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Karlighton with Tom Jones Music and Dance Shoes Vs Macgyver- His toughest battle ever

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  1. Cthulhu-versailles

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    Carlton with Tom Jones Music and Dance Shoes Vs Macgyver- His toughest battle ever

    Thus far Macgyver has one every battle in a one sided decison but not this time this time, he cannot resist the call of the music. This time macgyver is drawn into KARLIGHTONS PACE.... It's a dance of... however, macgyver still gets his usual 3 items... but can he win.

    Macgyver three items are

    A chestnut
    a Pictures of bugs bunny
    and a disposable diaper
     
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    who's Karlighton
     
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    he's from the fresh prince of bell air.
     
  4. furious styles

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    ....do you mean carlton?
     
  5. Amatsu

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    No one but NO ONE can beat Carlton with Tom Jones music. Well except Will so MacGyver would have to turn the picture and the disposable diaper into a DNA modifier in which MacGyver could become Will Smith. He'd then throw the chestnut at Carlton's head.

    MacGyver win's again.
     
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    The above post is hereby awarded lessbadnotbetters seal of rightuosness for being short, to the point, devastating to the opposing side of the argument and potentially offensive to the kind of people who deserves to be offended.
     
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    ^you mean pwned? speak in proper internet english!
     
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    Sorry...

    OMFG PWNED!!!!!!111!111
     
  9. Sabaku no Ira

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    Toughest battle ever? You should see Macgyver taking on Bad fanfic writers and their horde of Mary Sue.
     
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    Carlton's gayness would cripple McGuyver. He'd never get a chance to make a bomb or anything. Game over.
     
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    god dammit Sabaku no Ira you and your Bad fanfic writers and their horde of Mary Sue. But Carlton for the win cus every cara needs to lose once and a while.
     
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    Well... they are practically invincible against fictional characters, are they not?

    Or are you going to give examples of a fictional character finding a way out of Mary Sues? :p
     
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    Some ancient american folklore demon of ultimate evil or stuff.
     
  15. Sabaku no Ira

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    Basically, Mary Sue is a poorly-made OC that is an alter-ego of the author done in an egocentric way (not the "egocentric". Not all alter-egos are bad. Jane Eyre is a good exmple). She is oftenso perfect that she out-play the canon characters. Most of the time she has no personalities and is the distant relative of a canon character, good-looking, good at everything (and I mean everything) and eventually falls in love with another canon character. So in case of Naruto fanfics, a Mary Sue would be Jiraiya's third cousin removed, has a demon 10000000X more powerful than the Kyubi sealed inside her, a ninja genius and eventually couples with Kakashi/Yondaime/Itachi/<insert any other hot ninjas here>.
     
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    carlton for the win
    god i freaking love mcgyver but he cant win agains carton and tom jones music :D
    mcgyver would laugh his ass of he dies in his laughter he had no chance
     
  17. Cthulhu-versailles

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    Bwahaha - REVIVAGE!

    That's right the bs everyone was sick about moth's ago, is making a not so glorious return. The question is will you aid in it's rise, or be part of it's fall.

    -I saw an episode of fresh prince of bell air tonight, so I was inspired.
     
  18. CrazyMoronX

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    If it isn't a real fight, Carlton has a chance.

    However, you're pitting a mear cosmic level diety in Carlton, against a god.

    MacGyver will surely use his three items to win. He'll create a dancing suit out the three items, of such magnitude, it would trump anyone, even a fusion of Carlton and Michael Jackson in full glitter gear.
     
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