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Kisame or Shikamaru, which of them is the smexiest of them all?

Discussion in 'Konoha Library Archives' started by FFLN, Oct 9, 2005.

Post Timeskip: Who's the smexiest of them all?

  1. Kisame!!! "I'm double-cocked and ready to rock!!":kblush

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  2. Shikamaru!!! "I'm the man with the million hands.";)

    53.8%
  1. FFLN

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    Previously...

    And this is where we're at now.^_^ Shika and Kisame fans, or anyone else, feel free to step in. I'm just "anyone else" so I can only defend Shika's smexiness to an extent before I'll have to bring in the "GAI bomb".=P
     
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  2. ExAzrael

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    They're both equally Sexy, but Shika is Pimpin'.

    So I'm gonna have to go with Shika.
     
  3. The Wanderer

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    OMG now that's a huge clash, Shika got his Harem, and smexy Kisame his legendary clapsters

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    Shika and his 4 hands for the win, yes sir . . .

    But what about a tie ?, with Shikamaru and Kisame saying something along the lines of "how worthy is my rival" :amuse


    Btw, where did you get that Shika pic FFLN ?
     
  4. ChickenPotPie

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    Kisame for the win. He's awesome.
     
  5. kataimiko

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    I'm not into the whole "fish look"

    So I voted for Shikamaru.
     
  6. earthshine

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    kisame may be dead sexy, but shika is a freckin chick magnet. u dont have to be sexy to have that special somtin that attracts women, i mean, even fate thinks shika is a pimp, always puttin him up against girls.
     
  7. uncle jafuncle

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    Shikamaru since he, you know, doesn't look like mutilated corpse.
     
  8. FFLN

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    Well, if she's a bicycle, then Shikamaru's the man who's been riding her around town.:p He didn't WANT to hurt them. It's just that the women he has to face are all very... violent. So he has to let them down, but he's always gentle.

    Yeah, if they wanted to be ripped to shreds by his grinder.:p He might as well use Samehadaa since it would achieve the same results. No, no, after the girly-boys, no offense to actual girly-boys,:D are out of the picture, it'll be the Shik-ster who pops up from out of the shadows with that lazily alluring face of his to say, "Yo... you want to watch the clouds together?";) Although it seems simple enough, he's a ladies' man, so he's got more layered under those words than what they initially think.

    Actually, she's holding that to seem inconspicuous while Shika's over in the corner there with his shadowy hands going into someplace full of nooks and crannies where plenty of shadows can be reproduced.;)

    Actually, that was me.:p I can see how you could've mistakened us since the shades were drawn, but I can assure that there was no fishman there. *turns to Shika* Sorry, Shika, not this time.

    Actually she's thinking about how it would feel like to have those slugs suddenly burst into a million tiny ones while swarming over her... just so she can better remember the millions of shadowy hands that Shika used to give her that orgasmic massage.

    Actually, she's just getting ready for a freaky night. Shika likes getting Tonton involved for a bit of shadow play.

    No, Tayuya's just practicing for Shika's reverse Kage Mange.:smile-big

    When Temari looks at her fan, it's because she's just thinking of the best position to put it to get the most shadow around. She actually practices swinging her fan around because Shika can get a bit crazy with those hands of his... and she's got sensitive skin.;)

    Actually, if you look closer, you'll see that it was actually Kiba transformed into his sister that was the one with Kisame that night. He was actually under a genjutsu from Shika that made him think that he was just having a bite of fish for dinner.

    So he says, but... he seems to have a thing for Guys.:Gaipose

    You're not talking to me are you.:huh 'Cause I'm not a girl.

    Actually, it was a pic that was captured by an artist while on a trip in Konoha. So that's a first-hand account.

    Wanderer, you can find it in Elysium's thread in the House of U. titled "Naruto parody comics"... or something like that.
     
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  9. Miss CCV

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    ROFLMAO! You actually made a thread for this! Dude, this is difficult because I find both of them to be quite smexy!!!
     
  10. FFLN

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    Well, tun was taking it too seriously,:p so I decided to take such a worthwhile discussion out here for eveyone to see.:D

    Raiki and I couldn't just let this sort of debate go to waste in a NarutoxSakura thread.:p The truth of who's smexiest between these two similar, but vastly different man-beasts must be known!!:smile-big
     
  11. TEK

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    Kisame is the smexiest without a doubt. He has frickin shark skin and a huge ass sword. That by itself makes him frickin smexy. Add in his badass attitude, those gills on his face, and his kick ass hair and that makes him the smexiest character of all.
     
  12. Mario is Fat

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    Shika, he has both Ino and Temari, he is Pimpin it up, while Kisame is with Itachi (who is also a pretty damn good catch if I do say so myself) but Itachi is a man so -_-
     
  13. FFLN

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    Why Mitch...;) I never knew.:p

    That really accentuates the point I made earlier though.:amuse Shika's been shown to have girls,;) while Kisame... just follows Itachi around.:p
     
  14. Miss CCV

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    I'm still debating on who I think is the smexiest lmao, and yeah, tun was taking the thread a little too seriously. You and Raikiri are on my "funny list" right next to Dyroness and Cholisose. :laugh
     
  15. FFLN

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    I'm on a funny list?:rofl Hehehe, thank you.:amuse

    Yep, that's right Raiki.;) I'm taking the compliments until you get in here to continue this illustrious debate that's been on everyone's mind.:smile-big

    Oh, and don't worry about people seeing your vote.;) I just wanted to see which side everyone's on in this matter.:p
     
  16. Miss CCV

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    I nominated yours and Raikiri's posts from the NaruSaku thread as one of the funniest in the Ichiraku Ramen. :laugh
     
  17. Mario is Fat

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    There was stuff before this, link me please, this is really funny/arousing!
     
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    Start at Raikiri's post and then so on.

    Ohhh and FFLN, I have a smexy fanart of Shikamaru (he looks like a stud in it!) pimping a nude girl (well it just shows her left side)! :p
     
  19. FFLN

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    Now that... I really did not know.:p No offense meant of course, I just thought that you were joking.:amuse

    Yeah, I saw that thread.:smile-big Hehe, although that does seem like a lot of posts to skim through.;) I do have the condensed version quoted up in the first post.:D

    Hehe, well if you feel that it'll be appropriate for the boards, feel free to post it as further evidence of Shika's overwhelmingly smexy aura.:p
     
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    <-Is male
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    Kisame is brawn - The thug life type that will bang you all night long but would act like a jerk.

    Shikamaru is brain- Meaning he'll bang you shorter but cause um... More " ...EXplosive" reaction. Also shikamaru can manipulate everyone for you, and get you of the hook for stuff.... But he's probably not hung like Kisame.

    Therefore you need to decide... if you want it long, or short... with benefits.

    ...I chose Anko!
     
  21. kapsi

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    they both suck
     
  22. Mario is Fat

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    You didn't know what?
    I would like to see it to, and if it is inappropriate can't you just censor the bad bits?
     
  23. FFLN

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    Now that... will NOT help Shikamaru at all.:rofl I was expecting better reasons from you Booboo.:smile-big

    Oh, nothing.:tem Just read into it too much.:p
     
  24. Mario is Fat

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    You thought I was gay didn't you (isn't suprised due to the amount of people who believe I am)
     
  25. FFLN

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    No. No.:amuse I didn't think you were, the first time you brought it up, but when you mentioned it a second time... well, that caused me to change my thoughts on that matter.:p With that statement there... it's back to what it was before.:amuse
     
  26. Mario is Fat

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    XD
    Anyway, this is getting kinda off topic so.
    Kisame though, being part of Akitsuki has that "bad-ass" appeal so you know, if he was a bit more, you know then he could be better than Shikamaru.
     
  27. FFLN

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    You mean if he ACTUALLY WAS more of a ladies' man?;) Maybe... he'd at least prove to be more of a rival for Shikamaru if that was the case.:p

    Hehe, I would laugh if Shikamaru and Kisame were actually paired up against eachother at some point in the manga.:lmao 'Cause the first thing I would expect them to talk about would be this.:p Although the mood would be broken once they actually start talking, since it wouldn't actually be about their "pimpin'" skills.;)
     
  28. Aman

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    I'm going with the double-cocked Kisame.
     
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    Ive said it once, Ill say it again -

    Three Men, Three men only are so smexy, they would make complete heterosexual men go gay for them.
    They are -

    Kisame, Gai and Asuma.

    Somebody like Shikamaru has the sex appeal of a twig when compared to these Hunks :love
     
  30. FFLN

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    I'd agree with you on Gai there...;) well not about the "turning heterosexual men gay" part, but this thread's only between Shika and Kisame, so I can't use him as an example of smexiness surpassing even Kisame or Shika.;)

    Besides, those shadow hands are just so much more versatile compared to Kisame's double-barreled shotgun.:p
     
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