My name is jake, I am 39 years young and I am a TV salesman. I live in a cupboard that can be moved from place to place, there is a hole in the front of it so I can watch the children playing in the park. I like the park because it has red trees and a big balloon man lives there who gives me kisses, he is called Morgan. For my birthday I want a superman cape and a dragon blaster skelatore figuure. Morgan says that I can play games with him in his caravan on sunday, I am going to dress up like a scary doggy with lipstick on, and after that I am going to go and play with the children in the park.