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Kakuzu V.S Kisame: whose more of a pimp?

Discussion in 'House of Uzumaki Archives' started by earthshine, Oct 5, 2006.

  1. earthshine

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    thats right, battle of the pimps.


    first off, let's give some some attention to their individual pimpness:



    Kakuzu: bout the same size as kisame, wears a bitching outfit and the ability to give himself a paint job. his stength means that his pimpsmacks can do massive damage, and his extendo-arms allow him to smack hoes form 30 or more feet away(also, his extending ability may apply to certain otehr apendages). ahs an obsesion with money(like a true pimp), and considering all the bounty hunting he does, they guy is most likely loaded( may posses platnium kunai, possibly wears mask to protect his golden daimond studded grill).



    Kisame: is KISAME. enough said.



    so, who wins the battle of the pimp?
     
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    Kisame got a living pimpstick..
     
  3. Rotc Girl

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    Nah, Kakuzu is teh uber pimp.
     
  4. Yosha

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    Ya kakuzu has freaking robotic hands...Uber Pimp
     
  5. Jonas

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    This is what you need to know about Kisame.

    Kakuzu is nice and strong yeah, but that shit he has going on with stretching his hands and shit would seriously scare a girl away rather than attract them.

    Now Kisame, that's a real P.I.M.P.
     
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    There is one person better then all of them put together. And that person is me.

    On a serious note, kisame. Except im not sure if girls would like dating a blue guy. Hmmm.
     
  7. Alcazar

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    Kisame of coarse, no pimp is complete without a pimp cane. Sorry Kakuzu you are no match for Kisame without a pimp cane of your own.

    Kisame>Kakuzu
     
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    we havent really seen kakuzu's skill asyd from the sewing crap...lets w8 til more are previewed...lol
     
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    The extending arms cause Kakuzu to win this. Not to mention he has to be far more loaded than Kisame could even dream of.
     
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    but kisame uses a lot of suiton...come to think of it, kakuzu is from hidden falls...a suiton user probably...lol
     
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    im gonna have to go with.....KISAME
    cmon he's a fish..enough said
     
  13. Yosha

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    girls would not be sacred they would be like "imagine what he could do with those"
     
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    Kakuzu hides his face for a reason and is a nurse.

    Kisame got this in the bag...along with all his other crazy shit.
     
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    Huh? A pimp is someone who sells women's sex to people, and they certainly don't do that. This is a kids show!
     
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    ^^ Dude, it's a joke thread...
     
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    Kisame all the way, it's obvious, Kakuzu is not as cool and will kept all the money for himself, which will create mad employees.
     
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    kakuzu has more of a chance.
     
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    Kakuzu : Naive!

    The most badass word that ever spoke by god...

    So Kakuzu > Kisame
     
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    Even with the newfound abilities of Kakuzu (which can be quite handy), Kisame easily takes this.
     
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    Kakuzu's a major badass. And I still cant get over the Kisame being scared of Naruto thing... so KAKUZU FTW!!! HIS EYES ARE WHITE AND BLACK!!!
     
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    Kisame real PIMP...
    He wins it...
    Kakuzu is good but he's way to go if he's compared with Kisame.
     
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