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Kabuto Predictions

Discussion in 'Naruto Theories' started by Link, Jun 1, 2007.

  1. Link

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    Kabuto is going to rape team Yamato.
     
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    Dear god.... this was funny when I saw this before reading the chapter. It is now even more scary after reading it.

    Kabuto: Since Orochimaru can no longer touch me, I'll do the touching now!
    Naruto: Are you sure you are channeling Orochimaru and not Michael Jackson?
     
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    its all an act. kabuto is faking it. the has all the tools and means to act like oro. hes an intel spy. his job is to know other people in and out. whats stopping him from acting like oro is a part of him. i believe this is kabutos inner demon that we have all been wondering about since the exams. hes just attaching oros name to his so it gives him instant street cred. youll see....
     
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    Yep, that's right. The pedo-sannin is back, with a new container and a new lease on child molestation.
    With Oro's pedo powers combined with Kabuto's inclination for improper touching, this new enemy is one to be feared and avoided.
     
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    Right then it has already started.
    friggen golden that pic of kabuto.
     
  6. Chocochip

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    Who else thinks he looks like he came from 28 Weeks later?
     
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    The probelm with that though is he just said that he effectively owed Naruto.

    No my prediction is Kabuto because a major villian and possibly lives past the destruction of Armatsu (cause they've now attracted lots of attention).
     
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    If anyone, Orobuto is the one who will get raped.
     
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    Yeah, let's give team Yamato exclusive information on Akatsuki and then stick around to fight to the death, you know, just for shits and giggles...
     
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    Last time I checked, none of the members of team Yamato had a fetish for masochistic snake doctors.
    Who knows, maybe Hinata's a freak.
     
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    Kabuto's just gone nuts. Oro doesn't appear to be in there. he'll skulk off now.
     
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    I don't think they are going to fight..
     
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    why would he do that when he just gave them a present and thanked them for inspiring him?
     
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    Wow, that have must been 4 exhausting hours with photoshop to create THAT funny picture.
    You get a +rep for that <<
     
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    Actually it was about 20 minutes. And I wish I had photoshop. All I have it shirtty Gimp:cry
     
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    I personally think it will be the other way around
     
  17. Kaiwai

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    lol:
    Naruto: So, you're giving us this for no reason, whatsoever?
    Kabumaru: Well, actually...
    The whole team: ?..
    Kabumaru: You're gonna get RAPED! *crazy look*
    The whole team: WTF!*Runs away in fright*
     
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    Kabuto is going to rape himself judging by that demented-ass look on his face...
     
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    so true :nod
     
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    xcore rape jutsu? :D
     
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