fantastic here, and he's about to get smacked like Kurt Cobain.
     
  15. ValentineTheory Ex-Boxer turned Coach

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    .................:( You've gotta be kidding. God Wins no matter what, Even if you don't believe in God, What about the Hulk? We KNOW the Hulk is fake. Sorry, but by my standards, the Hulk doesn't exist so God Wins.


    WHAT!!??, Some flood, and a boat, big whoop?! He KILLED EVERYONE ON THE EARTH except for Noah's family. Draw blood from a stone......pff, how about turn the entire Nile river into blood. Don't even get me started on philosophical arguments...


    Just, nevermind. *sighs*.................gonna go eat some cookies.:p
     
  16. Nybarius Ennui Bores Me

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    What? Blasphemy! How could you possibly KNOW the Hulk is fake? Prove it!
     
  17. Sabaku no Ira Mortius of Phyrexia

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    Hum... let's see. What about creating an entire universe with just a thought? Or actually setting up the rule/laws of physics? How about being completely IMMORTAL, with absolutely no means to kill or destroy, since he has no beginning or an end? OR the fact that God can go "You don't exist" and boom, you're gone?

    Hum... the fact that he has broken basically all the rule of physics known to man and the fact that he still hasn't destroyed an entire universe yet?
     
  18. Nybarius Ennui Bores Me

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    God set up the laws of physics; the Hulk routinely breaks them. If he can't even maintain rules and order in his house (you know, like "in my house we follow the second law of thermodynamics!"), what's he gonna do in a brawl? I'll tell you what: he's gonna get knuckled down then roughed up, that's what.
     
  19. Sabaku no Ira Mortius of Phyrexia

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    Unfortunately that wasn't the only thing God can do: He can think Hulk out of existence.
     
  20. ValentineTheory Ex-Boxer turned Coach

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    Yah, what Sabaku said^^^^^

    *munches cookies*


    Sorry but, Richard simmons Would kill the hulk.......but that's cuz he's got the white man's afro of DOOOMMM!!!:amazed
     
  21. lekki Specialist

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    So God did the next best thing and fucked with his wife so Hulk is once again pwned by God.
     
  22. Nybarius Ennui Bores Me

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    If he can't get the Hulk to obey the laws of physics, then why should he be able to think the Hulk out of existence? The very notion is paradoxical. Whatever Yahweh the mud god conceives of is made flesh; so, if Yahweh is thinking of someone, then they will continue to exist--the only hope Yahweh has of blinking the Hulk out of existence is to forget about him: which is easier said than done! It's pretty damn hard not to think about a green machine gunning for you, riding the mother of all gamma-fueled roid rages.
     
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  23. GSurge Brilliant Punk

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    Yeah, but that's just silly.

    A scientist turning into a large green monster that is neigh-invulernable is quite common and logical, though.
     
  24. Sabaku no Ira Mortius of Phyrexia

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    I don't see what the two has to do with each other.
     
  25. GSurge Brilliant Punk

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    The laws of physics are God's power manifested.

    If the Hulk can supercede that power, then why should God be able to blink him out of existence? The Hulk is more powerful than his power.
     
  26. lekki Specialist

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    God can do anything even become a better Hulk, so God pwns the Hulk
     
  27. Nybarius Ennui Bores Me

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    Well, let's take it as a given that God created the heavens and the Earth and on the seventh day he rested and it was good and all that jazz. After establishing his nice, cozy rules, and dealing with that burdensome, corruptile beast known as man, he is confronted with a creature quite outside his ken: a jade monster so wrapped up in irreconcilables that he doesn't even follow the laws of physics!

    It's like God is the warden, and the Hulk is the toughest prisoner in the jail. The warden gets to lock up at night, and makes a big show of running the joint. However, when it comes right down to it, we all know who's really in charge. LARGE, and in charge. Hell yeah.

    Thanks to GMan who said it more succinctly.
     
  28. Sabaku no Ira Mortius of Phyrexia

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    No, it isn't. Nature is God's creation but only a part of his creation. God can go against the rules of Physics whenever he likes. You saying that Laws of Physics apply to heaven and hell as well?
    :laugh

    According to the Old Testaments, God is supposingly Almighty, which means he can do anything you can possibly imagine. Yes, even creating a rock which he cannot lift, since before such a rock exist God is still all powerful.
     
  29. GSurge Brilliant Punk

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    Physics is a set of rules created by God to govern his... living creatures or whatever. The Hulk is powerful enough to go beyond these rules. He does not adhere to the rules. You would think that if he can ignore his rules that he can ignore them all, no? Including God's ability to simply remove him from existence.
     
  30. Nybarius Ennui Bores Me

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    Why would God set up laws just so that he may break them? That's awfully rude. You'd think that if his rules were so perfect he could at least abide by them himself.
     
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