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Man forced to have penis removed after injecting it with OLIVE OIL to make it BIGGER

Discussion in 'The NF Covfefé' started by Spirit, Nov 16, 2012.

  1. Spirit Active Member

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    Well... couldn't say it didn't achieve the intended result.

    Also that last bit is a lie. :pek

    Olive oil:
     
  2. Louis-954 Well-Known Member

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    What the hell... Yeah he was a dumb ass to inject his penis with olive oil but how does olive oil cause penile cancer?
     
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  4. Inuhanyou Lunar Destiny

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    Olive oil...that's a new one
     
  5. Tash U Turn

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    Hodgetwins viewer.
     
  6. Bobby Emerald A voice of reason.

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    I think it was the untreated wound that caused it, not the olive oil....but still. Olive oil? :wth
     
  7. Bioness In the Wired

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    Likely because it was slowly poisoning him.
     
  8. JoJo Well-Known Member

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    Fuckin' genious.
     
  9. Sablés Well-Known Member

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  10. Bobby Emerald A voice of reason.

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    Yeaahhhhhhh! Fuck out da whey!!! :LOS
     
  11. Tsukiyomi Crazy Cyborg Monkey Advisor

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    Well....I guess it technically worked.
     
  12. monafifia 난 당신의 미소를 사랑♡

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    That sounds terrible :D:
     
  13. Bishop Pharroh

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    I was wondering why Mexican God hasn't been posting lately. Hope he gets well soon.
     
  14. Cheeky The Last King of Hawaii

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    Police Capt Dr Surat Kittisup-porn

    that is a really funny name.
     
  16. M A T T sk8er

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    o_O woah, that's pretty..hmm dumb. He must of been too small? lol now he has nothing..
     
  17. Linkdarkside Ninja of the West

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  19. oprisco Oh well

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    Nothing comes close to the stupidity of that guy who tried to inject cocain in his penis..

    It led to complications that destroyed his penis, nine fingers, and parts of his legs.



    ... :facepalm :facepalm
     
  20. Coteaz Active Member

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    My genitals twinge in sympathy.
     
  21. Wilykat ummm... what newbie?

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    At least oil is much more fluid than cement like that woman's ass procedure:

    Cement dick... the ultimate hard-on... Glad it hasn't happened. yet
     
  22. Fran I'm with <b><font color="#000080">Bruce</font></b>

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    hung like a coconut
     
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    Poor Asians .........
     
  24. Axl Low GB's Guilty Gear

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    how about you donate some of your own blood and then have it transfused into your dick like 2 weeks later.
    Jesus fuck.
     
  25. Revolution Uchiha

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    People fall for propaganda every day, so don't think you would not have made the same uneducated mistake if you were in his shoes. Just be grateful to be more educated then this man. :facepalm
     
  26. Axl Low GB's Guilty Gear

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    actually if you use a needle to inject water into yourself you could get water poisoning

    If you inject air into you the air bubble will go to your heart and kill you

    educated? common sense.
    If you need someone to explain to why you shouldnt inject yourself with something only your digestive system can handle then maybe you shouldn't be wasting air and water.

    There is 7 billion people on this planet.
    Let's hope 1-2 billion more make this mistake but they dont receive help :DD
     
  27. PikaCheeka wants to believe

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    I don't think untreated cuts can cause cancer, either, though I'm no expert. :geg

    He either didn't really have cancer and it was a bad diagnosis of blood poisoning or something of the sort, or the cancer is entirely unrelated to everything else.
     
  28. Soma Cruz The Dark Lord

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    Motherfucking ouch.

    Who does this to themselves?
     
  29. butcher50 Active Member

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    okay certainly not the proper substance and procedure to make your package get bigger.
     
  30. Unlosing Ranger Reach for the stars

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