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I'm on a cleanse

Discussion in 'The Alley' started by Santi, Jul 14, 2019.

  1. Santi Super Moderator

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    In six days I will report my results.
     
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    Who's the lucky race?
     
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  3. Lord Valgaav

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    Is this one of those things where you only drink juice and shoot water in your ass?
     
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    Good luck, I guess
     
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  6. Lew Retired Staff

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    Digitally or in Reality?
     
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    gl man the bubonic plague isn’t that big a deal in the 21st century :yousmart
     
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    u mean no wanking for 6 days?
     
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  10. colours Moderator

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    Wtf like a juice cleanse or you cleansing your room with sage or are you cleansing a nation :whutpepe
     
  11. pfft

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    Idk mang it was found in Lake Tahoe a few years ago
     
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    I hope he means this shit
     
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    :rotfl
     
  14. Fang

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    Its butt enema
     
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    One time I didn't wank or watch porn for 2 weeks I really felt like I have more energy and like I'm being reborn again.
     
  16. Santi Super Moderator

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    This is because your body retains the testosterone that it would otherwise be dumping.
     
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  17. pfft

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    SO it is a fap cleanse
     
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    @Santi hai how’s the cleanse going ?
     
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    I thought this was about santi giving up weed and i was gonna go he'll last a week and he already said thats how long it would be rip :catghost
     
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    You're a good friend to believe in him so. :blobblush
     
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    One more day and I’m four months clean from marijuana
     
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    I deserve accolades tbh
     
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    Like someone tell me I’m wonderful in a rep for being so strong

    :catbuff
     
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    U do
     
  27. Lord Valgaav

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    I guess chocolate is an okay substitute for mary jane. Provided you eat it in moderation.
     
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    I’m not consuming sugar rn too
     
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    So when why do you want accolades?
     
  30. Santi Super Moderator

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    Day 1: Everything is normal so far. This wine tastes good.
     
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