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Just when you thought Video Game based movies couldn't be any worse

Discussion in 'Konoha Theatre' started by Amatsu, Nov 25, 2005.

  1. Amatsu Jammin' with whole wheat bread

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    As history dictates all video game based movies are prone to suck. From Super Mario Bros the movie, to Mortal Kombat, and heck even to Resident Evil it has been proven that when in the hands of an incompetent director any movie based on a video game will suck. Thus I bring to you the public just one more sucky title that'll just make you cringe.

    It's a film that I swear is like a mix of Kill Bill and Charlie's Angel's. Yet the horny fanboys will certainly love this. I present to you the trailer for

    Dead or Alive THE MOVIE!

    Hulk Library

    ::sigh:: even Mortal Kombat Annihalation sounds good after watching this.
     
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  2. Gene ? ロ?

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    There's already a thread about this: Take The Quiz Yourself!
     
  3. aLkeMiSt Curious

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    *sigh*... There goes the rep of another great game.
     
  4. Amatsu Jammin' with whole wheat bread

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    Yeah I just saw... Sorry that I didn't see it when I used the search function BEFORE posting this.
     
  5. CrazyMoronX Old Man

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    I doubt it will be worse than DOOM.

    And having no affiliation with the games, I can sit back and appreciate the scantily clad women.
     
  6. Dimezanime88 Tha Blak Demen

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    lol, Kill Bill and Charlie's Angels is a good comparison you have Aethos. I clearly noticed that. So is this gonna only feature the female fighters? But I ain't gonna lie, that trailer was good though, I just hope they didn't show all the movie has to offer in those scenes.
     
  7. aLkeMiSt Curious

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    Yea, as soon as I saw this trailer, "D.E.B.B" and "Charlie's Angels" came to mind.
     
  8. Amatsu Jammin' with whole wheat bread

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    I could almost add in the Matrix too as a tie in along with Kill Bill and Charlie's Angel's... what with the girls ability to fly endlessly for no apparent reason...

    Heh it's going to suck because you can tell it's going to be full of bad and cliche acting that tries to make it look hip and crap... even though the makers really failed on casting since all the girls look fugly as heck.
     
  9. Keyser S?ze Formerly Midnight Joker

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    yes it's going to come off as corny and cliche. not to mention all that bad and cheesy acting already seen in the trailers. this movie is going to bomb, horribly.
     
  10. cloin Rowsdowermobile away!

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    Christ, I always know I have a real winner on my hands when I can't even make it through a whole trailer.
     
  11. Jef88 88

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    ow dear god
    i allmost had to puke when i was watching that trailer
    discusting movie
    i should have know
    *be warned people*
     
  12. batanga 6 1 15-45 300

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    Oh man :rofl

    Is this for real?

    Well... it can´t be any worse than "alone in the dark," can it?
     
  13. Dimezanime88 Tha Blak Demen

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    atleast it looks better than MK2
     
  14. Keyser S?ze Formerly Midnight Joker

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    i disagree with this statement, mk2 looked pretty good. and it certainly isn't as corny as this movie is going to be.
     
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