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Kakashi and Asuma!

Discussion in 'Naruto Theories' started by Flunitrazepam, Oct 7, 2006.

  1. Flunitrazepam Custom User Title

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    As I was reading the "Is there a relationship between anko and kakashi?"-thread, it struck me, clear as day, that Kakashi and Asuma is a couple!

    1. Asuma smokes/smoked slim, filtered cigarettes. He most definitely doesn't want to roll them himself, because he doesn't want to get his hands dirty, which is clearly not the, aherm, very manly way of doing thing. Most likely gay, yep.
    Spoiler:

    Waah! Look at the cigarette!


    2. This came to my mind due to the brilliant, but sadly untrue, theory about how Kakashi gained the MS by looping off his penis. The reason Kakashi isn't "pitching a tent", is because he isn't sexually attracted to women anymore, he just reads it out of habit.
    Spoiler:

    Clearly, there's no erection hiding underneath that blanket.


    3. Asuma quit smoking. "Yeah, it's because of Kurenai, duuuh", you'll say. No. This is not right. Sadly, I was unable to find the page of the manga I was looking for, but I'm quite sure you know which I mean, the one where Kakashi tells Naruto that a real ninja eat vegetables, where as Naruto replies that he dislikes them. Now, I have never seen any ninja actually eating fruit or vegetables, not even Chouji, who supposedly eats everything. This must mean that Kakashi cares extremely much about his health, and such a person would obviously not put up with a smoker. Asuma quit smoking for Kakashi's sake.

    Discuss!
     
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    Yikes!!! and i thought IrukaXKakashi was weird but this one?
     
  3. Nara Shikao Member

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    Great theory :) I had a lot of laughter while reding it :p
     
  4. 獅子連弾 Shishi Rendan

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    XD Wierd but hilarious.
     
  5. ♠Mr.Nibbles♠ Nibbles on Nipples

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    you are sick man, All this treads about oro, sasuke, itachi, sai being gay and now kakashi and asuma.
    Who is next?
    can it konohamaru?
    would micheal jackson make a special guest apperance?
    so many questions that all need answering.

    Oh very nice:)
     
  6. Amaretti No strong feelings whatsoever

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    It all makes sense now...
     
  7. Flunitrazepam Custom User Title

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    Actually, I got a theory to support the fact that all the Sannins are gay. Who knows, I might post it some day.
     
  8. kuchiyoseNOjutsu Badass

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    All the sannins including Tsunade?:amazed Can't wait for you to post it.:nuts
     
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