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Hilarious Naruto Short Stories

Discussion in 'Naruto Fanworks' started by mike952, Oct 28, 2006.

  1. mike952 It's the Uchihas Turn To Shine

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    Sasuke's Battle vs. Rock Lee​

    One day Sasuke was stroling around the village hidden in the leaves when all of a sudden Rock Lee popped out of nowhere!
    Lee: Sasuke I challenge you to a dual!
    Sasuke: Allright you don't know what your up against.
    So the two both went to Sasukes house and played Naruto Clash of Ninja 2. Rock Lee chose Rock Lee and Sasuke chose Sasuke. Rock Lee opened the 6 gates and killed himself.
    Lee: Sasuke I want to fight you.
    Sasuke: Whatever...
    Lee: Meet me at the gate in 1 hour.
    Sasuke: Ok.
    Rock Lee went immediately there but Sasuke knew Lee's weakness. "Stage Fright", so Sasuke went and told the whole village about the fight. 1 hour past and the whole village was at the gate.
    Sasuke: You ready?
    Lee: Um... No wait a sec.
    Sasuke: Ok.
    Sakura: Think he'll come back?
    Sasuke: Nah.
    Lee: Mom Sasuke challeged me to a dual and brought the whole village.
    Lee's Mom: Rock Lee you know you challenged him and for lieing to your mother your grounded.
    Lee: But Guy Sensei said I must meet him at dancing class tomorrow.
    Lee's Mom: I don't care your not going and that's final.
    Lee: Ok mother.

    The Next Day​

    Sasuke: Sakura, Naruto I heard Lee say he had dancing class today.
    Sakura: Hahahahaha what a loser.
    Naruto: Oh my gosh DANCING CLASS HAHAHAHAHA!
    Sasuke: I know it's sad. Hey Lee!!
    Lee: What?!
    Sasuke: Good luck at dancing class. HAHAHAHAHA!!!
    Lee: Mom can I go beat up Sasuke?
    Lee's Mom: No your grounded.

    The End
     
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  2. InoSakuShine Sakura's Inner

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    I am easily amused. :) Do another one.
     
  3. mike952 It's the Uchihas Turn To Shine

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    Orochimaru Smart or Stupid

    Orochimaru's Childhood​

    Orochimaru: Mom can I have a cookie?
    Orochimaru's Mom: No.
    Orochimaru: Mom can I have half a cookie?
    Orochimaru's Mom: No.
    Orochimaru: Mom I don't love you anymore.
    Orochimaru's Mom: Whatever...
    Orochimaru went upstairs to get a kunai bring his mother to death. When he went downstairs he saw presents, about 4 or 5.
    Orochimaru: Mom I love you again.
    Orochimaru's Mom: Like you ever didn't...

    Orochimaru's Adulthood​

    Orochimaru: Once I get rid of that pesky Sasuke I the hidden leaf village will be mine. I'll need a few friends to help though. I need to find some friends!
    Kakashi: Stupid you don't have any friends.
    Jiraya: Friends did you ever have friends.
    Kakashi: Hey want to come over for some beer?
    Jiraya: Sure if Naruto does his jutso for me again.
    Orochimaru: Fine.
    Kakashi: I almost forgot Village football is on. It's sand vs. leaf today.
    Jiraya: We better hurry!
    Kakashi: Don't worry I'll summon some slow donkeys to get us their quick.
    Orochimaru: No let me summon some giant slugs to get us their quick.
    Kakashi: Ok...
    Orochimaru: First let me get my ballet dress on.
    Kakashi: BALLET DRESS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
    Jiraya: Oh man I can't wait to see this!
    Orochimaru: How do I look?
    Kakashi: Stupid.
    Jiraya: Like an idiot. You could probably take over the hidden leaf wearing that by making everyone die of laughter!
    Orochimaru: Sounds great!

    The End
     
  4. mike952 It's the Uchihas Turn To Shine

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    Hinata Hyuga

    Byakugon​

    You know they say the Hyuga clan is known for the Byakugon that Neji and Hinata posess. Neji is skilled with this ability. Why isn't Hinata? There are various reasons.

    My Story About Hinata​

    Hinata: Neji can you teach me how to use the Byaugon?
    Neji: No.
    Hinata: Father teach me the Byakugon.
    Hinata's Father: No. Why don't you ask Neji?
    Hinata: I did but he said no.
    Hinata ran into the forest. While she was in the middle of the forest she heard a voice.
    Strange Voice: Hinata don't leave the village. You have someone you love there so you should never leave.
    Hinata: Who are you?
    Strange Voice: Don't worry about that. All I know it that Naruto is in trouble. And not because he's grounded.
    Hinata: He couldn't possibly be grounded he has no parents.
    Strange Voice: Then run to him.
    Hinata ran back to the village to find Naruto and Neji fighting.
    Hinata: Naruto you don't know what you up against.
    Naruto: Yes I do so don't but in!
    Hinata: Naruto if you don't make it out I want you to know this.
    Naruto: What? What?! What?!?!
    Hinata: I....I....love.....you.
    Sakura: Well ain't that amazing. Some actually likes Naruto.
    Sasuke: I thought it wasn't possible.
    Neji: Alright Naruto it's time to end this. Eight trigrams 2 palms, 4 palms, 8 palms, 16 palms! What?! I missed completely. But...How?
    Hinata: Because saved him!
    Naruto: Um... Hinata.
    Naruto's Thoughts: Nah better not tell her it's open.
    Hinata: Yes naruto?!
    Naruto: Never mind.

    The End
     
  5. mike952 It's the Uchihas Turn To Shine

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    The Breakup (a completely will never happen story)

    How It Happened​

    Naruto: Sakura please come with me on a date.
    Saskura: NO! Loser.
    Sasuke: What's up?
    Sakura: What's up?! What's up?!?! I'll tell you what's up! Naruto asked me out.
    Sasuke: What?! No chance Naruto.
    Naruto: Oh yeah?!
    Sasuke: Yep.
    Naruto: You done for Sasuke!
    Naruto knocked out Sasuke using the Nine Tailed Foxes chakura. Then Sasuke went out to find Orochimaru for power.
    Naruto: I beat up Sasuke! Will you go on a date with me now?
    Saskura: Whatever...

    The Date​

    Naruto: Meet me at Ichiaku at 6
    Sakura: Ok.
    Naruto and Sakura both went to Ichiaku and met there.
    Sakura: Naruto! Your late!
    Naruto: Sorry...
    Ino: Hey Sakura!
    Sakura: Hi Ino.
    Ino: You not dating him, are you?
    Sakura: Actually yes I am.
    Ino: Why?
    Naruto: Why? I'll tell you why. I beat up Sasuke!
    Ino: What?! You...you...IDIOT! What did you do to him?!
    Naruto: Just threw to the floor and kicked him. You should try it.
    Ino: What?!
    Sakura: Leave him alone. I'm not his girlfriend either.
    Naruto: What?
    Sakura: Just leave us.
    Inner Sakura: CHIA she's gone!
    Sakura: Now let's get back to our date.
    Naruto: Ok!
    Naruto bought the two some ramen. Sakura tried to beat up Naruto a few times because of the Sasuke incident of she couldn't.
    Naruto: Thanks for coming.
    Cook: That will be $50:78
    Naruto: Can I borrow some money?
    Sakura: No!

    The Breakup​
    Sakura: Are you kidding you bring me here and don't even treat me to it you make me pay?! Just one word Naruto! LOSER!
    Naruto: NO!!!

    The End
     
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  6. HarunoClan Banned

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    that was funny, ecpessialy the Orochimaru one.
     
  7. mike952 It's the Uchihas Turn To Shine

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    Naruto SMART or Stupid.

    Smart​

    Naruto: I know pi to 1000 places.
    Sasuke: Proove it.
    Naruto: Pi equals 3.1415939548409458035836...
    Sasuke's Thoughts: I'll leave him now.
    Naruto closed his eyes while saying pi and Sasuke slipped away.
    Naruto: 03498204985348... Hey Sasuke where'd you go?!

    Stupid​

    Naruto: So you're saying if I throw this kunai at you... you'll die?
    Jirayia: Yep.
    Naruto: Sweet!
    Naruto threw the kunia at Jirayia and killed him.
    Naruto: Well that's one more Sanin down.
    Hokage: What did you do Naruto?!
    Naruto: I don't know...
     
  8. Deidara2006 Artistic Ninja

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    i enjoy the simple parts of life the most, and these short story are amusing ecpessialy the Orochimaru one
     
  9. DarkFire immune to modfuck

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    lol freakin hilarous!
     
  10. mike952 It's the Uchihas Turn To Shine

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    Itachi vs. Sasuke

    The Meet​

    Sasuke just got away form Orochimaru and set of for Itachi's house. When he got there he found Naruto, Sakura, and Kakashi laying on the ground.
    Sasuke: What did you do Itachi?!
    Itachi: Just tickled them to death.
    Sasuke: Oh yeah?! Well I'm gonna beat you for that!
    Itachi: Wow I never got beat up for tickling someone before...
    Sasuke: Uchiha sacred technique! Tickle monster torture jutsu!
    Sasuke used his jutsu on Itachi and that's when Itachi did something really bad.
    Itachi: Ok Sasuke you're gonna pay for that! Uchiha sacred technique! Very stinky bad breath jutsu.
    Then Itachi burped. Sasuke fell to the ground. His nose fell off.
    Itachi: Well that takes care of that. Better make sure he's dead. Uchiha sacred technique! GIANT FART JUTSU!!!
    That was when Itachi got his own nose taken off and died.

    List of Dead or Dieing People in Story​
    Sasuke Uchiha
    Naruto Uzumaki
    Sakura Haruno
    Kakashi Hakate
    Itachi Uchiha
    Jirayia-Sama (he was watching Sakura while she was dead so when everyone left he could take her.)
     
  11. Chinatown Jigglypuff Master of Random

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    These *really* amuse me for some reason. Keep up the good work :p
     
  12. Evi I like stuff

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    Those are awesome storys!
     
  13. Marguerite Perrin Banned

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    Those are good, try to make more :tem
     
  14. mike952 It's the Uchihas Turn To Shine

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    man alot like the orochimaru one
     
  15. mike952 It's the Uchihas Turn To Shine

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    The Pwnage of Gaara

    :pwned

    Now I'm Sorry if your a Gaara Fan! (this is kinda embarrasing)

    How He got Pwned​
    Kakashi took over the chunin exam because the guy that coughs alot died.
    Kakashi: We will now have the second round. Gaara vs. Sasuke
    Sasuke: Oh God... Gaara's gonna kill me!
    Sakura: Sasuke you can do it!
    Naruto: *whispering* Gonna be a short fight...
    Gaara: This is it! I'll become a chunin!
    Kakashi: Alright lets get a move on! Begin!
    Sasuke did the hand sign's for a fire ball justu. :sasufire Fire Style! Fireball Jutsu!
    Gaara: Oh crud. Sand Clone Jutsu!
    Sasuke quickly did a lighting blade while the fire blocked the view.
    Sasuke: Lightning Blade.
    Gaara: Uh oh...
    Sasuke ran at Gaara with the lighting in his hand. Gaara tried to make another sand clone but failed because of a lack of chakara. Sasuke missed the lighting blade because of the smoke.
    Sasuke: I missed...
    Naruto: Wow this has been pretty long.
    Sakura: I can't belive he's actually hanging in there!
    Gaara: *hand signs* Sand Tomb Jutsu:
    Sasuke: Better make this quick... *hand signs* Uchiha Sacred Technique! GIANT FART JUTSU!!!
    Gaara: Oh my God my nose hurts! Shoot it fell off.
    Gaara fell to the ground dead.
    Kakashi: I guess your the only new chunin. They're all dead. HAHAHAHA!:kthumb
     
  16. mike952 It's the Uchihas Turn To Shine

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    Sharingan (funny news on people with sharingan)

    Itachi​
    Last Seen: Fighting Sasuke
    How he died: Sasuke's Giant Fart Jutsu
    His last words: Oh my God My nose fell off!
    Location of death: Jirayia's hut
    His main goal: Find a purpose in life. If he couldn't find one his last word wouldn't be a word it would be "*Giant Burp*":Itachi
    Sasuke​
    Last Seen: Fighting Itachi
    How he died: Nose fell off
    His last words: Itachi you're goin' down
    Location of death: Jirayia's hut
    His main goal: Kill Itachi and then take his clothes off:burnkk
    Kakashi​
    Last Seen: Having sex with his girlfriend
    How he died: Goth lost under the blanket and sufficated
    His last words: I love you
    Location of death: His house
    His main goal: Get married:kkchidori
     
  17. mike952 It's the Uchihas Turn To Shine

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    Sorry

    Sorry i havent been on ill make more stories soon :)
     
  18. Sho Minamimoto The world is garbage!

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    hahahaha-cough-hahahaha! *ribs hurt* ouch. *thumbs up* nice job man! I give you a nine out of ten for such a thing! Keep up the good work ya?
     
  19. Sakurastar2003 ^ is lurking...

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    Wow...along with everyone else, I find these suprisingly amusing! And usually nothing amuses me when it comes to Naruto fanfics...
     
  20. mike952 It's the Uchihas Turn To Shine

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    Haven't been on...

    SORRY for the wait i havent been on lately but i will make more stories ASAP!:kaiten :kaiten
     
  21. mike952 It's the Uchihas Turn To Shine

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    End of the world!

    Naruto: WHAT?!
    5th Hokage: Yes Itachi has learned to destroy the world in one jutsu.
    Naruto: This is crazy!
    5th Hokage: I know
    Naruto: Well I better get going!
    Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura go to akatsuki to do away with Itachi. Akatsuki were having a celebration for the jutsu of the end of the world. This jutsu was called "End of World Justsu" (pretty obvious)... The celebration was called "Special Akasuki Celebration". All you had to do was make out with every Akatsuki member and then they would make their move.
    :Itachi Itachi: Hm... Let's see who I didn't get yet...
    Sasuke: Hey Itachi you better stop with the celebration!
    Itachi: Attack!
    Naruto and Sasuke went after Itachi leaving Sakura with all the guys.
    Sakura: What's the matter can't beat up a girl?
    After a few minutes Sakura had beaten up all the men and women in Akatsuki and went to find the others.
    Naruto: Where'd he go?
    Sakura: I'm done!
    Sasuke: Oh my god! You're done?!
    Sakura: Yep!
    Saskue: Well Itachi done too!
    Naruto: Whaaaa?
    Sasuke: Yep! Remember when I went ahead?
    Naruto: Oh...
    The trio went back the the 5th and she congradulated them.
    5th Hokage: Good job it's time to make out!
    Trio: No thanks!
    :narsengan :sasuseal :shannaro
     
  22. Vaeny A proper lad

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    Lol that was funny XD
     
  23. Sho Minamimoto The world is garbage!

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    not as funny as the other ones...but I'll give you credit for it.

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