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I KNOW WHY HIDAN CAN'T DIE!!!!!

Discussion in 'Naruto Theories' started by earthshine, Oct 16, 2006.

  1. earthshine Banned

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    It is simple:


    he has mastered plot-no-jutsu.


    like deadpool( who conicidently also can't die), he has figured out he is in a comic, and as such knows that no important character can die without their past and full power being revelaed.


    see, ounce you know you are in a comic, it is like breaking out of the matrix: you find yourslef able to do things that would seem impossible, but really the only thing holding you back form them is your own mind.




    I think that in the near future, hidan is going to start doing the intro and recapp past chapters.
     
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  4. Castitas Lilium Official Moe!Loli of NF

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    Creeeeeeeeeeeepy.

    So he's stopping himself from having stupid flashbacks now?

    Does this mean he is more powerful than 9tail!Kyuubi Naruto?

    More powerful than AL?

    Does this mean Kishimoto is the God of his religion?
     
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    If Hidan has mastered plot-no-jutsu.....what's AL power :omg?
    AL>Kishi?
     
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    hehe....very interesting theory.
     
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    well...if its like the matrix...then hidan is neo...and AL is morpheus...he just showed n..i mean hidan that he has the powa
     
  8. tanukibeast bijuuslayer

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    no, hidan would be the guy that neo is the final guy neo fought (forgot his name:p)
     
  9. rorykage Too Cool for Ninja School

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    haha, it's all so clear now.
     
  10. Kisame- Member

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    Why the hell isn't Itachi dead then??? I'm tired of seeing him killing his clan over and over again, and reminding Sasuke he lacks hatred. Oh well, he has to die some time...smile-big
     
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    Troy McClure style, wearing a white turtle neck and jeans:

    Hello, my name is Hidan!

    You probably remember me from chapters 320-327: the Chapters that have ruined NAruto, or a few chapters earlier in "Yes, I partnered a religious freak: a true story". Today's feature presentation introduces (once agian) the magic of plot-no-jutsu, once again playing a big part in our fight against the Konoha ninjas, as they once again try to figure out how to kill me. Now, as the pages turn and you stand, awed at my awesomness, watch as they utterly fail at... well pretty much at everything. Oh, yeah, and that stretching-arms guy is there again, too...

    I hope you enjoy the show!
     
  12. naruhina26 Shino-tsu-hiko x Shino-to-be

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    its smith.
    but the whole smith thing - the many many clones of him - surely would be naruto (kage bushins if you didnt understand that)

    so the whole manga of Naruto is actually from the perspective of the 'bad guy' naruto, and the 'neo' character (hidan) has only just been introduced.
     
  14. Flunitrazepam Custom User Title

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    I know what humour is.

    To bad this whole plot no jutsu-gag has been done so many times, it's starting to get too fucking boring. Even too boring to actually be fun, in a pathetic way. It's just boring.
     
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