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If you were in Narutoverse. How would you pleased Sasuke?

Discussion in 'House of Uzumaki Archives' started by Kaminokaze Rome, Jun 7, 2007.

  1. Kaminokaze Rome God of Shoujo Ai

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    Like it say above. This is for Sasuke fan only ( I'm not Sasuke fan)
    I'm going to sit here and watch how you react.

    It could be sexual, Friendly, or anything that come to your mind.
    Best one to answer will get rep+.
     
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  2. Mayume16Suzana18 Anything for Hidan-kun

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    oh. easy.

    ignore him and try to make Sakura and Ino ignore him.

    That would make him think better. :rotfl
     
  3. Saya - - - - ♥ ;

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    Kick him because kicking people is fu~n :3
     
  4. Haruka Katana

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    I don't feel like pleasing sasuke at all, is better to make him get pissed of me XD
     
  5. Pugthug Pugthug.com

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    Leave him alone because he would pretty much hate it if you even tried to get near him.
     
  6. Sai Die you ass-kisser!

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    Wtf?! pleasing Sasuke?? no way...i'd kick his butt and stab his sharingan eyes :)
     
  7. Juubi Active Member

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    What the fuck is this shit?

    Isn't Kishi riding Sasuke's dick hard enough already?
     
  8. Kyosuke ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

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    i don't like him, i'll just ignore him
     
  9. Fang Titan

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    I know Seiko's answer.
     
  10. Sasori <font color="#8B0000">● GB Genius ●</font>

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  11. Seraphim Immortally Insane

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    Riight, isn't this topic a bit obscene for minors?
     
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    It's a bit to obscene for anybody.

    But to answer the question of the topic; most would leave him be... sasuke doesn't really like anyone(I'm pretty sure he wouldn't even like his tards).
     
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    Cut his nuts with safety scissors since that hurts more.. i think.
     
  14. The Boss Guest

    I would give him power.. that way he will come to me. :wtf
     
  15. Kakuzu GB Imperator

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    Its as if the OP wants people to go into great detail on how they would sexually please Sasuke.
     
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    Strap down Oro so he could fuck him.That would make him happy.
     
  18. Judgemento It's a duck

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    LOL this is made of win xD
     
  19. Kusogitsune Banned

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    Knife-fuck him up the ass. God, S&M is fuckin' sick, yo.
     
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    Give him a belly rub. I heard he likes that.
     
  21. Ash seχϒ

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    I'd let him have his way with me.

    Sasuke doesn't want me, you say? He will. He will...
     
  22. Sky is Over Active Member

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    two things:
    -getting him closer to itachi
    -getting sakura to stop chasing after his c-thang.
     
  23. Amekage Torture Specializing

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    i'd tell Itachi that someone said they didn't lack hatred. he'd come running to tell them otherwise, and i'd blindfold him and hang him from a tree using a chain. Itachi pinata.
     
  24. Instant Karma Professional Lurker ಠ_ರೃ

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    Please him longtime....yes, longtime.
     
  25. Orochis_bitch Likes silly hats.

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    I would tell Naruto to fuck him hard. That's pure pleasure for our little Uchiha-survivor. Is that what you wanted to hear ? Or do you want details ? If you want details then check any crappy NaruSasu-fanfiction out. But with less sadomasochistic action, I guess.
     
  26. Shirozaki d a r k a b y s s

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    Dissect his body parts.
     
  27. zain-za-nara master of shadows& demon magic

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    give him and three people of his choice a box seat with free refreashments while watching the sasuke fan club tied to polls in a private arena and burned to death with Amaterasu (itachi's black flame tech)
     
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