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Kakuzu V.S Kisame: whose more of a pimp?

Discussion in 'House of Uzumaki Archives' started by earthshine, Oct 5, 2006.

  1. earthshine Banned

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    thats right, battle of the pimps.


    first off, let's give some some attention to their individual pimpness:



    Kakuzu: bout the same size as kisame, wears a bitching outfit and the ability to give himself a paint job. his stength means that his pimpsmacks can do massive damage, and his extendo-arms allow him to smack hoes form 30 or more feet away(also, his extending ability may apply to certain otehr apendages). ahs an obsesion with money(like a true pimp), and considering all the bounty hunting he does, they guy is most likely loaded( may posses platnium kunai, possibly wears mask to protect his golden daimond studded grill).



    Kisame: is KISAME. enough said.



    so, who wins the battle of the pimp?
     
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  2. Vicious ♥ Comfortable Liar

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    Kisame got a living pimpstick..
     
  3. Rotc Girl I'm back ~_~

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    Nah, Kakuzu is teh uber pimp.
     
  4. Yosha The God

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    Ya kakuzu has freaking robotic hands...Uber Pimp
     
  5. Jonas Banned

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    This is what you need to know about Kisame.

    Kakuzu is nice and strong yeah, but that shit he has going on with stretching his hands and shit would seriously scare a girl away rather than attract them.

    Now Kisame, that's a real P.I.M.P.
     
  6. darkblaze117 "I live to die"

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    There is one person better then all of them put together. And that person is me.

    On a serious note, kisame. Except im not sure if girls would like dating a blue guy. Hmmm.
     
  7. Alcazar The most Known Unknown

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    Kisame of coarse, no pimp is complete without a pimp cane. Sorry Kakuzu you are no match for Kisame without a pimp cane of your own.

    Kisame>Kakuzu
     
  8. dummy plug ♥Jiyeon Boing Boing♥

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    we havent really seen kakuzu's skill asyd from the sewing crap...lets w8 til more are previewed...lol
     
  9. Kakuzu GB Imperator

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    The extending arms cause Kakuzu to win this. Not to mention he has to be far more loaded than Kisame could even dream of.
     
  10. dummy plug ♥Jiyeon Boing Boing♥

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    but kisame uses a lot of suiton...come to think of it, kakuzu is from hidden falls...a suiton user probably...lol
     
  11. kuchiyoseNOjutsu Badass

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  12. Taizi124 Shinigami

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    im gonna have to go with.....KISAME
    cmon he's a fish..enough said
     
  13. Yosha The God

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    girls would not be sacred they would be like "imagine what he could do with those"
     
  14. Genesis Active Member

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    Kakuzu hides his face for a reason and is a nurse.

    Kisame got this in the bag...along with all his other crazy shit.
     
  15. Moose Banned

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    Huh? A pimp is someone who sells women's sex to people, and they certainly don't do that. This is a kids show!
     
  16. Speedycat Old meme

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    ^^ Dude, it's a joke thread...
     
  17. Futagokage Runaway Kage

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    Kisame all the way, it's obvious, Kakuzu is not as cool and will kept all the money for himself, which will create mad employees.
     
  18. Varuna Banned

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    kakuzu has more of a chance.
     
  19. Rokudaime Active Member

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    Kakuzu : Naive!

    The most badass word that ever spoke by god...

    So Kakuzu > Kisame
     
  20. gabha GB's Norman

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    Even with the newfound abilities of Kakuzu (which can be quite handy), Kisame easily takes this.
     
  21. Sub-Zero GB's Lin Kuei Master

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    Kakuzu's a major badass. And I still cant get over the Kisame being scared of Naruto thing... so KAKUZU FTW!!! HIS EYES ARE WHITE AND BLACK!!!
     
  22. darco Member

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    Kisame real PIMP...
    He wins it...
    Kakuzu is good but he's way to go if he's compared with Kisame.
     
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