Okay, so Naruto, Sasuke, Neji, Lee and Kankuro are part of Jackass. This is what it could have been. Episode 1! Every episode has 5 stunts. Jackass The Movie: Naruto Style! Act 1 Kunai Pleasure "Hi! I am Sasuke Uchiha, and I am the biggest idiot in the damn world." Sasuke says as he gets ready for his act. Naruto is laughing his balls off, smiling, grinning, and almost crying. Lee is jumping around. "Why am I doing this? I quit!" says Sauke. Narto gets a panicked look on his face. The camera zooms in, and Naruto has finally convinced Sasuke tpo put the kunai up his ass. Sasuke goes on the floor, doggystlye, while Neji slowly puts the kunai in Sasuke's ass. "Ohhhhhhh f*************" Sasuke screams! The kunai goes deeper into his rectum, and Sasuke cries out. Blood goes everywhere. "Wow! This is f**** crzy! This is the craziest sh** I have ever f******* seen mother*****." Neji laughs. Sasuke rips the kunai out, bad idea. His butt has bonded with it, asnd it's stuck. Sasuke starts crying, his tears touch his hand, with is full of blood from his ass. Naruto chockes laughing. "Oh f*** sh**. He did the fuc*** stunt. Stupid mother****." Sasuke passes out, and Lee removes thew kunai. "Yosh, the first test is a' over!!" Act 2 Sakura humping Lee: Hi! I'm Rock Lee. And this is...... Sakura humping. Neji: It's over, she's going to find outit's you under the suit, you know that, right Lee. Naruto: No he won't, Lee's too stupid for that, right Saduke. Sasuke: Guys, I'm shi*** blood now. Guys? Lee: Come on! Lets do it!! Lee then walks into the dark room of Sakura. He sits on top of her. "Sasuke!" she yelps. "Ohhhh!! Sasuke!! Yessss!" she cries out. Bed shaking is heard, followed by moans of pleasure and comfort. "Thank... you.... Sakura... that was..... OHHHH GOODD YESS!" Lee cries out in ecstacy. "Wait, Lee!!!!????" Sakura says. The bed stops. "UFSBVGEHJVCVBKJBHFRBNKJVNFRKUVBNKUVBNGVUINVBIUIURBT/,VFNJVFJNVNJVVFNFVFDHVBFHJVNBIVNBUBVJRBUJNJVRGJVVFIUVFBVFVFVFHBVFVFVFVFBVFHVF" A loud slashing noise is heard, and Rock Lee runs out, tripping over his pants, no boxers on. "Lee. Is that all you have in your package. I'm glad to be a Hyuga." Neji laughs. Sakura throws a kunai at the camera screen, and well........ Act 3 Suicide "Hi! I'm Naruto Uzumaki, and I'm commiting suicide!!" Naruto cheerfully says. The rest of the ninjas are laughing. Naruto is going to go up to Tsunade, and says things about her boobs. Naruto approaches Tsunade. "Nice tomatoes, Hokage-san." Naruto giggles. Tsunade looks up, and Naruto touches them. "Ohhhhhhhh! Theu're smooth too! Do you wash them?" Naruto is sent to the end of the Forest Death and yet, Tsunade is still chasing him. "Bastard. I'm going to f***** you up you f****** piece of f**** sh*** moth******* damn******" Naruto gets away, barely. Act 4&5. Jerking off in public. "Hi!! Our names are kankuro and Neji! And this is jerking off in public!!!" Neji and Kankuro have to jerk off in the middle of the day, in Konoha. "Ha! Bite me, mine is bigger than yours! Neji!" Kankuro yells. hvbhvjbvj] djvbdj djnvifv fjvndjkvdn Neji is finished, the entire Konoha is sprayed with white lovliness. "Your turn, kankuro," Neji laughs jfdjvn inbijfd\ djbnj dvnbujgvbn kinbjfbnb vbnfj nnifbnf mfbnfibm nfjbn fbc' nfbnfibn mbfbn Kankuro is done. And he made a much bigger mess. Thats it for us! See usnext week! Peace!