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Discussion in 'The Alley' started by Lord Valgaav, Apr 17, 2019 at 10:24 AM.

  1. Lord Valgaav Let the bodies hit the floor

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    Post some of your best and worst posts in your NF career.

    Let's have some good laughs today. :feelsgoodman
     
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  2. Lew Retired Staff

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    I have never made a good post in my life.
     
  3. Gin breh

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    i think that objectively (muh ratings) this was my best received post which y'all have seen anyway

    my worst received ones are usually where i bash one piece or something, but they're FACTS so can't really be bad :smugnon
     
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  4. Lord Valgaav Let the bodies hit the floor

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    "Well lets see:
    Kakashi always reads adult novels
    Gai was at the YMCA most of the time
    Neji was being a cry baby
    Hintata....:p
    Naruto was the only one and well Konoha is just afucked up gay place, but hey all manga/animes are like that, dont even get me started with shows like yugioh."

    "Naruto(character) in fucking lame. He cant fight, he's ugly, he has wasted talent, I straight up hate Naruto."

    "Depends on who you're calling troll.

    @Hunter: Miss dont hide what inside, you know you hate them, you're not fooling anyone.

    @MdB: Ussop the reject pinnochio, and Chopper the fucking raindeer doctor."

    "
    @Willy: Sorry, but I was going to use that but you beat me to it.

    @MdB: Personality is for dorks, losers, and flat chested bitches. Now tell me, would you rather be this:
    Spoiler:


    and be everyone's fool, or this:
    Spoiler:

    the cool guy who everyone respects and wants to f**ck."

    "Because that who I was arguing about, normally I would use Neji or Gaara or someone. Anyway Sasuke's character may be plain, but at least the Narutoverse has an actual plot. OPverse is both silly and plotless. What a RUBBER boy wants to be pirate king for no particular reason, gets a crew of weirdo's and sail around beating people up for no reason that will help him, and yeah theres no plot."

    "This is fgetting funny:

    1. Luffy got his power from inhaling helium
    2. Zoro likes to have multi swords to make up for his small penis
    3. Sanji styles his eye brow in his spare time
    4. Robin wears skippy clothes to make up for getting raped as a child
    5. Brook wishes he was dead
    6. Chopper was left by Santa to die
    7. Nami is useless plotbait
    8. Ussop is a long nose coward
    9. No body gives a fuck about ranky

    On the othe hand:
    1.Naruto is gay
    2. Sakura, Ino, and every other kunoichi is and forever will be trash
    3. Kakashi stole Obito's eye and killed his team
    4. Sasuke is gay
    5. Well this could take a while but then so could the OP side.


    Also think about it, when you need to get your prostate examined would you rather Tsunade do it, or Chopper?"

    "Yeah but neither of them want him, Naruto's got Hinata(also has big boobs), Saukra, hell he's even got guys after him, Naruto is a fucking pimp. And fyi it doesn't matter if she his doctor or not, she in medicine and is made of more win than chopper, boobs>antlers."

    "Well with that logic why the hell does this site exist? Of course its just fiction that doesn't mean it doesn't matter. And it doesn't change the fact that:

    1. Luffy is a Mr. Fantastic parody
    2. Sanji sounds like Joey Wheeler with a cold
    3. Nami should be the only normal one but is a klepto :huh
    4. Chopper is a fucking raindeer and also the doctor of all things
    5. Ussop is just annoyingly awful
    6. Brook is a wannabe Grim(Billy&Mandy)
    7. Franky has giant tumers in his arms
    8. Zoro secertly uses L'Oreal

    Robin is the only normal one and thats not saying much."
     
  5. Lord Valgaav Let the bodies hit the floor

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    Well that covers one thread. I was not well received back in the old days. :cattella
     
  6. Disquiet deeply unsettling

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    Exposing libu's bias in the NBD. This post of mine was pure gold.
     
  8. Sequester Not the hero The Alley needs, but the hero The Alley deserves

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  9. Flame Cold ass Ice

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    All of my bad posts were wiped out because of the Prune, so i'm still pure :hoho

    My best posts are...

    hmm..

    :blobsweat
     
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    I've been at nothing but my peak these past 7 years
     
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  11. Gin breh

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    still salty you deleted your kenpachi zaraki appreciation bread OP out of pure shame :blobcry
     
  12. JoJo 1v9 machine

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    u guys didnt deserve such a good thread

    it had to be edited
     
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  13. Joe Maya Well-Known Member

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    I have never made a good post in my life.
     
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  14. Trinity AD MELIORA

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    hard to say since most of my posts get pruned
     
  16. Santi Absolutely Pigdisgusting Super Moderator

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    These rhythms of visions of me living colossal
    Ahead of my time, in time you'll find that I'm a fossil
    Know not what I do, Lord do you have mercy on my soul?
    Far as I know, I'm a poet or in an apostle
     
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    Can't really find them. *shrugs*

    Oh well. Live and let go.
     
  18. Lord Valgaav Let the bodies hit the floor

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    Um...I guess I could....
     
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  20. Lord Valgaav Let the bodies hit the floor

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    I was actually arguing that Don Patch and Bugs Bunny could beat Jesus:
     
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    Best is either when I’ve posted something serious or made one of those dumb pictures I like to make.

    Worst is probably one of those posts I’ve made in a topic that adds nothing, but I just want to be a part of it.
     
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  26. Lord Valgaav Let the bodies hit the floor

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    The irony in this post is priceless. :catsmug
     
  27. Lord Valgaav Let the bodies hit the floor

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    That's no fun. I enjoy looking back on newb me and seeing how bad I was. It's humorous, good for self reflection, and for history's sake.
     
  28. Snowless Forget what objects you have before you.

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    Alright. That’s it. We found my worst post.
     
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    Irony! :derpko
     
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