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Letter to all the criminals of the world

Discussion in 'The NF Café' started by CrazyMoronX, Nov 22, 2005.

  1. CrazyMoronX Old Man

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    This is my plea, my final stand against crime, here in this thread.

    This is a letter to all the criminals of the world, be it a lowly thug, to a white collar mafioso, this letter is for you:

    Dear Criminals,

    Please stop committing crime. If you stop, I will forever be indebted to you, and if I ever saw you on the street, and knew for a fact that you stopped committing crime in repsonse to this letter, I would shake your hand, and say thank you.

    If you refuse to stop committing your crimes, whatever they may be, I will be very distraught, and I just might get so angry, I may just say "DARN IT ALL!" If you do not stop your criminal activities, and I saw you on the street, I would be so mad, I would lower my head and look away, and try my best not to be noticed by you. But I would be thinking ill thoughts of you. VERY ILL THOUGHTS. :mad

    In closing, I beseach all criminals to give up their life of crime, stop being such a evil despicable person, and be nice, and happy like the rest of us. If you do, you'll make us happy, and it will be all worth it. Thank you.

    Cordially Yours,

    A Giant Pussy
     
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  2. rimpelcut You know it, I know it.

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    how do you know you are not a criminal?
     
  3. hesd Anomic.

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    Deer Creamynals,

    However polished my grammar is in this letter..however logically consistent my appeals are..however persuasive my vocabluary seems to be..These will not deter you from doing crimes..crimes which you deem as justifiable..in line with you faith and principles..You might be thinking that what you're doing is not a crime after all..it's just that you belong to the minority..and the majority considers your activities to be egregious. I really can't tell you more than this..My favorite quote: This is a fallen world..an enemy occupied territory.
     
  4. Last of the Uchihas Get your own girls, Jonas!

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    LMAO

    How was that vacation:amuse

    I'm so fucking glad you are back buddy!!


    Go see my ranting, :p


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  5. Last of the Uchihas Get your own girls, Jonas!

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    How was that vacation:amuse

    I'm so fucking glad you are back buddy!!


    Go see my ranting, :p


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  6. CrazyMoronX Old Man

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    Hmm, I didn't know any of that even happened until that link popped up. I wasn't aware of any way I could contact the mods, since my messages were disabled while being banned.

    I also didn't realize I was a so called "prominent" member of the forums, kind of touching in a way.

    As for the porn link, well I wasn't even thinking about the consequences at the time, an honest mistake, what I was doing just slipped my mind (it happens when you're a crazy moron).

    Anyway, it will never happen again of course... any other links that I don't know about? They could have e-mailed me if they really wanted my input.

    I just got here today after being unbanned, figuring business as usual. Ignorance is bliss, I suppose.
     
  7. Last of the Uchihas Get your own girls, Jonas!

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    Don't worry about it, everyone makes maistake, believe me : :wink

    I'm just glad you are back. :thumbs



    I think those were the only two.



    LMAO!!!!!

    :laugh
     
  8. Raistlin-sama Have you been naughty or nice?

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    Well, welcomed back you shall be.

    As for the thread, I believe this is a most just cause. I am sure all of those unworthy criminals shall take you divinely inspired words into consideration, since that is obviously what criminals do in the face of such wisdom.
     
  9. The Fireball Kid Respect the Mustache

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    Instead of a Giant Pussy, why not 'The: VAGINA MASTER!'?
     
  10. uncle jafuncle sustenance proxy

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    ^Because he isn't George Michaels?
     
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