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Kimimaro + Sasori vs France

Discussion in 'Outskirts Battledome Archive' started by CrazyMoronX, Nov 28, 2005.

Ninjas vs France

  1. Kimi and Sasori win easily

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  2. France wins easily

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  3. They both die, for no apparent reason

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  4. Germany ressurects Hitler, and kills us all, WAHH!

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  1. CrazyMoronX Old Man

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    Say Kimimaro and Sasori teamed up (don't ask me why) and decided to conquer France (because they love wine, and hairy women).

    Without the use of nuclear devices, could France kill Sasori and Kimimaro, or will they be crushed under the wood and bone duo's migh?
     
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  2. chauronity ビリーバット

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    Tanks = Kill for puppets. Not to speak of cruise missiles and other tools of modern warfare, even guns.
    No luck for Kimi atleast.

    France takes this.
     
  3. ydraliskos minimal

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    There is no precedent of France winning against ....anyone.. So I'd give it to Sasori and Kimii.
     
  4. jkingler J. Kinglecrab, Esq.

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    Spine swords > Surrendering simians.

    Unless France is able to recruit an army of enraged Pokemon, they stand no chance.
     
  5. Jeltz Captain

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    Old joke that is not related much to reality. France has historically been one of Europe's major powers and they did most of the fighting for the Entente on the Western front in WW1.

    The reason I care about the French war jokes is that I have seen far too many of them. And almost all of them totally ignore all historical facts. Like that French military vicories site that made up their own alternate history. It would have been more fun if they had used some clever twists instead to make it seem like France has lsot all their wars.

    Modern arms wins over two Naruto ninjas.
     
  6. Shogun <marquee><font color='dark blue'>Standing Still</f

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    yeah jeltz, just like all the fighting sweden did in the world wars, kimimaro and danna take it!
     
  7. Jeltz Captain

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    Do I detect sarcasm here? :)

    But seriosuly, France did most of the fighting for the Entente in WW1 and quite little in WW2 (some of France was even allied with Germany). Sweden wasn't officially involved in either of the wars. Sweden hasn't had any military history since the napoleonic wars.
     
  8. ydraliskos minimal

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    It's not really a joke, more like an internet thing, like "lol" and "owned" abbreviations. Didn't even say it to be funny, it just had to be said. This is the internet, and a post where france fights someone. It's just traditional.
     
  9. Manji Yoshimitsu Exorcist

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  11. Jeltz Captain

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    Hmm, maybe my problem is that I have always taken it for an attempt at a joke. Maybe it is just like "McGuyver > all" and other silly things.
     
  12. Lucifer Banned

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    fucking this is joke thread, obviously... Kimi and Sasori for victory? <<roflmao...

    French Army have millions military...and also TANK....wait...

    remember? Eiffel Tower !!!! obviously,
    Eiffel Tower is a secret special weapon... do you play from Aero Fighter??...

    EIFFEL PWNED Kimi and Sasori...

    I voted for SIEGHEIL.... so sh!t nazi rulez..
     
  13. Seany Banned

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    Well sasori took over a country with his puppets and kimimaro is unbeatable!! so these two win:amuse
     
  14. martryn Dick in hand

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    Do the French get an English men to lead them? Do they have access to the Foreign Legion? They'd win if they do, lose if they don't.
     
  15. CrazyMoronX Old Man

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    What if Sasori disguises his puppets as muslims, and slowly burns France to the ground?
     
  16. Raistlin-sama Have you been naughty or nice?

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    Germany resurrects Hitler, and kills us all, WAHH!

    I mean, come on it's so obvious that this will be the outcome of such an event. Resurrected Hitler will have vampiric power by the way (of the tough kind, think Alucard). Why? Because I say so.
     
  17. The Lazy Shadow Gin Iro no Sora

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    I don't know I think Hitler has this one lol
     
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    Sasori will kill them all after giving a speech on how his art is much better than France's.
     
  19. anbutofu tofu no yaiba

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    which french?
    monty python french > kimi + sasori - flying farm animals for the win!
    "historical" french < kimi + sasori - not a chance,
    modern day french < kimi + sasori - refer to crazymoronx's post, they have the firepower, manpower and skill to, but w/o the ok from the govt it doesnt matter.
    fictional france > kimi + sasori - how the heck can anyone beat asterix(he defeated the roman empire!), leon(the professional) and the scarlet pimpernnel?!?!
     
  20. kumagoro_usagi Hef's Personal Glomper

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    Or to be more to the point, does this include French Canadians:huh? If so, Kimi and Sasori will really be overpowered.
     
  21. martryn Dick in hand

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    Leon was from like Russia or something from that movie, wasn't he?
     
  22. NineG That's The Bad Guy

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    Kimi and Sasori cause i have trouble speaking the french language
    << lame excuse ey ?
     
  23. Jikoo "You need to be taping"

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    One french man with a rifle, kills silly ninjas. Sorry but that's the way it is.
     
  24. anbutofu tofu no yaiba

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    just checked wikipedia says its just his code name, supposed to be italian it says. oh well the french lose now =p
     
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    oh... Asterix and Obelix are vikings, isn't french...
    well, Jean Reno plays L?on... he'd die to suicide... so pro a bit...
    Noir are french characters Mireille Bouquet, Kirika Yuumara (she is japanese live in france), Chole, etc... <<< she all pro...
    Gundam series already who's french pilot...
    and Utena is a french, right?



    others I dunno..
     
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    A well placed nuke would take the duo out.
     
  27. Arilou Viking Ninja

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    People at one point or another beaten by the french:
    Roman Empire
    Abbasid Caliphate (Tours)
    England (100-years war, American War of Independence)
    Spain (30-years war, some of the Italian Wars)
    Austria (30-years war, War of the X Coalitions, Revolutionary Wars)
    Seljuk Turks (First Crusade, the leader was french)


    European history from the 15th to the 19th century basically followed a pattern, France started beating people, then ALL of Europe ganged up and managed to get a stalemate. Seriously, France was the 300-pound gorilla.
     
  28. CrazyMoronX Old Man

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    He better have knowledge on how to kill Sasori.

    He better also be using armor peircing rounds, and if Kimimaro really tried, he better be using tank peircing projectiles.
     
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  29. RAGING BONER Sexual Tyrannosaurus

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  30. Last of the Uchihas Get your own girls, Jonas!

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    France wins easily.


    Just put Sasori and Kimimaro on American clothes and flags, and the French would beat the shit out of them .:amuse
     
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